entitled little cunt Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 8 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Yes, that's how I'd describe your return... After you said you'd quit The Corner and came back after one day. Idiot. Fuck me , predictable and boring describes you perfectly .You have to be the biggest yawn on the site . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Rice and peas? No, carbs are bad for you... I limit mine to 10% of my intake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 20 Author Report Share Posted April 20 Just now, Old Chap Raasclaat said: No, carbs are bad for you... I limit mine to 10% of my intake. Can I ask you a personal question? I no longer find peas very digestible. They fuck up my bowel movements. Do you have this problem? Or am I just pea sensitive? Vegetables are good.... for animals like cows with three stomachs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: Fuck me , predictable and boring describes you perfectly .You have to be the biggest yawn on the site . It's elc, following me around the site with his shite retorts. I've really upset you, haven't I? You stupid weakling. Lol. Listen, I might wind you up some more tomorrow, if I can be arsed, now until then be quiet and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Can I ask you a personal question? I no longer find peas very digestible. They fuck up my bowel movements. Do you have this problem? Or am I just pea sensitive? Vegetables are good.... for animals like cows with three stomachs. Try the carnivore diet for a month and move to the Keto diet if you can't stick to it. Stable blood sugar levels, work harder for longer and you don't shit and fart all the time. The modern diet is shite, designed to feed the masses. If that all fails, swallow a kilo of salt and go for a run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 20 Author Report Share Posted April 20 17 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Try the carnivore diet for a month and move to the Keto diet if you can't stick to it. Stable blood sugar levels, work harder for longer and you don't shit and fart all the time. The modern diet is shite, designed to feed the masses. If that all fails, swallow a kilo of salt and go for a run. Scotty says he can give me all she's got but it might damage the main generators at Warp Speed 10. Fuck Scotty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 48 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Scotty says he can give me all she's got but it might damage the main generators at Warp Speed 10. Fuck Scotty. Haven't got a clue what you're on about, Harold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 10 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Haven't got a clue what you're on about, Harold. That makes two of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 21 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Fucking boring predictable and disruptive. The route never changes bcause the cunts organising this exercise in selfish narcissistic cult of body worship have their brains in their fucking feet. So every year the SAME areas and the SAME roads in EAST LONDON get fucking closed off for a whole day. Why not WEST LONDON for a change? It's funny how spectator numbers and TV viewing figures plunged after Jimmy Savile dropped out. Those gold lurex polyester shell suits and the ubiquitous Grouch Marx cuban were a real crowd pleaser. As for the Chris Chattaway family emporium who has turned it into a multi million pound cash cow - who would have thought Chariots of Fire could be melted down for charity rackateers and BUPA knee and hip replacements? And that fucking monotonous BBC coverage with the usual arseholes including that woman (who wears courdroy trousers and does Crufts) holding the fort and "putting a stiff upper lip" on what is basically a dull grey shitty repetitive spectacle. 15 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: 21 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Fucking boring predictable and disruptive. The route never changes bcause the cunts organising this exercise in selfish narcissistic cult of body worship have their brains in their fucking feet. So every year the SAME areas and the SAME roads in EAST LONDON get fucking closed off for a whole day. Why not WEST LONDON for a change? It's funny how spectator numbers and TV viewing figures plunged after Jimmy Savile dropped out. Those gold lurex polyester shell suits and the ubiquitous Grouch Marx cuban were a real crowd pleaser. As for the Chris Chattaway family emporium who has turned it into a multi million pound cash cow - who would have thought Chariots of Fire could be melted down for charity rackateers and BUPA knee and hip replacements? And that fucking monotonous BBC coverage with the usual arseholes including that woman (who wears courdroy trousers and does Crufts) holding the fort and "putting a stiff upper lip" on what is basically a dull grey shitty repetitive spectacle. At least there's always some cunt dressed as a fish who drops down dead of a heart attack to make the london marathon even remotely interesting and slightly amusing .One has to be gratefull for small mercies .Sadiq Khan will be interviewed looking sad and saying "very sorry to hear about an individual losing his life , his family can be proud he spent his last moments in an overheated rubberised giant carp suit " 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 On 20/04/2024 at 10:30, ChildeHarold said: Fucking boring predictable and disruptive. The route never changes bcause the cunts organising this exercise in selfish narcissistic cult of body worship have their brains in their fucking feet. So every year the SAME areas and the SAME roads in EAST LONDON get fucking closed off for a whole day. Why not WEST LONDON for a change? It's funny how spectator numbers and TV viewing figures plunged after Jimmy Savile dropped out. Those gold lurex polyester shell suits and the ubiquitous Grouch Marx cuban were a real crowd pleaser. As for the Chris Chattaway family emporium who has turned it into a multi million pound cash cow - who would have thought Chariots of Fire could be melted down for charity rackateers and BUPA knee and hip replacements? And that fucking monotonous BBC coverage with the usual arseholes including that woman (who wears courdroy trousers and does Crufts) holding the fort and "putting a stiff upper lip" on what is basically a dull grey shitty repetitive spectacle. " Tell me your reasons for taking part " .. " Thing is Gabby I feel self gratification is so under represented these days , I mean it takes a certain type of person to willingly spend £500 plus on the most garish trainers available and high end vest and knickers to schlep around the streets , and I mean credit to the organisers it is thankfully through mainly affluent respectable areas. Who knows you could easily find yourself running alongside Amanda Holden or maybe even royalty. As for next year , can we please do do away with the tatty paper numbers safety pinned for gods sake to the already mentioned speciality , definitely not Sports Direct, clothing items. The wheelchairs are just amazing aren't they , much more chic than the powered ones we see on the High Street popping in and out of Matalan and Greggs. " 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 21 Author Report Share Posted April 21 4 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: " Tell me your reasons for taking part " .. " Thing is Gabby I feel self gratification is so under represented these days , I mean it takes a certain type of person to willingly spend £500 plus on the most garish trainers available and high end vest and knickers to schlep around the streets , and I mean credit to the organisers it is thankfully through mainly affluent respectable areas. Who knows you could easily find yourself running alongside Amanda Holden or maybe even royalty. As for next year , can we please do do away with the tatty paper numbers safety pinned for gods sake to the already mentioned speciality , definitely not Sports Direct, clothing items. The wheelchairs are just amazing aren't they , much more chic than the powered ones we see on the High Street popping in and out of Matalan and Greggs. " It took Jimmy Savile at the height of his popularity to make it tolerably acceptable. I just fucking think its an annual exercise in self inflicted predictable misery for parts of London that deserve a Sunday rest. As pointless as decorating the house every year. There's too much negative going on in this charade that makes it off putting to say the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 21 Author Report Share Posted April 21 16 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Haven't got a clue what you're on about, Harold. Me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 21 Author Report Share Posted April 21 5 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: " Tell me your reasons for taking part " .. " Thing is Gabby I feel self gratification is so under represented these days , I mean it takes a certain type of person to willingly spend £500 plus on the most garish trainers available and high end vest and knickers to schlep around the streets , and I mean credit to the organisers it is thankfully through mainly affluent respectable areas. Who knows you could easily find yourself running alongside Amanda Holden or maybe even royalty. As for next year , can we please do do away with the tatty paper numbers safety pinned for gods sake to the already mentioned speciality , definitely not Sports Direct, clothing items. The wheelchairs are just amazing aren't they , much more chic than the powered ones we see on the High Street popping in and out of Matalan and Greggs. " The BBC has no ability to self censor. Shows or events like Dr Who, The Archers, Womans Hour and this Marathon shite are worn out and been to done to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: The BBC has no ability to self censor. Shows or events like Dr Who, The Archers, Womans Hour and this Marathon shite are worn out and been to done to death. Bunch of cunts .Radio 4 is now only for those of a dusky appearance about those of a dusky appearance and I'm of slight dusky appearance. It pisses me off no end , the drama and plays at one time was absolutely world beating as was the comedy .Its now just shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 21 Author Report Share Posted April 21 Just now, entitled little cunt said: Bunch of cunts .Radio 4 is now only for those of a dusky appearance about those of a dusky appearance and I'm of slight dusky appearance. It pisses me off no end , the drama and plays at one time was absolutely world beating as was the comedy .Its now just shite. Anybody worth their salt has abandoned it. What's left is the brown nose brigade and the totally immoral bottom feeders who will say or embrace anything to keep the money coming in including working under an extreme feminist public school girl tyranny funded by a flat rate salt tax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 @Eddie Bombers... https://streamable.com/dfxupn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 What do you reckon are the chances of the winners of the elite races making it back onto the plane to fuck off home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 21 Author Report Share Posted April 21 3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What do you reckon are the chances of the winners of the elite races making it back onto the plane to fuck off home. Where the fucking word elite came from to describe these shifty eyed bag snatchers I don't know. The commentators strain every ounce of credibility trying to make these cunts into likeable human beings when in fact all they are is point and fire cash machines for their fucking little entourage. They are like the sheep in a pen standing on the dead bodies of other sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 5 hours ago, Frank said: @Eddie Bombers... https://streamable.com/dfxupn Frank. Tell me you haven’t left an exhausted Angolan runner anally pummelled with bloodstains on his Ron Hill shorts, administered as he re-hydrated? You opportunistic, squalid old-screamer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 On 21/04/2024 at 22:59, Frank said: @Eddie Bombers... https://streamable.com/dfxupn Frank, I’ve mistakenly picked up a tranny from the local bar, should I throw him out or split his pooper? https://ibb.co/r0HMx1k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Frank, I’ve mistakenly picked up a tranny from the local bar, should I throw him out or split his pooper? https://ibb.co/r0HMx1k Pull "his/her" knickers down first if she is post op give her what she wants .. if you are a superstud she might even give you £20 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Frank, I’ve mistakenly picked up a tranny from the local bar, should I throw him out or split his pooper? https://ibb.co/r0HMx1k a) why have you displayed, what appears to be a chromed butt plug on the desk and, b) please congratulate the accommodation on the selection of bin - much better than the creme plastic Addiss variety that seem to be favoured by poofters and Francis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 27 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Pull "his/her" knickers down first if she is post op give her what she wants .. if you are a superstud she might even give you £20 And if 'it' is now the superstud, Eddie will be getting 20lb of cock. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 24 Author Report Share Posted April 24 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: And if 'it' is now the superstud, Eddie will be getting 20lb of cock. His skin is black, his soul is white, his arsehole is bright orange. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 6 hours ago, Eddie said: I’ve mistakenly picked up a tranny from the local bar Are you being truthful about this, Eddie? We're all friends here, we won't mind if you're totally honest about your indiscretion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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