entitled little cunt Posted October 3, 2023 Report Share Posted October 3, 2023 Buy a Tesla Betamax (white in colour of course , then be smug driving around thinking its cool whilst in reality looking like a retired geography teacher ) Buy a Range Rover , again white with prat plate .Baaa like a sheep whilst driving . Take a holiday in Dubai with others who have bleached teeth and an unnatural bronzed hue to the skin.Take selfies from the upper floor of a sky scraper with a great view of a palm tree and a vista of flat desolate desert. Within 2 minutes of meeting a person ask "what are you in" Paint everything grey , even the garden fence . Have the mistaken belief that offspring who can barely communicate in a recognised form will at some stage be a filmstar , pop star , lawyer or find the cure for cancer . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 3, 2023 Report Share Posted October 3, 2023 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Buy a Tesla Betamax (white in colour of course , then be smug driving around thinking its cool whilst in reality looking like a retired geography teacher ) Buy a Range Rover , again white with prat plate .Baaa like a sheep whilst driving . Take a holiday in Dubai with others who have bleached teeth and an unnatural bronzed hue to the skin.Take selfies from the upper floor of a sky scraper with a great view of a palm tree and a vista of flat desolate desert. Within 2 minutes of meeting a person ask "what are you in" Paint everything grey , even the garden fence . Have the mistaken belief that offspring who can barely communicate in a recognised form will at some stage be a filmstar , pop star , lawyer or find the cure for cancer . Solicitor sounds more respectable than lawyer and there is nothing wrong with painting your fence grey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 3, 2023 Report Share Posted October 3, 2023 5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Buy a Tesla Betamax (white in colour of course , then be smug driving around thinking its cool whilst in reality looking like a retired geography teacher ) Buy a Range Rover , again white with prat plate .Baaa like a sheep whilst driving . Take a holiday in Dubai with others who have bleached teeth and an unnatural bronzed hue to the skin.Take selfies from the upper floor of a sky scraper with a great view of a palm tree and a vista of flat desolate desert. Within 2 minutes of meeting a person ask "what are you in" Paint everything grey , even the garden fence . Have the mistaken belief that offspring who can barely communicate in a recognised form will at some stage be a filmstar , pop star , lawyer or find the cure for cancer . Sounds like a normal working class family's aspirations. Apart from the ridiculous obsession with Jaguar Land Rover I don't recognise any of these as typically middle class but as they say in PE "It's Grim Up North" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 3, 2023 Report Share Posted October 3, 2023 3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Solicitor sounds more respectable than lawyer and there is nothing wrong with painting your fence grey. I'd like to repurpose your fence for Nov 5 firewood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 3, 2023 Report Share Posted October 3, 2023 6 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Buy a Tesla Betamax (white in colour of course , then be smug driving around thinking its cool whilst in reality looking like a retired geography teacher ) Buy a Range Rover , again white with prat plate .Baaa like a sheep whilst driving . Take a holiday in Dubai with others who have bleached teeth and an unnatural bronzed hue to the skin.Take selfies from the upper floor of a sky scraper with a great view of a palm tree and a vista of flat desolate desert. Within 2 minutes of meeting a person ask "what are you in" Paint everything grey , even the garden fence . Have the mistaken belief that offspring who can barely communicate in a recognised form will at some stage be a filmstar , pop star , lawyer or find the cure for cancer . Why are you posting @Decimus LinkedIn page as a topic for discussion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 3, 2023 Report Share Posted October 3, 2023 North Face gilet Peleton subscriber Ed Sheeran fan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted October 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2023 32 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: North Face gilet Peleton subscriber Ed Sheeran fan Yep agreed. Very good observational skills . