camberwell gypsy Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 https://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-asia-india-66576580 Hope the Clangers like the smell of curry. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 The Mulligatawny Soup Dragon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 Balti moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 The rise of the east is gathering pace CG, whilst the west is slowly fading... China landed their own noodle craft on the moon years ago. I noticed Xi Jinping visiting South Africa the other day, no doubt offering infrastructure improvements in return for iron, copper etc. They've also been buying up the US dollar also, the clever bastards. Brexit or no Brexit we are a services country now, we make nothing... We almost lost the ability to produce steel (a key facet to any major power) thanks to the fucking Tories and we were bailed out by bud bud ding ding owned Tata steel. Nevermind, we are one of the leading powers with regards to AI and what could possibly go wrong with that? I mean it's not like we aren't already overcrowded with jobs disappearing at a rapid rate, millions already on the dole and AI set replace vast amounts of low skilled jobs. Lol. It wouldn't surprise me if the curry craft was made out of Sheffield steel our Prime Minister and fellow bud bud ding ding Rich Snake sold the Indians on the cheap. Lol. All this talk of curry has reminded me of my upcoming east end visit, @Frank I'm going to be in the brick lane area mid next week, what curry house would you recommend? I'm looking for high quality Fwank. Thanks in advance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 They're on the dark side of the bhuna. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 Houston, we have a cardamon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Houston, we have a cardamon! Surely ‘popadum’ would’ve fitted better. sorry to be all autistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Surely ‘popadum’ would’ve fitted better. sorry to be all autistic. I've used Poppadom in the title. Using it again will make me look like an amateur. And don't call me Shirley. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've used Poppadom in the title. Using it again will make me look like an amateur. And don't call me Shirley. Poppadom preach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Poppadom preach. I'm gonna keep my bhaji. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've used Poppadom in the title. Using it again will make me look like an amateur. And don't call me Shirley. CG, India has more millionaires than the UK, are now a recognised space power and we continue to give them foreign aid. All this is happening and we can't stop a load of rubber dinghy's in the English channel. This whole thing stinks, the stench is worse than the smell emanating from Chandrayaan-3, after the doors were opened after 40 longs days of curry farts, curry B.O and curry breath after making its way to the moon. It's putting me off going for a curry now and I was wondering what you thought about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 21 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: CG, India has more millionaires than the UK, are now a recognised space power and we continue to give them foreign aid. All this is happening and we can't stop a load of rubber dinghy's in the English channel. This whole thing stinks, the stench is worse than the smell emanating from Chandrayaan-3, after the doors were opened after 40 longs days of curry farts, curry B.O and curry breath after making its way to the moon. It's putting me off going for a curry now and I was wondering what you thought about it? Have you seen them all wandering around in sandals and flip-flops? Their hairy, crusty ram-jam chisel-toes make me nauseous. I preferred it when it was piss soaked tramps with little bonfires in paint tins. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you seen them all wandering around in sandals and flip-flops? Their hairy, crusty ram-jam chisel-toes make me nauseous. I preferred it when it was piss soaked tramps with little bonfires in paint tins. They'll be bathing in the Ganges whilst wearing Prada next Eric. I might trash my local Indian takeaway later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 Another place we can go to get milk on Christmas Day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: CG, India has more millionaires than the UK, are now a recognised space power and we continue to give them foreign aid. All this is happening and we can't stop a load of rubber dinghy's in the English channel. This whole thing stinks, the stench is worse than the smell emanating from Chandrayaan-3, after the doors were opened after 40 longs days of curry farts, curry B.O and curry breath after making its way to the moon. It's putting me off going for a curry now and I was wondering what you thought about it? Well seeing as theres no corners on the moon they'll find it difficult to open a corner shop up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: The rise of the east is gathering pace CG, whilst the west is slowly fading... China landed their own noodle craft on the moon years ago. I noticed Xi Jinping visiting South Africa the other day, no doubt offering infrastructure improvements in return for iron, copper etc. They've also been buying up the US dollar also, the clever bastards. Brexit or no Brexit we are a services country now, we make nothing... We almost lost the ability to produce steel (a key facet to any major power) thanks to the fucking Tories and we were bailed out by bud bud ding ding owned Tata steel. Nevermind, we are one of the leading powers with regards to AI and what could possibly go wrong with that? I mean it's not like we aren't already overcrowded with jobs disappearing at a rapid rate, millions already on the dole and AI set replace vast amounts of low skilled jobs. Lol. It wouldn't surprise me if the curry craft was made out of Sheffield steel our Prime Minister and fellow bud bud ding ding Rich Snake sold the Indians on the cheap. Lol. All this talk of curry has reminded me of my upcoming east end visit, @Frank I'm going to be in the brick lane area mid next week, what curry house would you recommend? I'm looking for high quality Fwank. Thanks in advance. What a palaver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well seeing as theres no corners on the moon they'll find it difficult to open a corner shop up there. Reported. 1 minute ago, Frank said: What a palaver. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 11 minutes ago, Frank said: What a palaver. Can't find it on Google Frank, is it an exclusive 'pop up' Indian restaurant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 Ground control to Alfie Noakes... LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: CG, India has more millionaires than the UK, are now a recognised space power and we continue to give them foreign aid. All this is happening and we can't stop a load of rubber dinghy's in the English channel. This whole thing stinks, the stench is worse than the smell emanating from Chandrayaan-3, after the doors were opened after 40 longs days of curry farts, curry B.O and curry breath after making its way to the moon. It's putting me off going for a curry now and I was wondering what you thought about it? Madras Tom to Ground Control Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: What a palaver. ‘ave a banana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well seeing as theres no corners on the moon they'll find it difficult to open a corner shop up there. Everyone needs a bosom for a pilau. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Balti moon They'll soon be another red spot on Mars 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've used Poppadom in the title. Using it again will make me look like an amateur. And don't call me Shirley. You're not an amateur, you're a pro. Filthy bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 15 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: They'll soon be another red spot on Mars Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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