First Transgender Cricketer Set For Debut

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

 Crash and burned? Just listen to yourself...Jeez, what a tool...

Again…how does one ‘listen’ to a a written post? You stupid little phoney?

[Mrs Roops]

17 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Again…how does one ‘listen’ to a a written post? You stupid little phoney?

Obviously an idiomatic expression, you little snide.

Fucking hell, its like talking to a petulant child who, in order to save face, would make out that molehill is in fact a mountain.

Seriously, grow up you petty, pedantic pratt.

[Dyslexic cnut]

12 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Obviously an idiomatic expression, you little snide.

Fucking hell, its like talking to a petulant child who, in order to save face, would make out that molehill is in fact a mountain.

Seriously, grow up you petty, pedantic pratt.

6.30pm, midweek=rattled to fuckery. Who’d have thunk that a shallow-end salt-water minnow could bring down such a Corner gargantuan? You’re all over the place here, love. It couldn’t be more amusing.

[Mrs Roops]

50 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

6.30pm, midweek=rattled to fuckery. Who’d have thunk that a shallow-end salt-water minnow could bring down such a Corner gargantuan? You’re all over the place here, love. It couldn’t be more amusing.

...and you're not? - you dropped the subject quickly enough only to fall back on tired forum debating tropes. You're clearly not amused, just desperate. 

[Eric Cuntman]

8 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

...and you're not? - you dropped the subject quickly enough only to fall back on tired forum debating tropes. You're clearly not amused, just desperate. 

Can we have punkape back please?

[camberwell gypsy]

7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Can we have punkape back please?

Why? He'll only act like a cunt and get banned again. He needs to be terminated once and for all.

[Frank]

20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Can we have punkape back please?

I can pull off a good ‘Punkape’ for a small fee. 

[Eric Cuntman]

9 minutes ago, Frank said:

I can pull off a good ‘Punkape’ for a small fee. 

So can I but it’s not the same. Stork and butter.

[Wolfie]

10 minutes ago, Frank said:

I can pull off a good ‘Punkape’ for a small fee. 

Take your Punkape double entendre and shove it up your unfunny, boney arse.

[Cunty BigBollox]

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

Obviously an idiomatic expression, you little snide.

Fucking hell, its like talking to a petulant child who, in order to save face, would make out that molehill is in fact a mountain.

Seriously, grow up you petty, pedantic pratt.

Rattled! Lol

[Decimus]

20 minutes ago, Frank said:

I can pull off a good ‘Punkape’ for a small fee. 

Eric won't remember, worm, but you were once pulled up by The Hat for sharing the same IP address as P.

We're not talking about the simple coincedence of you both logging on to the WiFi at The Admiral Duncan within an hour of each other on just one occasion. You were caught out multiple times.

Crab is your final form, you barnacle-encrusted old cunt.

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, Decimus said:

Eric won't remember, worm, but you were once pulled up by The Hat for sharing the same IP address as P.

We're not talking about the simple coincedence of you both logging on to the WiFi at The Admiral Duncan within an hour of each other on just one occasion, you were caught out multiple times.

Crab is your final form, you barnacle-encrusted old cunt.

Oh I remember. It was on Scotty’s sickipedia thread from around 7 years ago. You and Bubba were duelling with non-moderator Roops and that was going on in the background. I wasn’t there but I remember seeing Frank and Punkape’s usernames being attributed to the same ‘guest’ ID.

[Decimus]

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Oh I remember. It was on Scotty’s sickipedia thread from around 7 years ago. You and Bubba were duelling with non-moderator Roops and that was going on in the background. I wasn’t there but I remember seeing Frank and Punkape’s usernames being attributed to the same ‘guest’ ID.

It was quietly swept under the carpet once Roops went super-saiyan again and I found myself banned for 14 months. 

I suspect that FrankApe was hitting the donate button harder than the poppers that week to pull off such a coup.

[Eric Cuntman]

14 minutes ago, Decimus said:

It was quietly swept under the carpet once Roops went super-saiyan again and I found myself banned for 14 months. 

I suspect that FrankApe was hitting the donate button harder than the poppers that week to pull off such a coup.

And I’ve got a vague recollection of the Rat being involved too. 🐀 

[Decimus]

11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

And I’ve got a vague recollection of the Rat being involved too. 🐀 

He was permanently banned and deleted, the first time I'd ever seen it happen.

If I recall, Proper was in deep after losing the Brightlingsea three bed semi as collateral in some dodgy FOREX trading. The ADL contacted him via The Judge and offered him a bridge loan with the stipulation that The Rat had to go. 

This shit runs deeper than you could ever possibly imagine.

[Eric Cuntman]

20 minutes ago, Decimus said:

He was permanently banned and deleted, the first time I'd ever seen it happen.

If I recall, Proper was in deep after losing the Brightlingsea three bed semi as collateral in some dodgy FOREX trading. The ADL contacted him via The Judge and offered him a bridge loan with the stipulation that The Rat had to go. 

