Hello hello hello what's all this then? A crime? Fuck that

[camberwell gypsy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12258369/Sussex-Police-officer-refuses-attend-assault-whining-Ill-deal-it.html

The shit has kicked off in a supermarket that needs immediate police response. A copper is approached to attend, but bollocks to that. "Not my job".

So we have a PCSO (plastic rozzer) trying to look dead hard in a real actual police car whose basically not going to get involved in real policing. But attends after a real copper is called. What is the fucking point having one of these dildos occupying a police car but wont get involved when the shit hits the fan?   

This is yet another example of this country going to shit. These cunts turned up mob handed to close down businesses trying to earn a living during the chinky flu, bullying poor cunts who sat in a deserted field because they weren't wearing a face nappy, dance and mince about at pride marches and stand around watching a bunch of middle class soap dodgers blocking roads but arrest an irate van driving plumber who confronts them. 

I fucking despair I really do

 

[Wolfie]

What a waste of oxygen this cunt is, though sadly not atypical nowadays. PCSOs (note 'community support') are paid to tackle crime. This is why he's sitting in an expensive piece of kit the public has paid for. Also, I didn't see him call in the disturbance to another unit (whose job it was from his perspective).

This spineless pussy has a duty of care to fulfil, which he failed to do, and at a time when the police's reputation is at an all-time low. Dismiss the cunt as an example to others wearing the same uniform.

[Mike Hunt]

Lower still are the arseholes who operate mobile speed camera vans, safely tucked inside where they can't be reached. Can't believe no one's set one alight yet.

[camberwell gypsy]

34 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said:

Lower still are the arseholes who operate mobile speed camera vans, safely tucked inside where they can't be reached. Can't believe no one's set one alight yet.

Thanks Mike. Another I forgot to add to my little list. 

[Eric Cuntman]

7 hours ago, Wolfie said:

What a waste of oxygen this cunt is, though sadly not atypical nowadays. PCSOs (note 'community support') are paid to tackle crime. This is why he's sitting in an expensive piece of kit the public has paid for. Also, I didn't see him call in the disturbance to another unit (whose job it was from his perspective).

This spineless pussy has a duty of care to fulfil, which he failed to do, and at a time when the police's reputation is at an all-time low. Dismiss the cunt as an example to others wearing the same uniform.

It’s genuinely unfathomable to me. A violent crime occurring near me is too much to resist. Not because I’m particularly community minded, heroic, or suffering from watching too many superhero films. No, because how often do you get to kick fuck out of someone who deserves it, with a better than strong chance of getting away with it? 
 You can’t let opportunities like that pass you by. 
 
This gutless cunt was too effeminate and prissy to not only do his mandated duty, but to do what any normal man would do for fun anyway. Beating up scum is a public service and a privilege. If you’re shying away from it WHILST being paid to do it, you’re mentally wrong. Or probably gay.

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Beating up scum is a public service and a privilege.

Not during ‘Pride Month’ Eric. It’s not 1970 mate. The boys in blue haven’t got the time or the resources to arrest violent criminals nowadays. If they went back to that, just imagine how many ‘non crime hate incidents’ and ‘offensive tweets’ would go uninvestigated and before you could say ‘golliwog’ it would be full scale anarchy?

[Wolfie]

On 03/07/2023 at 20:59, Eric Cuntman said:

It’s genuinely unfathomable to me. A violent crime occurring near me is too much to resist. Not because I’m particularly community minded, heroic, or suffering from watching too many superhero films. No, because how often do you get to kick fuck out of someone who deserves it, with a better than strong chance of getting away with it? 
 You can’t let opportunities like that pass you by. 
 
This gutless cunt was too effeminate and prissy to not only do his mandated duty, but to do what any normal man would do for fun anyway. Beating up scum is a public service and a privilege. If you’re shying away from it WHILST being paid to do it, you’re mentally wrong. Or probably gay.

I'd be very mindful of striking anyone in public, especially in a supermarket car park with cameras everywhere. Even the most loud, chavvy, neck-tattooed pikey cunt can use a 'no win no fee' solicitor service or police legal support, such is the libellous society we have become. As someone who specialises in security and protection, I'd imagine you use quite a lot of Geoff Thompson-style open hand & palm techniques, so police viewing CCTV footage of altercations will see your passive stance (even though a submissive fence is as effective as a boxing guard, and a deceptive one from which to launch eye-pokes & ear slaps etc. against bigger opponents).

When you're working on the door, is there a quiet little dark place with no cameras where you can deliver something more meaningful, if required?

[Wolfie]

On 03/07/2023 at 13:55, Mike Hunt said:

Lower still are the arseholes who operate mobile speed camera vans, safely tucked inside where they can't be reached. Can't believe no one's set one alight yet.

Agreed. I've only ever attended one police 'speed awareness' course, and the degraded numpty running it had a fucking gammy misaligned eye and a limp – clearly a substandard specimen who spends most of his days sitting in a deceitfully-placed metal box stealing money from hardworking people.

