The Beast Posted October 25, 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 No doubt some veterans on here who have had this done will call me a pussy and if they have been subjected to this more than once, then they have every right to do so. About 6 weeks ago I sustained a tear to my psoas muscle resulting in inflammation in one of my ureters and microscopic haematuria. I had a CT KUB done and nothing of note was found, hydronephrosis, stones, tumour etc, but it was recommended that a closer look at the bladder was undertaken, in case two pathologies were concurrent, as my late father had bladder cancer at a similar age. Having catheterised hundreds of men over the years, I knew this was going to be grim. There wasn't much fucking about. Kecks to the ankles, boots still on, up on the butchers shop table, towel over the rapidly scared ascending nuts and wilting tackle. Laying back, long black cystoscope hanging there ominously, light ablaze. Rub of the general vicinity with a cold liquid, lignocaine gel down the meatus and I thought my bowels were going to release. Size 18 Charriere (6mm diameter) scope down, irrigation on and I was pissing myself with no where for it to go. Watching the camera on screen flick around my bladder, not the best sport I have seen on TV. In under two minutes all done. Out to the bog for a piss. Clots, gel and noises from my appendage that I have never heard before and don't want to hear again, similar to when you get air in taps. Pissing for the next few hours was like soap down the japs eye x10. On the plus side, nothing wrong. Just a cunt I won't forget. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 25, 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 Yes, an absolute cunt, and a pisser in no uncertain terms. I vaguely remember having one done years ago, a relatively young female consultant directed proceedings, needles to say, winkie failed to rise to the occasion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 25, 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 48 minutes ago, The Beast said: Just a cunt I won't forget. I wouldn’t shag her again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 25, 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 52 minutes ago, The Beast said: No doubt some veterans on here who have had this done will call me a pussy and if they have been subjected to this more than once, then they have every right to do so. About 6 weeks ago I sustained a tear to my psoas muscle resulting in inflammation in one of my ureters and microscopic haematuria. I had a CT KUB done and nothing of note was found, hydronephrosis, stones, tumour etc, but it was recommended that a closer look at the bladder was undertaken, in case two pathologies were concurrent, as my late father had bladder cancer at a similar age. Having catheterised hundreds of men over the years, I knew this was going to be grim. There wasn't much fucking about. Kecks to the ankles, boots still on, up on the butchers shop table, towel over the rapidly scared ascending nuts and wilting tackle. Laying back, long black cystoscope hanging there ominously, light ablaze. Rub of the general vicinity with a cold liquid, lignocaine gel down the meatus and I thought my bowels were going to release. Size 18 Charriere (6mm diameter) scope down, irrigation on and I was pissing myself with no where for it to go. Watching the camera on screen flick around my bladder, not the best sport I have seen on TV. In under two minutes all done. Out to the bog for a piss. Clots, gel and noises from my appendage that I have never heard before and don't want to hear again, similar to when you get air in taps. Pissing for the next few hours was like soap down the japs eye x10. On the plus side, nothing wrong. Just a cunt I won't forget. Pen's your man if you want to swap horrific urology tales and I'd rather that you did so via PM. Because the thought of your little maggot trying to retreat into the canopy of your long, grey pubes is quite frankly horrific and making me feel absolutely fucking sick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 25, 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Because the thought of your little maggot trying to retreat into the canopy of your long, grey pubes is quite frankly horrific and making me feel absolutely fucking sick. At least he has some pubes 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 25, 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 8 minutes ago, and said: At least he has some pubes 🤣🤣🤣 It comes as no surprise that you were the first responder on the thread. One whiff of cock and you were like a rat up a fucking drainpipe. Sinister creep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 25, 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 1 hour ago, The Beast said: No doubt some veterans on here who have had this done will call me a pussy and if they have been subjected to this more than once, then they have every right to do so. About 6 weeks ago I sustained a tear to my psoas muscle resulting in inflammation in one of my ureters and microscopic haematuria. I had a CT KUB done and nothing of note was found, hydronephrosis, stones, tumour etc, but it was recommended that a closer look at the bladder was undertaken, in case two pathologies were concurrent, as my late father had bladder cancer at a similar age. Having catheterised hundreds of men over the years, I knew this was going to be grim. There wasn't much fucking about. Kecks to the ankles, boots still on, up on the butchers shop table, towel over the rapidly scared ascending nuts and wilting tackle. Laying back, long black cystoscope hanging there ominously, light ablaze. Rub of the general vicinity with a cold liquid, lignocaine gel down the meatus and I thought my bowels were going to release. Size 18 Charriere (6mm diameter) scope down, irrigation on and I was pissing myself with no where for it to go. Watching the camera on screen flick around my bladder, not the best sport I have seen on TV. In under two minutes all done. Out to the bog for a piss. Clots, gel and noises from my appendage that I have never heard before and don't want to hear again, similar to when you get air in taps. Pissing for the next few hours was like soap down the japs eye x10. On the plus side, nothing wrong. Just a cunt I won't forget. Yep,and there's my lunch I'd thought I'd never see again,Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 25, 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: It comes as no surprise that you were the first responder It comes as a great surprise that you didn't offer to kiss it better👄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 25, 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 26 minutes ago, and said: It comes as a great surprise that you didn't offer to kiss it better👄 I wouldn't want my gob going anywhere near where your rabbi's lips have been 🇮🇱🕎✂️🍆🩸👄👃 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 