Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 7 hours ago, Frank said: Never explain, Little. It shows weakness. For what it's worth, I think you're great. Shut up you cunt. PS. Did you and the old banger make it to Skye? Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 I dreamt my mum pulled me off. Has anyone else had the same dream? Self reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 On 29/03/2024 at 08:31, entitled little cunt said: Little RIshi , our unassuming incredibly polite prime minister has obviously seen the writing on the wall and is throwing around the knighthoods to the plethora of dodgy cunts that have kept his limping corrupt and piss useless party in funds .Get it in while you can Rishi .He'll be ok with his billions whilst those he's rammed up the sphincter finacially aided by the fat cunt governor of the bank of England will never recover. Soon Stammer will be fucking us over instead with his lions maine deputy spitting vitoriol at anyone who's managed, despite the Tories, to accumulate any wealth at all.Angie and Stammer will relieve you of the last of the savings.Its needed to fund all the important things that are detrimental to the white , hard working indigenous population. Obviously Angie can sell her council house bought on the cheap and not pay CGT on the profit .Shes not done anything wrong apparently .Let's hope not , since when would British polititions be self serving , corrupt, thieving cunts? .I’d love to know who her accountant is , they'd be very handy .Next year Abbot , Khan and Lammy will be at St Margaret's Bay with bottles of champagne formula 1 style jizzing it over the rapists , terrorists , murderers and those carrying disease as they jump off the inflatables .It's bad now it's going to get a lot , lot worse . no one on here will read more than a few sentences Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: I dreamt my mum pulled me off. Has anyone else had the same dream? Yes, I also dreamt that your mum pulled me off. You set them up, I'll knock them down. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: I dreamt my mum pulled me off. Has anyone else had the same dream? Self reported. Jewdy's old mum used to charge him by the stroke, oy vey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: I dreamt my mum pulled me off. Has anyone else had the same dream? Self reported. Your mum pulled me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 30 Author Report Share Posted March 30 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: no one on here will read more than a few sentences I think some do and some dont .What people read or don't is entirely up to them.I dont mind . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, I also dreamt that your mum pulled me off. You set them up, I'll knock them down. one tug and you're loose CB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 17 hours ago, Decimus said: Jewdy's old mum used to charge him by the stroke, oy vey. where is the old zionist these days? Probably looking for a beach front home in cleansed Gaza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 17 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Your mum pulled me off. snot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 17 minutes ago, ratcum said: where is the old zionist these days? Probably looking for a beach front home in cleansed Gaza. I got him sent to the camps by winding the old kike cunt up until he blew his little hat off his head in a massive meltdown. Whoever could have guessed that he'd be so sensitive about his heritage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: until he blew his little hat off his head in a massive meltdown What IS in those little boxes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 31 Author Report Share Posted March 31 2 hours ago, ratcum said: where is the old zionist these days? Probably looking for a beach front home in cleansed Gaza. Gaza holiday homes. The locals left alive should be suitably subdued by now so they can do the change overs .The climate and beaches are fantastic . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 On 31/03/2024 at 15:01, Cuntybaws said: What IS in those little boxes? They’re all made out of ticky-tack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: They’re all made out of ticky-tack. Do you mind if I change the subject Eric? There seems to be a lot of these car repair/rescue shows on tv. I'm wondering whether the owners are divvying up a few readys for the work done or getting it free of charge. The number one is Car SOS and the investment per car must be out of reach for most people - do they make any contribution apart from shedding tears of joy and hugging one another on camera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Do you mind if I change the subject Eric? There seems to be a lot of these car repair/rescue shows on tv. I'm wondering whether the owners are divvying up a few readys for the work done or getting it free of charge. The number one is Car SOS and the investment per car must be out of reach for most people - do they make any contribution apart from shedding tears of joy and hugging one another on camera. I think the vast majority of people are wise to how much the media vampires earn from the advertising which occupies 40% of their airtime. The cunts who sign up to have their