I hate these vile, thieving fuckpigs even more than traffic wardens. When I am leader of the free world, they will be interviewed about their past actions, and if I am not satisfied with their level of regret, each will be thrown into the same work camps as the Chinese. Here, they will spend the rest of their days cleaning kitchens and toilets, and eating dog food. They will however be given the opportunity to spy on the Chink-a-billies to ensure none get out of line, and report back to me directly. If any given person does a good job, their diet will be upgraded to rice and pasta.

[Eric Cuntman]

26 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I'd be very mindful of striking anyone in public, especially in a supermarket car park with cameras everywhere. Even the most loud, chavvy, neck-tattooed pikey cunt can use a 'no win no fee' solicitor service, such is the libellous society we have become. As someone who specialises in security and protection, I'd imagine you use quite a lot of Geoff Thompson-style open hand & palm techniques, so police viewing CCTV footage of altercations will see your passive stance (even though a submissive fence is as effective as a boxing guard, and a deceptive one from which to launch eye-pokes & ear slaps etc. against bigger opponents).

When you're working on the door, is there a quiet little dark place with no cameras where you can deliver something more meaningful, if required?

If it’s getting heated, you knock the feed-in wire to the CCTV loose, do what you have to do and then act surprised when the police want to review the footage. They’ve heard it all before but they have no way of proving that it wasn’t accidentally disabled by bar staff or cleaners.

[Wolfie]

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If it’s getting heated, you knock the feed-in wire to the CCTV loose, do what you have to do and then act surprised when the police want to review the footage. They’ve heard it all before but they have no way of proving that it wasn’t accidentally disabled by bar staff or cleaners.

Talk me through the 'do what you have to do' part, Eric.

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

Talk me through the 'do what you have to do' part, Eric.

Just basic ‘public duty of care’ stuff. And ‘hostility suppression therapy’.

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

Talk me through the 'do what you have to do' part, Eric.

I’m not really involved anymore. It may well be a different world now. Everything else seems to be. 
 I imagine most door supervisors now spend most of their time handing out flowers on behalf of The Church Of Religious Consciousness.

[camberwell gypsy]

4 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Agreed. I've only ever attended one police 'speed awareness' course, and the degraded numpty running it had a fucking gammy misaligned eye and a limp – clearly a substandard specimen who spends most of his days sitting in a deceitfully-placed metal box stealing money from hardworking people.

I hate these vile, thieving fuckpigs even more than traffic wardens. When I am leader of the free world, they will be interviewed about their past actions, and if I am not satisfied with their level of regret, each will be thrown into the same work camps as the Chinese. Here, they will spend the rest of their days cleaning kitchens and toilets, and eating dog food. They will however be given the opportunity to spy on the Chink-a-billies to ensure none get out of line, and report back to me directly. If any given person does a good job, their diet will be upgraded to rice and pasta.

Just as bad are those grey haired old spunkers who stand on a grass verge in their shitty little Miss Marple villages, holding a speed gun leased by the old bill, wielding it like a crumbly version of Jason Statham and creaming their courdoroys when a car is registered going 2mph over the speed limit. Fucking auld bastards.

 

[Mike Hunt]

33 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Just as bad are those grey haired old spunkers who stand on a grass verge in their shitty little Miss Marple villages, holding a speed gun leased by the old bill, wielding it like a crumbly version of Jason Statham and creaming their courdoroys when a car is registered going 2mph over the speed limit. Fucking auld bastards.

 

I've been caught by one of those, but they're not legally enforceable.  Shitting meself I was for 10 days, waiting for the NIP and the prospect of an 8 hour waste of time in a classroom lectured by a patronising twat who seriously believes going 35 in 30 area will kill but 34 won't, and then all I got was a police-letterheaded warning.  "GREAT NEWS!".

[Wolfie]

57 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Just as bad are those grey haired old spunkers who stand on a grass verge in their shitty little Miss Marple villages, holding a speed gun leased by the old bill, wielding it like a crumbly version of Jason Statham and creaming their courdoroys when a car is registered going 2mph over the speed limit. Fucking auld bastards.

 

Actually, I don't really mind them. The only things which work are permanent speed humps or traffic calming islands and digitised cameras, all of which aren't on the radar of council funding for small hamlets or villages, unless there's a school nearby, for example. Retired people in villages rightly want a quiet life, and this method is the only thing available to them. I live in a rural village and I hate it when delivery drivers and teenagers cunt it past. It gets right up my fucking arse, especially with the height of the hedgerows (you can't see over them when approaching bends, not even in a 4x4), and with the amount of dog-walkers, cats, wildlife, joggers, kids, old & deaf people et al. frequenting the roads (no pavements) it's fairly dangerous. One fatality already this year. 