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 3, 2023 Report Share Posted October 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: North Face gilet Peleton subscriber Ed Sheeran fan Wants Suella Braveman for next PM Range Rover Pays the extra to have garden waste collection Waitrose and M&S - dresses up to shop food Prep school then minor fee paying public school OR scholarship eagerly accepted to desert state school system after gaining excellent exam results or showing exceptional musical or other talent Absolutely no respect or responsibility towards other people or neighbours completely selfish self contained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 3, 2023 Report Share Posted October 3, 2023 11 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Buy a Tesla Betamax (white in colour of course , then be smug driving around thinking its cool whilst in reality looking like a retired geography teacher ) Buy a Range Rover , again white with prat plate .Baaa like a sheep whilst driving . Take a holiday in Dubai with others who have bleached teeth and an unnatural bronzed hue to the skin.Take selfies from the upper floor of a sky scraper with a great view of a palm tree and a vista of flat desolate desert. Within 2 minutes of meeting a person ask "what are you in" Paint everything grey , even the garden fence . Have the mistaken belief that offspring who can barely communicate in a recognised form will at some stage be a filmstar , pop star , lawyer or find the cure for cancer . How’s the weather been today in Jaywick? It’s been fucking great over here in Dubai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted October 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2023 44 minutes ago, King Billy said: How’s the weather been today in Jaywick? It’s been fucking great over here in Dubai. Not bad at all in sunny Jaywick . Dont hold hands with a lady friend over there otherwise you'll be in jail having the soles of your feet whipped and no doubt even worse things administered to the other 'sole in your life . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted October 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2023 48 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Wants Suella Braveman for next PM Range Rover Pays the extra to have garden waste collection Waitrose and M&S - dresses up to shop food Prep school then minor fee paying public school OR scholarship eagerly accepted to desert state school system after gaining excellent exam results or showing exceptional musical or other talent Absolutely no respect or responsibility towards other people or neighbours completely selfish self contained. Glastonbury with the kids maybe ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 3, 2023 Report Share Posted October 3, 2023 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: Glastonbury with the kids maybe ? I think you are harking back to the mythical (professional) middle classiness of the swinging sixties and seventies not the hard nosed mean and selfish Nowadays where vocation has been destroyed and professions are subject to ruthless time and motion studies. The middle class today are just selfish torified Labour or SD voting cunt managers who have no values or regard for other human beings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 20:26, ChildeHarold said: Wants Suella Braveman for next PM Range Rover Pays the extra to have garden waste collection Waitrose and M&S - dresses up to shop food Prep school then minor fee paying public school OR scholarship eagerly accepted to desert state school system after gaining excellent exam results or showing exceptional musical or other talent Absolutely no respect or responsibility towards other people or neighbours completely selfish self contained. Eh? More likely to be a member of the SWP, like Mr Kendall-Mintcake in Bambi (The Young Ones) Ask your mum or dad. They'll learn yer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 3 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Eh? More likely to be a member of the SWP, like Mr Kendall-Mintcake in Bambi (The Young Ones) Ask your mum or dad. They'll learn yer. I like the SLP too, South London Press. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 17:46, Jiggerycock said: North Face gilet Peleton subscriber Ed Sheeran fan especially so, the cunts that call a bodywarmer a fucking gilet (Ji-Lay). I bet that dirty fucking inbred @Witheredscrote does this all the time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 6 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: especially so, the cunts that call a bodywarmer a fucking gilet (Ji-Lay). I bet that dirty fucking inbred @Witheredscrote does this all the time. Whatever happened to ‘tank tops’? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Whatever happened to ‘tank tops’? I've got 2, a round neck and a V neck one. I bet the Fwanker has got some, the man-about-town fashionista that he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 9 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Eh? More likely to be a member of the SWP, like Mr Kendall-Mintcake in Bambi (The Young Ones) Ask your mum or dad. They'll learn yer. I've got a Porsche. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 31 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've got a Porsche. My dad's got a 'Roller' He uses it mostly after he's weeded around the lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Whatever happened to ‘tank tops’? They went out of fashion when Thalidomide was banned. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 55 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've got a Porsche. I’ve got a conservatory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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