Zafira deloused and tidied up are getting an appearance fee as well as any work done free. I hope Mike Brewer’s dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think the vast majority of people are wise to how much the media vampires earn from the advertising which occupies 40% of their airtime. The cunts who sign up to have their Zafira deloused and tidied up are getting an appearance fee as well as any work done free. I hope Mike Brewer’s dead. Well that was crystal, he was a wheeler dealer who bought the car to make a (questionable) profit. Bht take UKReality's repair shop which features a group of women who are supposed to be mechanics. I was watching the Triumph Spit show and they made a big deal about reconstructing the interior and lo and behold a big box came with the car containing two brand new reupholstered seats which take just four bolts each seat to attach the runners to the floor.... oh plus brand new replacement carpet. Couldn't the cunt do that himself? Then they say, let's take a look at the engine -' it's a "1950s" car been off the road a long time..".. guess what, a a brand new rebuilt engine with all the parts and leads just requiring connecting up. I know exactly where this came from Jigsaw Triumph before it went out of business. What a fucking cunt.... and they said "This is our biggest job ever in Repair Shop" Fucking breathtaking stupidity. PS fucking errors all the way it eas 1960s NOT 1950s cunts on the show couldn't even get that right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 On 31/03/2024 at 14:33, ratcum said: where is the old zionist these days? Probably looking for a beach front home in cleansed Gaza. He is doing his jewty fighting the moosies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Hold Your Horses 🐴 🐴🐴 This is Blair - Starmer land https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cash-for-Honours_scandal What about Lord Levy who ran off to Tel Aviv when the scandal broke? Then going back further, Harold Wilson's "Lavender List?" The whole fucking thing should be abolished from politics along with the Lords and all the fucking titles. Start at the top with the monarchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 2 Author Report Share Posted April 2 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Hold Your Horses 🐴 🐴🐴 This is Blair - Starmer land https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cash-for-Honours_scandal What about Lord Levy who ran off to Tel Aviv when the scandal broke? Then going back further, Harold Wilson's "Lavender List?" The whole fucking thing should be abolished from politics along with the Lords and all the fucking titles. Start at the top with the monarchy. That screaming Lord such as well.Unelected cunt . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 On 31/03/2024 at 16:45, entitled little cunt said: Gaza holiday homes. The locals left alive should be suitably subdued by now so they can do the change overs .The climate and beaches are fantastic . 🎶From the infinity pool to the sea🎶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 On 01/04/2024 at 22:46, ChildeHarold said: Do you mind if I change the subject Eric? There seems to be a lot of these car repair/rescue shows on tv. I'm wondering whether the owners are divvying up a few readys for the work done or getting it free of charge. The number one is Car SOS and the investment per car must be out of reach for most people - do they make any contribution apart from shedding tears of joy and hugging one another on camera. My imaginary M4 is in immaculate condition and therefore not in need of any unsolicited repair work from any of these armchair TV mechanic wankers. In fact it was just this afternoon that I drove to Harrods to pick up some caviar and back, never dropping below 150 MPH with a 1933 Old Penny stood upright on the rocker cover the entire way. Mike Brewer is a fat little cunt and probably takes it up the arse when the cameras stop rolling. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 7 hours ago, King Billy said: My imaginary M4 is in immaculate condition and therefore not in need of any unsolicited repair work from any of these armchair TV mechanic wankers. In fact it was just this afternoon that I drove to Harrods to pick up some caviar and back, never dropping below 150 MPH with a 1933 Old Penny stood upright on the rocker cover the entire way. Mike Brewer is a fat little cunt and probably takes it up the arse when the cameras stop rolling. As you're woofing down the Beluga on toast this morning spare a thought just a tinkle for my dear old Uncle Eric who spent all his life in cars but for different reasons from Mike Brewer. God save our gracious Brewer, Long live our gracious Brewer, Send him victorious and all that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: spare a thought just a tinkle for my dear old Uncle Eric who spent all his life in cars Was he a crash test dummy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 33 minutes ago, King Billy said: Was he a crash test dummy? It was a progression which started with a three bed semi in Weybridge, then a bedsit in Reading leading to a caravan then a car where he was knifed to death by druggies. They took the parking fines out of his estate. 📤 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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