The fact it was a Lycra-clad cyclist, however, who was probably hogging half the fucking road, very likely without appropriate insurance, made it a little more bearable.

[Eddie]

20 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said:

I've been caught by one of those, but they're not legally enforceable.  Shitting meself I was for 10 days, waiting for the NIP and the prospect of an 8 hour waste of time in a classroom lectured by a patronising twat who seriously believes going 35 in 30 area will kill but 34 won't, and then all I got was a police-letterheaded warning.  "GREAT NEWS!".

Every time I see those cunts I put the pedal to the metal. The record so far is a letter advising I was doing 54 in a 30, well I wasn’t until I spotted them. 

[Mike Hunt]

21 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

The fact it was a Lycra-clad cyclist, however, who was probably hogging half the fucking road, without appropriate insurance, made it a little more bearable.

Most generous of you Wolfie. I'd have said it made it "GREAT NEWS!"

[Eric Cuntman]

18 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Every time I see those cunts I put the pedal to the metal. The record so far is a letter advising I was doing 54 in a 30, well I wasn’t until I spotted them. 

You should find every speed camera for a 200 mile radius, programme all the locations in to your sat-nav, and borrow fatty’s car for the day. Where is the jug eared cavalier? Banned again?

[Wolfie]

30 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said:

Most generous of you Wolfie. I'd have said it made it "GREAT NEWS!"

I'd happily paste the local rag link, but I'd reveal the name of the village in which I live. Oddly, anonymity was easier in London than here, when I'd hop on the Northern Line and hide behind my book or paper, and then go and sit in a typically long, narrow and secure north London garden, in which high Victorian walls temporarily shut the world out.

And yes, few things boil my adrenaline like fucking cyclists. Jesus Christing Cunting Hellfire. Not the ones perhaps who wear hi-vis gear and cycle to and from work, but the selfish and annoying Tour de Cunt shitweasels who go out at stupid and thoughtless times, holding up traffic, often prompting risky overtakes, and usually arguing with motorists. Line them up in front of a firing squad of crossbow enthusiasts.

[camberwell gypsy]

49 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Actually, I don't really mind them. The only things which work are permanent speed humps or traffic calming islands and digitised cameras, all of which aren't on the radar of council funding for small hamlets or villages, unless there's a school nearby, for example. Retired people in villages rightly want a quiet life, and this method is the only thing available to them. I live in a rural village and I hate it when delivery drivers and teenagers cunt it past. It gets right up my fucking arse, especially with the height of the hedgerows (you can't see over them when approaching bends, not even in a 4x4), and with the amount of dog-walkers, cats, wildlife, joggers, kids, old & deaf people et al. frequenting the roads (no pavements) it's fairly dangerous. One fatality already this year. 

The fact it was a Lycra-clad cyclist, however, who was probably hogging half the fucking road, very likely without appropriate insurance, made it a little more bearable.

We've got some fat cunt who goes through our village with a bike that sounds like a fucking Peckham gun battle. For 3 minutes you can hear the cunt coming towards the village and then another 3 minutes for the cunt and his poxy machine to fade into the distance. I'd love to hide in the hedgerow with a 12 bore and blow the fucking thing up. The vision of the slab of blubber sitting on his badly singed arse in the middle of the road, till holding the handlebars would make my day. I'd need plastic surgery to remove the fucking grin off my face

[King Billy]

53 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said:

I've been caught by one of those, but they're not legally enforceable.  Shitting meself I was for 10 days, waiting for the NIP and the prospect of an 8 hour waste of time in a classroom lectured by a patronising twat who seriously believes going 35 in 30 area will kill but 34 won't, and then all I got was a police-letterheaded warning.  "GREAT NEWS!".

When I’m driving through small country villages in my imaginary M4 I always watch my speed and make sure I never drop below 140 MPH until I’m well clear of any crusty old incontinent cunts carrying ‘SLOW DOWN’ placards under a cardboard box on a broom handle painted bright yellow. Same when I’m passing a school anywhere in London, say Wimbledon for example.

[Eddie]

18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You should find every speed camera for a 200 mile radius, programme all the locations in to your sat-nav, and borrow fatty’s car for the day. Where is the jug eared cavalier? Banned again?

Fatty is dead, or a least I hope he is. 

[Ape™️]

5 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Fatty is dead, or a least I hope he is. 

Good - I hope he was in unbearable pain and alone. The stupid, fat fucking cunt.

[Mike Hunt]

10 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Same when I’m passing a school anywhere in London, say Wimbledon for example.

Bet you were pissed off when you saw some slapper had beaten you to it.

[King Billy]

18 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said:

Bet you were pissed off when you saw some slapper had beaten you to it.

Epileptic fit apparently. Tragic. A pal of mine used to live with one of them. He sold me his washing machine and told me he didn’t need it anymore as he found that chucking all the dirty laundry into the bath with her did a far better job and the electric bills were a lot less too.