Neil Posted September 22, 2023 Report Share Posted September 22, 2023 Every cunting week now,If its not some scouse scally falling off a wall it's a flood in some far off foreign shithole. I suppose this week it'll be the death of some female 'footballer" just to show how 'diverse' UEFA has become. How about a minutes silence for the death of the Straight White Male,fast becoming targeted,abused and generally despised by the woke feminazi? Fuck off 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 22, 2023 Report Share Posted September 22, 2023 2 hours ago, Neil said: Every cunting week now,If its not some scouse scally falling off a wall it's a flood in some far off foreign shithole. I suppose this week it'll be the death of some female 'footballer" just to show how 'diverse' UEFA has become. How about a minutes silence for the death of the Straight White Male,fast becoming targeted,abused and generally despised by the woke feminazi? Fuck off I think a lot of you, Neil. You’re like my mates. A little one dimensional. My good friend lives with his wife and four teenage daughters. He’s an alpha male silverback who insists that when any of them is on blob, before they come downstairs of a morning, he has them give him a warning by standing on the landing and howling like a she-wolf…so he can fuck off out of the house before the shitstorm starts. True story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2023 Report Share Posted September 22, 2023 4 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I think a lot of you, Neil. You’re like my mates. A little one dimensional. My good friend lives with his wife and four teenage daughters. He’s an alpha male silverback who insists that when any of them is on blob, before they come downstairs of a morning, he has them give him a warning by standing on the landing and howling like a she-wolf…so he can fuck off out of the house before the shitstorm starts. True story. Your mate sounds a bit henpecked. He should Just tell them to stay out of his house until they’re cured. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 22, 2023 Report Share Posted September 22, 2023 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Your mate sounds a bit henpecked. He should Just tell them to stay out of his house until they’re cured. The landlord will fuck them all (DCs mate included) out of the house as soon as his first rent cheque bounces, and he calls round to find all the windows broken, his sofa in the front garden and a stolen, burned out Tesla in the driveway. Haven’t you been to Liverpool Eric? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 22, 2023 Report Share Posted September 22, 2023 12 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: My good friend lives with his wife and four teenage daughters. He’s definitely not a mussie then DC, or he’d be living with his four teenage wives and his cousin (who’s also his wife). Oh and three chickens and a goat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 22, 2023 Report Share Posted September 22, 2023 1 minute ago, King Billy said: He’s definitely not a mussie then DC, or he’d be living with his four teenage wives and his cousin (who’s also his wife). He’s RC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 22, 2023 Report Share Posted September 22, 2023 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: He’s RC. Who’s controlling him? You’ve got a radio controlled mate? Fair play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2023 Report Share Posted September 22, 2023 20 minutes ago, King Billy said: The landlord will fuck them all (DCs mate included) out of the house as soon as his first rent cheque bounces, and he calls round to find all the windows broken, his sofa in the front garden and a stolen, burned out Tesla in the driveway. Haven’t you been to Liverpool Eric? I spent a few days In Liverpool years ago. I keep meaning to go back and visit my alloy wheels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2023 Report Share Posted September 22, 2023 16 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: He’s RC. Where's his battery compartment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 23, 2023 Report Share Posted September 23, 2023 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I spent a few days In Liverpool years ago. I keep meaning to go back and visit my alloy wheels. Jesus fucking Christ. Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 23, 2023 Report Share Posted September 23, 2023 20 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: He’s RC. Ronnie Corbett? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 23, 2023 Report Share Posted September 23, 2023 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Ronnie Corbett? Rice Crispies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 Off topic but, please let it be Dickless.. https://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/news/23809887.police-outside-norfolk-property-body-discovered/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Off topic but, please let it be Dickless.. https://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/news/23809887.police-outside-norfolk-property-body-discovered/ Decs can only dream to be able to afford such a place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 2 hours ago, Neil said: Decs can only dream to be able to afford such a place It looks more like the sort of place our resident slum landlord rents out to undocumented, Romanian cabbage pickers. And whilst we're at it, you can shove your fucking Dolmio stained Arsenal shirt into your fat gob as well, you disgusting fat pig. Because going forward I won't tolerate dissent from either of you. I'm the fucking Norfolk Daddy on here. Got it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 56 minutes ago, Decimus said: It looks more like the sort of place our resident slum landlord rents out to undocumented, Romanian cabbage pickers. And whilst we're at it, you can shove your fucking Dolmio stained Arsenal shirt into your fat gob as well, you disgusting fat pig. Because going forward I won't tolerate dissent from either of you. I'm the fucking Norfolk Daddy on here. Got it? D, I was sectioned on Wednesday. What do you think about that? https://ibb.co/gPGsLkx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 7 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Off topic but, please let it be Dickless.. https://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/news/23809887.police-outside-norfolk-property-body-discovered/ Its not @Ape™️ is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 15 minutes ago, Frank said: D, I was sectioned on Wednesday. What do you think about that? https://ibb.co/gPGsLkx That pint looks like something that came out of the urethra of a CKD patient. As for you your mental health, I've been concerned about the state of it for quite some time. Your Pollard's seem to be evolving into Rachid's and your tables for one are getting seedier by the picture. There's clearly something going on and I'm glad you've reached out. Is there anything I can do to help? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 4 hours ago, Decimus said: That pint looks like something that came out of the urethra of a CKD patient. As for you your mental health, I've been concerned about the state of it for quite some time. Your Pollard's seem to be evolving into Rachid's and your tables for one are getting seedier by the picture. There's clearly something going on and I'm glad you've reached out. Is there anything I can do to help? I’m not in a good way, D. They’ve put me on some sort of ketamine based therapy. And I’ve moved back to Aylsham. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 3 hours ago, Frank said: D, I was sectioned on Wednesday. What do you think about that? https://ibb.co/gPGsLkx Do you always drink alone, Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 25, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 10 hours ago, Frank said: D, I was sectioned on Wednesday. What do you think about that? https://ibb.co/gPGsLkx What is it with you and shit bins? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 23 hours ago, Frank said: D, I was sectioned on Wednesday. What do you think about that? https://ibb.co/gPGsLkx You’ve spelled ‘suctioned’ wrong you useless illiterate wannabe felching cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 23 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Its not @Ape™️ is it? Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 14 hours ago, Neil said: What is it with you and shit bins? Should have gone to Spack savers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 29, 2023 Report Share Posted September 29, 2023 On 25/09/2023 at 06:31, Neil said: What is it with you and shit bins? https://ibb.co/kQN7Cf4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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