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15 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

Why is someone being treated for an enlarged prostate a cunt? The fact he’s gone public with it might encourage more men to get checked out, so I see absolutely no reason for this nomination. Prick.

I do. An attention-seeking, talentless wanker attempting to be relevant.

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11 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

I’m deeply sorry. In my defence, my comment was aimed more at the mindless idiocy of the nomination itself, and its author. 

I make myself sick.
 

You've apologised to the biggest hoodwinking wanker this place is ever likely to see. A serious subject met with a magnanimous expression of regret. Pure class.

Fuck off Drew in advance, you unemployable, drunken little toad.

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It's the fucking insouciance of the multi caked cunt with his helpful advice to us plebs to get "checked out" as he slides into the five star luxury of the well known private hospital where the night duty nurse committed suicide over a hoax phone call she answered when Kate was pregnant. Darling Kate is in the five star luxury of the London Clinic. 

Now.... try to get an appointment with YOUR GP tomorrow morning to discuss a PSA test or physical examination (because you just want one to be safe and sure) see how long that takes you..... 🤔

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On 17/01/2024 at 21:17, ChildeHarold said:

still never got to the bottom of that story about Savile having a rented cottage in Scotland close to somewhere Charles had a place. 

I thought we had been over this H. Savile's cottage is in Glen Coe. Chuck resides in Deeside. They are not cheek by jowl & if you attempted the journey at this time of year you wouldn't make it. One day I shall drive you around these scenic places, if you haven't succumbed to prostate cancer by then because you can't get a PSA test. 

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On 18/01/2024 at 06:12, Ape™️ said:

I’m deeply sorry. In my defence, my comment was aimed more at the mindless idiocy of the nomination itself, and its author. 

I make myself sick.
 

Made yourself look a little bit silly didn't you. The most surprising  thing is you continue to do so by showing your total ignorance  and inability to grasp the fact you have absolutely no idea about the nature of "nominations " and the  general form of debate and  airing of  opinions on a website of this nature .I'll simplify it for you .I dont like the royal family .They are an anachronistic hangover, an overaged outlived concept of superiority due to position of birth  held together by idiotic pagenrty and ritual.How on earth can that be something acceptable in 2024. Its utterly ludicrous.Do I care if the King  gets something horrible and expires? .Certainly not .Do I care if an ordinary person does? , yes as long as they're not a Tesla driving cunt .Hope that goes someway to unravel the complexities of life that obviously trouble you. One other thing , responding with more than "prick" may help to promote your opinion to your contemporaries .

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Much amusement Down Under at this story and the fawning coverage in the British press. So Chuck needs a re-bore? So what? The very idea that armies of elderly men will go battering down the doors of their GP this morning demanding a PSA and a finger up the ring in case they have the royal affliction too is making many of us giggle. 

Prince William is of course no stranger to a thorough prostate exam himself, allegedly. I’m sure he’ll find time for another one while Katie recuperates. 

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29 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Made yourself look a little bit silly didn't you. The most surprising  thing is you continue to do so by showing your total ignorance  and inability to grasp the fact you have absolutely no idea about the nature of "nominations " and the  general form of debate and  airing of  opinions on a website of this nature .I'll simplify it for you .I dont like the royal family .They are an anachronistic hangover, an overaged outlived concept of superiority due to position of birth  held together by idiotic pagenrty and ritual.How on earth can that be something acceptable in 2024. Its utterly ludicrous.Do I care if the King  gets something horrible and expires? .Certainly not .Do I care if an ordinary person does? , yes as long as they're not a Tesla driving cunt .Hope that goes someway to unravel the complexities of life that obviously trouble you. One other thing , responding with more than "prick" may help to promote your opinion to your contemporaries .

How did I make myself look silly exactly? Are you now an expert on CC etiquette? Verbose, pompous wanker.

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59 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

The very idea that armies of elderly men will go battering down the doors of their GP this morning demanding a PSA and a finger up the ring in case they have the royal affliction too is making many of us giggle. 

I had prostate examination after turning 40 a few years or so ago, I would piss and then stop, piss and then stop so thought I'd get it checked out. I think it was the regular partying and intake of a certain white substance that caused the issue. Anyways, went to see the middle aged female Doctor who I am sure enjoyed the procedure and most likely tried to get a look at my schlong. I imagine @Mrs Roops is getting a bit moist reading this so I'll move on... I'd advise all blokes (and Pen) to get themselves checked out. You also need to get as much spunk as possible out of your balls as well, even if this means getting a side bitch, don't worry the wife/girlfriend will understand as if they love you they'd want you to live for as long as they do anyways... if not they are simply being selfish and most likely want you dead so they get the house and money. 

