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ChildeHarold

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Wolfie

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1 hour ago, Neil said:

That was on the walk up to The Old Man Of Storr, try the Three Chimneys for a decent meal but take your Gold card,the robbing fucking cunts. You'll need a fucking woodstove that's for sure. It's my last night in Cyprus tonight and I've just been for a meal with Kleftiko on the menu,can't get away from the spindle legged cunt.

I've Googled Mapped the 'Old Man of Storr' and in the overview description it says 'Open 24 hours'. Only Chinese-developed AI software on behalf of Google could be so incredibly fucking subhuman. An expansive, wide, open piece of landscape in the Scottish Hebrides... which happens to be 'open 24 hours' a day. Christing Hell. I wish we'd drop a gargantuan dogshit bomb on them, comprising around 1,000,000,000 x the volume of @ZEV's personal, archived street collection.

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22 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

I may be a hardline communist bastard but in my opinion ant cunts who desecrate remembrance parades should hung drawn and quartered and then given a fair trial.

Presumably the workers should face death before the queen and larvae, much in the same way that men, like yourself, might gallantly put themselves before women and children?

You stupid fucking cunt.

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ChildeHarold

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1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

Presumably the workers should face death before the queen and larvae, much in the same way that men, like yourself, might gallantly put themselves before women and children?

You stupid fucking cunt.

All things considered do any of you fellas need a tent?  Perhaps you can share... BROKE BACK style... 

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Old Chap Raasclaat

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2 hours ago, Neil said:

Have you seen Cypriot women?

Been to Cyprus twice about 15 years ago (aged around 30) and I thought some of the younger local women were rather nice, as were the Romanian female staff at the hotel, (had a little fling with one of them), however, maybe it's true that they go to shit when they reach 40 or so. On one of my visits to Cyprus, I got a bit chatty with a lady who worked at the Hotel in Paphos, she was Cretan. 

She was a real beauty... captivating dark brown eyes, long flowing brown hair and a lovely body, a proper modern Aphrodite... I think I was slightly in love to be honest and she came from a wealthy family as well, which only added to the appeal.

Anyways, we met up for a coffee and I effortlessly worked the magic and kissed her. She was under my spell after that and we arranged to meet at another local plush hotel a day or so later. She paid for the room and in my haste and excitement to get there I forgot to get protection and went in bare. 

What a night, she didn't hang around either and left afterwards to go home before work the next day. I had a nice English breakfast and I remember us exchanging looks as I strolled into my hotel the next morning. I don't think any other Greek woman could match Maria. I seriously would have considered marrying her at the time, damn long distance relationships. 

A very fond memory, I'll treasure until I'm dead. 

 

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6 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Been to Cyprus twice about 15 years ago (aged around 30) and I thought some of the younger local women were rather nice, as were the Romanian female staff at the hotel, (had a little fling with one of them), however, maybe it's true that they go to shit when they reach 40 or so. On one of my visits to Cyprus, I got a bit chatty with a lady who worked at the Hotel in Paphos, she was Cretan. 

She was a real beauty... captivating dark brown eyes, long flowing brown hair and a lovely body, a proper modern Aphrodite... I think I was slightly in love to be honest and she came from a wealthy family as well, which only added to the appeal.

Anyways, we met up for a coffee and I effortlessly worked the magic and kissed her. She was then under my spell after that and we arranged to meet at another local plush hotel a day or so later. She paid for the room and in my haste and excitement to get there I forgot to get protection and went in bare. 

What a night, she didn't hang around either and left afterwards to go home before work the next morning. I had a nice English breakfast the next morning and I remember us exchanging looks as I strolled into my hotel the next morning. I don't think any other Greek woman could match Maria. I seriously would have considered marrying her at the time, damn long distance relationships. 

A very fond memory, I'll treasure until I'm dead. 

 

Have you ever considered telling the whole world your life story in a book? Considering the fuckng shit out there I think it would do well. Get Ms Streisand to ghost write it for you. 

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10 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Been to Cyprus twice about 15 years ago (aged around 30) and I thought some of the younger local women were rather nice, as were the Romanian female staff at the hotel, (had a little fling with one of them), however, maybe it's true that they go to shit when they reach 40 or so. On one of my visits to Cyprus, I got a bit chatty with a lady who worked at the Hotel in Paphos, she was Cretan. 

She was a real beauty... captivating dark brown eyes, long flowing brown hair and a lovely body, a proper modern Aphrodite... I think I was slightly in love to be honest and she came from a wealthy family as well, which only added to the appeal.

