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Middle class must haves and behaviours


entitled little cunt

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Buy a Tesla Betamax (white in colour of course ,  then be smug driving around thinking its cool whilst in reality  looking like a retired geography  teacher )

Buy a Range Rover , again white  with prat plate .Baaa like a sheep whilst driving .

Take a holiday in Dubai with others who have bleached teeth and an unnatural bronzed hue to the skin.Take selfies from the upper floor of a sky scraper with a great view of a palm tree and a vista of flat desolate desert.

Within 2 minutes of meeting a person ask "what are you in"

Paint everything grey , even the garden fence .

Have the mistaken belief that offspring who can barely communicate in a recognised form will at some stage be a filmstar ,  pop star , lawyer or find the cure for cancer .

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Buy a Tesla Betamax (white in colour of course ,  then be smug driving around thinking its cool whilst in reality  looking like a retired geography  teacher )

Buy a Range Rover , again white  with prat plate .Baaa like a sheep whilst driving .

Take a holiday in Dubai with others who have bleached teeth and an unnatural bronzed hue to the skin.Take selfies from the upper floor of a sky scraper with a great view of a palm tree and a vista of flat desolate desert.

Within 2 minutes of meeting a person ask "what are you in"

Paint everything grey , even the garden fence .

Have the mistaken belief that offspring who can barely communicate in a recognised form will at some stage be a filmstar ,  pop star , lawyer or find the cure for cancer .

 

 

 

Solicitor sounds more respectable than lawyer and there is nothing wrong with painting your fence grey.

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5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Buy a Tesla Betamax (white in colour of course ,  then be smug driving around thinking its cool whilst in reality  looking like a retired geography  teacher )

Buy a Range Rover , again white  with prat plate .Baaa like a sheep whilst driving .

Take a holiday in Dubai with others who have bleached teeth and an unnatural bronzed hue to the skin.Take selfies from the upper floor of a sky scraper with a great view of a palm tree and a vista of flat desolate desert.

Within 2 minutes of meeting a person ask "what are you in"

Paint everything grey , even the garden fence .

Have the mistaken belief that offspring who can barely communicate in a recognised form will at some stage be a filmstar ,  pop star , lawyer or find the cure for cancer .

 

 

 

Sounds like a normal working class family's aspirations. Apart from the ridiculous obsession with Jaguar Land Rover I don't recognise any of these as typically middle class but as they say in PE "It's Grim Up North" 

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6 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Buy a Tesla Betamax (white in colour of course ,  then be smug driving around thinking its cool whilst in reality  looking like a retired geography  teacher )

Buy a Range Rover , again white  with prat plate .Baaa like a sheep whilst driving .

Take a holiday in Dubai with others who have bleached teeth and an unnatural bronzed hue to the skin.Take selfies from the upper floor of a sky scraper with a great view of a palm tree and a vista of flat desolate desert.

Within 2 minutes of meeting a person ask "what are you in"

Paint everything grey , even the garden fence .

Have the mistaken belief that offspring who can barely communicate in a recognised form will at some stage be a filmstar ,  pop star , lawyer or find the cure for cancer .

 

 

 

Why are you posting @Decimus LinkedIn page as a topic for discussion?

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2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

North Face gilet

Peleton subscriber

Ed Sheeran fan

Wants Suella Braveman for next PM

Range Rover

Pays the extra to have garden waste collection

Waitrose and M&S - dresses up to shop food

Prep school then minor fee paying public school OR scholarship eagerly accepted  to desert state school system after gaining excellent exam results or showing exceptional musical or other talent

Absolutely no respect or responsibility towards other people or neighbours completely selfish self contained. 

 

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11 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Buy a Tesla Betamax (white in colour of course ,  then be smug driving around thinking its cool whilst in reality  looking like a retired geography  teacher )

Buy a Range Rover , again white  with prat plate .Baaa like a sheep whilst driving .

Take a holiday in Dubai with others who have bleached teeth and an unnatural bronzed hue to the skin.Take selfies from the upper floor of a sky scraper with a great view of a palm tree and a vista of flat desolate desert.

Within 2 minutes of meeting a person ask "what are you in"

Paint everything grey , even the garden fence .

Have the mistaken belief that offspring who can barely communicate in a recognised form will at some stage be a filmstar ,  pop star , lawyer or find the cure for cancer .

 

 

 

How’s the weather been today in Jaywick? It’s been fucking great over here in Dubai. 

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44 minutes ago, King Billy said:

How’s the weather been today in Jaywick? It’s been fucking great over here in Dubai. 

Not bad at all  in sunny Jaywick . 

Dont hold hands with a lady friend over there otherwise you'll be in jail having the soles of your feet whipped and no doubt  even worse things administered  to the other 'sole in your life .

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48 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Wants Suella Braveman for next PM

Range Rover

Pays the extra to have garden waste collection

Waitrose and M&S - dresses up to shop food

Prep school then minor fee paying public school OR scholarship eagerly accepted  to desert state school system after gaining excellent exam results or showing exceptional musical or other talent

Absolutely no respect or responsibility towards other people or neighbours completely selfish self contained. 

 

Glastonbury with the kids maybe ?

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1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

Glastonbury with the kids maybe ?

I think you are harking back to the mythical (professional) middle classiness of the swinging sixties and seventies not the hard nosed mean and selfish Nowadays where vocation has been destroyed and professions are subject to ruthless time and motion studies. The middle class today are just selfish torified Labour or SD voting cunt managers who have no values or regard for other human beings. 

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On 03/10/2023 at 20:26, ChildeHarold said:

Wants Suella Braveman for next PM

Range Rover

Pays the extra to have garden waste collection

Waitrose and M&S - dresses up to shop food

Prep school then minor fee paying public school OR scholarship eagerly accepted  to desert state school system after gaining excellent exam results or showing exceptional musical or other talent

Absolutely no respect or responsibility towards other people or neighbours completely selfish self contained. 

 

Eh?

More likely to be a member of the SWP, like Mr Kendall-Mintcake in Bambi (The Young Ones)

Ask your mum or dad. They'll learn yer.

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