What a world we live in eh. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I had prostate examination after turning 40 a few years or so ago, I would piss and then stop, piss and then stop so thought I'd get it checked out. I think it was the regular partying and intake of a certain white substance that caused the issue. Anyways, went to see the middle aged female Doctor who I am sure enjoyed the procedure and most likely tried to get a look at my schlong. I imagine @Mrs Roops is getting a bit moist reading this so I'll move on... I'd advise all blokes (and Pen) to get themselves checked out. You also need to get as much spunk as possible out of your balls as well, even if this means getting a side bitch, don't worry the wife/girlfriend will understand as if they love you they'd want you to live for as long as they do anyways... if not they are simply being selfish and most likely want you dead so they get the house and money. 

What a world we live in eh. 

 

 

 

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5 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I had prostate examination after turning 40 a few years or so ago

YOU say it was a prostate examination, WE know it was another fisting session with the local strap-on tranny 😝

You say tomato, we say you fuckin' lying cunt.

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On 19/01/2024 at 09:14, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I had prostate examination after turning 40 a few years or so ago, I would piss and then stop, piss and then stop so thought I'd get it checked out. I think it was the regular partying and intake of a certain white substance that caused the issue. Anyways, went to see the middle aged female Doctor who I am sure enjoyed the procedure and most likely tried to get a look at my schlong. I imagine @Mrs Roops is getting a bit moist reading this so I'll move on... I'd advise all blokes (and Pen) to get themselves checked out. You also need to get as much spunk as possible out of your balls as well, even if this means getting a side bitch, don't worry the wife/girlfriend will understand as if they love you they'd want you to live for as long as they do anyways... if not they are simply being selfish and most likely want you dead so they get the house and money. 

What a world we live in eh. 

 

 

She's probably reading this on a Boeing 737, sitting in a moist, fanny-battered economy class seat, en route to Turkey, Dubai or India to "clean up a mess caused by an idiot CEO" while sipping on a glass of prosecco.

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7 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Funny, I recently went to my GP about a foot/achilles tendon pain and was unexpectedly subjected to a thirty minute fisting session that was live cammed to a well known internet porn site. 

I saw it, purely by accident while Googling 'Ape Airfix Kits', who knew that Google would present a massive arsehole in it's results??! Anyhow, I didn't expect them to use both fists.

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9 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Made yourself look a little bit silly didn't you. The most surprising  thing is you continue to do so by showing your total ignorance  and inability to grasp the fact you have absolutely no idea about the nature of "nominations " and the  general form of debate and  airing of  opinions on a website of this nature .I'll simplify it for you .I dont like the royal family .They are an anachronistic hangover, an overaged outlived concept of superiority due to position of birth  held together by idiotic pagenrty and ritual.How on earth can that be something acceptable in 2024. Its utterly ludicrous.Do I care if the King  gets something horrible and expires? .Certainly not .Do I care if an ordinary person does? , yes as long as they're not a Tesla driving cunt .Hope that goes someway to unravel the complexities of life that obviously trouble you. One other thing , responding with more than "prick" may help to promote your opinion to your contemporaries .

I would rather that you left @Ape™️ alone .. he is a very good friend of mine.

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9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Much amusement Down Under at this story and the fawning coverage in the British press. So Chuck needs a re-bore? So what? The very idea that armies of elderly men will go battering down the doors of their GP this morning demanding a PSA and a finger up the ring in case they have the royal affliction too is making many of us giggle. 

Prince William is of course no stranger to a thorough prostate exam himself, allegedly. I’m sure he’ll find time for another one while Katie recuperates. 

He'll be keen for a second opinion when she returns. 

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35 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I am, and you most definitely have made yourself look a silly, boring cunt. Well done you one trick pony.

No, you’re just the corner equivalent of the village drunk/idiot.

31 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I saw it, purely by accident while Googling 'Ape Airfix Kits', who knew that Google would present a massive arsehole in it's results??! Anyhow, I didn't expect them to use both fists.

Blimey, you’ve started early haven’t you? This kind of repetitive bollocks doesn’t usually start flowing until after 7:30 pm. Airfix and arseholes - lol LOL - fucking hilarious!

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23 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

No, you’re just the corner equivalent of the village drunk/idiot.

Blimey, you’ve started early haven’t you? This kind of repetitive bollocks doesn’t usually start flowing until after 7:30 pm. Airfix and arseholes - lol LOL - fucking hilarious!

I'm the best one on here.

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10 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

How did I make myself look silly exactly? Are you now an expert on CC etiquette? Verbose, pompous wanker.

You know what   no matter how another corresponds with you it's nothing but the same old  unintelligent hatred .What on earth is wrong  with you ? You have no idea who I am or what I do  but you seem intent in offering nothing but unintelligent off the hoof spasms of idiocy in response .Why do you behave like that , do you not realise you look a twat to the majority of readers ?.Calm down boy .please .

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15 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

You know what   no matter how another corresponds with you it's nothing but the same old  unintelligent hatred .What on earth is wrong  with you ? You have no idea who I am or what I do  but you seem intent in offering nothing but unintelligent off the hoof spasms of idiocy in response .Why do you behave like that , do you not realise you look a twat to the majority of readers ?.Calm down boy .please .

Calm down dear. It's only an advert. 

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