Anyways, we met up for a coffee and I effortlessly worked the magic and kissed her. She was then under my spell after that and we arranged to meet at another local plush hotel a day or so later. She paid for the room and in my haste and excitement to get there I forgot to get protection and went in bare. 

What a night, she didn't hang around either and left afterwards to go home before work the next morning. I had a nice English breakfast the next morning and I remember us exchanging looks as I strolled into my hotel the next morning. I don't think any other Greek woman could match Maria. I seriously would have considered marrying her at the time, damn long distance relationships. 

A very fond memory, I'll treasure until I'm dead. 

 

Fucking hell. 

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Old Chap Raasclaat

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5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Have you ever considered telling the whole world your life story in a book? Considering the fuckng shit out there I think it would do well. Get Ms Streisand to ghost write it for you. 

No shit, Harold, I reckon my story so far would be a very entertaining read. A lot of crazy, wild and borderline unbelievably shit mixed in with fast living and many beautiful women. 

I had to share that tale, Harold. She truly touched my soul and I'll never forget her, unlike a lot of other birds you have to sometimes really think about to actually remember. 

Do you have any past tales of unforgettable conquests that you wish to share?

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24 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

No shit, Harold, I reckon my story so far would be a very entertaining read. A lot of crazy, wild and borderline unbelievably shit mixed in with fast living and many beautiful women. 

I had to share that tale, Harold. She truly touched my soul and I'll never forget her, unlike a lot of other birds you have to sometimes really think about to actually remember. 

Do you have any past tales of unforgettable conquests that you wish to share?

No, not on your nelly. 

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11 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

This site is becoming a sordid kiss and tell casino populated by sex maniacs. 

 

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

All things considered do any of you fellas need a tent?  Perhaps you can share... BROKE BACK style... 

Shut up Harold, you nonsensical, satirically challenged idiot.

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11 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Been to Cyprus twice about 15 years ago (aged around 30) and I thought some of the younger local women were rather nice, as were the Romanian female staff at the hotel, (had a little fling with one of them), however, maybe it's true that they go to shit when they reach 40 or so. On one of my visits to Cyprus, I got a bit chatty with a lady who worked at the Hotel in Paphos, she was Cretan. 

She was a real beauty... captivating dark brown eyes, long flowing brown hair and a lovely body, a proper modern Aphrodite... I think I was slightly in love to be honest and she came from a wealthy family as well, which only added to the appeal.

Anyways, we met up for a coffee and I effortlessly worked the magic and kissed her. She was under my spell after that and we arranged to meet at another local plush hotel a day or so later. She paid for the room and in my haste and excitement to get there I forgot to get protection and went in bare. 

What a night, she didn't hang around either and left afterwards to go home before work the next day. I had a nice English breakfast and I remember us exchanging looks as I strolled into my hotel the next morning. I don't think any other Greek woman could match Maria. I seriously would have considered marrying her at the time, damn long distance relationships. 

A very fond memory, I'll treasure until I'm dead. 

 

Are you Barbara Cartland?

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14 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Been to Cyprus twice about 15 years ago (aged around 30) and I thought some of the younger local women were rather nice, as were the Romanian female staff at the hotel, (had a little fling with one of them), however, maybe it's true that they go to shit when they reach 40 or so. On one of my visits to Cyprus, I got a bit chatty with a lady who worked at the Hotel in Paphos, she was Cretan. 

She was a real beauty... captivating dark brown eyes, long flowing brown hair and a lovely body, a proper modern Aphrodite... I think I was slightly in love to be honest and she came from a wealthy family as well, which only added to the appeal.

Anyways, we met up for a coffee and I effortlessly worked the magic and kissed her. She was under my spell after that and we arranged to meet at another local plush hotel a day or so later. She paid for the room and in my haste and excitement to get there I forgot to get protection and went in bare. 

What a night, she didn't hang around either and left afterwards to go home before work the next day. I had a nice English breakfast and I remember us exchanging looks as I strolled into my hotel the next morning. I don't think any other Greek woman could match Maria. I seriously would have considered marrying her at the time, damn long distance relationships. 

A very fond memory, I'll treasure until I'm dead. 

 

I think I just met her, a wizened old hag just told me a story that about 15 years ago some black cunt had shagged her and didn't even pay the bill,says she still got the crabs he gave her too. 

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3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I'm not HOC, however she was an inspiration. That was a teaser of the  'Raas Chronicles' I'm currently working on. I'll put you down for an advance signed copy at the launch in downtown Port-au-Prince this Christmas. 

Cheers. 

I'm more of a Jilly Cooper man myself.

Do you prefer Mills or Boon?

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