25, 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 3 hours ago, The Beast said: On the plus side, nothing wrong. Just a cunt I won't forget. Something is definitely wrong if it turned into a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 25, 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: I wouldn't want my gob going anywhere near where your rabbi's lips have been 🇮🇱🕎✂️🍆🩸👄👃 My rabbanit is female, lovely woman. As far as I know, she doesn't do any sexual favours on the side, when she does, I hope I'll be the first to know about it 😉🕎 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 25, 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 This nom. Is literally taking the piss. It's worse than the time a fucking mong was whingeing about roundabouts in Postwick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 On 25/10/2023 at 18:40, Cunty BigBollox said: It's worse than the time a fucking mong was whingeing about roundabouts in Postwick. Damn right, some greasy entitled little cunt throwing his toys out of his pram because he doesn't understand the highway code. I wonder what happened to the cunt? Probably still going around and around and around and around... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 1 hour ago, ZEV said: Damn right, some greasy entitled little cunt throwing his toys out of his pram because he doesn't understand the highway code. I wonder what happened to the cunt? Probably still going around and around and around and around... 9+ years and this is the best you can muster. Nearly a decade of your utter drivel. What a weak, useless and tedious little troll you really are. Just fuck off then kill your wretched self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 29 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: 9+ years and this is the best you can muster. Nearly a decade of your utter drivel. What a weak, useless and tedious little troll you really are. Just fuck off then kill your wretched self. Bullshitting about driving a one year old Bentley and Bullshitting about having inside information about the Lucy Letby case .. have you ever been to the moon? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 14 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Bullshitting about driving a one year old Bentley and Bullshitting about having inside information about the Lucy Letby case .. have you ever been to the moon? 🌜Of course he's been to the moon, it was filmed on a set in Hollywood, they do tours for simpletons 🌛 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 5 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Bullshitting about driving a one year old Bentley and Bullshitting about having inside information about the Lucy Letby case .. have you ever been to the moon? If by moon you mean Frank's bare arse, I think he probably has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 21 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: If by moon you mean Frank's bare arse, I think he probably has. That would be two of uranuses' moons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 On 25/10/2023 at 14:02, The Beast said: No doubt some veterans on here who have had this done will call me a pussy and if they have been subjected to this more than once, then they have every right to do so. About 6 weeks ago I sustained a tear to my psoas muscle resulting in inflammation in one of my ureters and microscopic haematuria. I had a CT KUB done and nothing of note was found, hydronephrosis, stones, tumour etc, but it was recommended that a closer look at the bladder was undertaken, in case two pathologies were concurrent, as my late father had bladder cancer at a similar age. Having catheterised hundreds of men over the years, I knew this was going to be grim. There wasn't much fucking about. Kecks to the ankles, boots still on, up on the butchers shop table, towel over the rapidly scared ascending nuts and wilting tackle. Laying back, long black cystoscope hanging there ominously, light ablaze. Rub of the general vicinity with a cold liquid, lignocaine gel down the meatus and I thought my bowels were going to release. Size 18 Charriere (6mm diameter) scope down, irrigation on and I was pissing myself with no where for it to go. Watching the camera on screen flick around my bladder, not the best sport I have seen on TV. In under two minutes all done. Out to the bog for a piss. Clots, gel and noises from my appendage that I have never heard before and don't want to hear again, similar to when you get air in taps. Pissing for the next few hours was like soap down the japs eye x10. On the plus side, nothing wrong. Just a cunt I won't forget. Did some cystoscopy training back in the day. Many a hard bastard had come through the door and reduced to quivering wrecks on the examination table. Hope it's all ok. Sorry to hear about your dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 On 25/10/2023 at 14:02, The Beast said: No doubt some veterans on here who have had this done will call me a pussy and if they have been subjected to this more than once, then they have every right to do so. About 6 weeks ago I sustained a tear to my psoas muscle resulting in inflammation in one of my ureters and microscopic haematuria. I had a CT KUB done and nothing of note was found, hydronephrosis, stones, tumour etc, but it was recommended that a closer look at the bladder was undertaken, in case two pathologies were concurrent, as my late father had bladder cancer at a similar age. Having catheterised hundreds of men over the years, I knew this was going to be grim. There wasn't much fucking about. Kecks to the ankles, boots still on, up on the butchers shop table, towel over the rapidly scared ascending nuts and wilting tackle. Laying back, long black cystoscope hanging there ominously, light ablaze. Rub of the general vicinity with a cold liquid, lignocaine gel down the meatus and I thought my bowels were going to release. Size 18 Charriere (6mm diameter) scope down, irrigation on and I was pissing myself with no where for it to go. Watching the camera on screen flick around my bladder, not the best sport I have seen on TV. In under two minutes all done. Out to the bog for a piss. Clots, gel and noises from my appendage that I have never heard before and don't want to hear again, similar to when you get air in taps. Pissing for the next few hours was like soap down the japs eye x10. On the plus side, nothing wrong. Just a cunt I won't forget. Family Guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: 9+ years and this is the best you can muster. Nearly a decade of your utter drivel. What a weak, useless and tedious little troll you really are. Just fuck off then kill your wretched self. What's going to happen when you reach your ninth year? Oh, that's right, Peter, in fantasy land you never have to get old... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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