This shit runs deeper than you could ever possibly imagine.

I was in Brightlingsea a couple of weeks ago. True.

[Guest judgetwi]

On 02/09/2023 at 18:03, Decimus said:

You're not wrong, Solly.

Coincedentally Sachs was a Jew as well. For a race of people destined to live in the Promised Land, there's plenty of you stinking up the place, still.

Here's a suggestion, why don't you take your lovely blue passport and before sticking it up your arse fuck off back 'home'?

I am ‘home’ Carrotcruncher. I am in my villa in the Golan Heights. Every day I go out on my veranda and take pot shots at passing innocent A-rabs….the  kind of people you’d love living next door to you, right?  I have to admit I haven’t hit a single one of the cunts yet. There’s nothing wrong with my weaponry so I suspect I need a serious eye test. I’ll get it sorted soon so in the meantime you can cry your crocodile tears for your Peaceful friends you love so much. Ok mate?

[Penny Farthing]

10 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Take your Punkape double entendre and shove it up your unfunny, boney arse.

You are really hitting the parsnip wine tonight.

[Decimus]

9 hours ago, judgetwi said:

I am ‘home’ Carrotcruncher. I am in my villa in the Golan Heights. Every day I go out on my veranda and take pot shots at passing innocent A-rabs….the  kind of people you’d love living next door to you, right?  I have to admit I haven’t hit a single one of the cunts yet. There’s nothing wrong with my weaponry so I suspect I need a serious eye test. I’ll get it sorted soon so in the meantime you can cry your crocodile tears for your Peaceful friends you love so much. Ok mate?

Pull the other one, Solly, your zionist tricks won't work on me. Your lot may be adept at manipulating people into believing Islam is the biggest threat to western society, but I know who the real enemy is.

'The Peaceful' people would probably be a lot more peaceful if they weren't being systematically exterminated by a race of cunts who you would think should know better. After all, you never tire of telling us how persecuted you've been over the years, do you?

Kike hypocrisy aside, I don't need to love, hate or even feel a sense of ambiguity towards the Palestinians. It makes no difference to me how you treat them, I'll still know who the real enemy is. And on that note I'll leave you with this just in case you're still confused as to my feelings about them and you:

Der Feind meines Feindes ist mein Freund.

[Eric Cuntman]

13 hours ago, Decimus said:

Crab is your final form, you barnacle-encrusted old cunt.

I wish my brain worked differently. I had a slight curiosity as to the intended meaning of the above. I’ve now memorised the introductory module for carcinised morphology. 

[Wolfie]

5 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

You are really hitting the parsnip wine tonight.

Posted at approximately 8am today – 10 hours after my comment.

You're quite the thick one, Dave, aren't you?

[and]

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

Posted at approximately 8am today – 10 hours after my comment.

You expect everyone else to to fit in with your random CC visiting times?

Arrogant, selfish dickhead 🐩

[Guest judgetwi]

15 hours ago, Decimus said:

Pull the other one, Solly, your zionist tricks won't work on me. Your lot may be adept at manipulating people into believing Islam is the biggest threat to western society, but I know who the real enemy is.

'The Peaceful' people would probably be a lot more peaceful if they weren't being systematically exterminated by a race of cunts who you would think should know better. After all, you never tire of telling us how persecuted you've been over the years, do you?

Kike hypocrisy aside, I don't need to love, hate or even feel a sense of ambiguity towards the Palestinians. It makes no difference to me how you treat them, I'll still know who the real enemy is. And on that note I'll leave you with this just in case you're still confused as to my feelings about them and you:

Der Feind meines Feindes ist mein Freund.

Is that right Countryboy? You know those cockneys round your manor who you are always moaning about? Why do you think they are there? Who do you think they are running from? They have gone as far east as they can and soon they’ll be going northwards up the coast. Who do you think is coming behind them Brainbox? 
Have a guess.

[Decimus]

12 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Is that right Countryboy? You know those cockneys round your manor who you are always moaning about? Why do you think they are there? Who do you think they are running from? They have gone as far east as they can and soon they’ll be going northwards up the coast. Who do you think is coming behind them Brainbox? 
Have a guess.

Not in my lifetime, Solly, they've got to get through Essex and Suffolk first. By the time they reach my patch they'll need scuba burqas because it'll all be fucking underwater.

[Eric Cuntman]

4 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Not in my lifetime, Solly, they've got to get through Essex and Suffolk first. By the time they reach my patch they'll need scuba burqas because it'll all be fucking underwater.

Since the influx of bearded, flip-flopped 28 year old children with iPhone 14s into this part of Essex, some graffiti tags have been going up around town centres bearing ‘F-Troop’. Which either means a resurgence of old fashioned right wing culture, or more likely, some senile Millwall veterans have got hold of a can of Ford Midnight blue and think it’s 1971 again.