Ape™️ Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 I’m not talking about football or rugby, but sports where two players are head to head in a tennis or snooker match, for example. Any cunt who shouts out some idiotic load of bollocks, especially if it’s at a critical point in the match, should simply be identified and thrown out. No warnings or second chances - just kick the thick wankers out. That way the vast majority of genuine fans get to enjoy the spectacle. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 17 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I’m not talking about football or rugby, but sports where two players are head to head in a tennis or snooker match, for example. Any cunt who shouts out some idiotic load of bollocks, especially if it’s at a critical point in the match, should simply be identified and thrown out. No warnings or second chances - just kick the thick wankers out. That way the vast majority of genuine fans get to enjoy the spectacle. Fuck off. You dopey little plank. You're watching the snooker and thought this might carry just enough weight to merit its own thread. Take it down and shove your head in the fucking oven. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 28 Author Report Share Posted April 28 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Frank said: You dopey little plank. You're watching the snooker and thought this might carry just enough weight to merit its own thread. Take it down and shove your head in the fucking oven. Post a picture of four pairs of homosexual “pumps” or whatever you people call them, or shut your idiotic mouth. Fucking wanker. Lol lolLOL Edited April 28 by Ape™️ Stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 I have mixed feeling here as I do like both @Frank and @Ape™️, it would be nice if you were both friends. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 2 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I have mixed feeling here as I do like both @Frank and @Ape™️, it would be nice if you were both friends. That's interesting, Pen, what a great contribution to this thread. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 3 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: That's interesting, Pen, what a great contribution to this thread. Fuck off. This is none of your business .. I am not your friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 28 Author Report Share Posted April 28 6 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I have mixed feeling here as I do like both @Frank and @Ape™️, it would be nice if you were both friends. Frank is a sneaky, devious, manipulative wanker - my advice would be to keep the vile scumcunt at arms length. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Frank is a sneaky, devious, manipulative wanker - my advice would be to keep the vile scumcunt at arms length. I wended my way over to Savile Row yesterday. Got my eye on this one-button purple two-piece by Ozwald. What do you think?.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Anyone making that fucking whooping noise, like an over-excited American, should be disembowelled, no matter what the event. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 1 hour ago, Frank said: I wended my way over to Savile Row yesterday. Got my eye on this one-button purple two-piece by Ozwald. What do you think?.. Get it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 3 hours ago, Frank said: I wended my way over to Savile Row yesterday. Got my eye on this one-button purple two-piece by Ozwald. What do you think?.. Did Mitch force you to wear Clark’s corrective shoes and Mr Byrite easy-care trousers as a child? This must stem from somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 7 hours ago, Frank said: I wended my way over to Savile Row yesterday. Got my eye on this one-button purple two-piece by Ozwald. What do you think?.. What's the name of the latest 6"4 Milanese hunk to join the team, Frank? https://www.ozwaldboateng.co.uk/bespoke-consultation Or is Ozwald himself conducting your 'bespoke consultation'? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozwald_Boateng Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 52 minutes ago, Wolfie said: What's the name of the latest 6"4 Milanese hunk to join the team, Frank? https://www.ozwaldboateng.co.uk/bespoke-consultation Or is Ozwald himself conducting your 'bespoke consultation'? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozwald_Boateng Windrush has a lot to answer for, and so do you, you foul beast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 17 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I have mixed feeling here as I do like both @Frank and @Ape™️, it would be nice if you were both friends. How queer, one's a closet intellectual, the other one's just closeted. (I'll leave it to you to judge which is which) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: What's the name of the latest 6"4 Milanese hunk to join the team, Frank? https://www.ozwaldboateng.co.uk/bespoke-consultation Or is Ozwald himself conducting your 'bespoke consultation'? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozwald_Boateng https://ibb.co/kJFXThr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 29 Author Report Share Posted April 29 10 hours ago, Frank said: I wended my way over to Savile Row yesterday. Got my eye on this one-button purple two-piece by Ozwald. What do you think?.. What do I think? I think you should buy the suit, put it on along with one of the four pairs of gay shoes you apparently bought recently, douse yourself in E5 and strike a match. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: What do I think? I think you should buy the suit, put it on along with one of the four pairs of gay shoes you apparently bought recently, douse yourself in E5 and strike a match. I could’ve written that. You’re learning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 9 minutes ago, Frank said: https://ibb.co/kJFXThr Frank, you look like a Jawa out of star wars. Lol. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fybguhimhopc41.jpg&rdt=64853 You also look rather sinister to be honest, Frank, like some kind of twisted pervert. You smug, smiling to yourself weirdo cunt, I'm sure the staff inside were praying you didn't come in. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 11 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Frank, you look like a Jawa out of star wars. Lol. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fybguhimhopc41.jpg&rdt=64853 You also look rather sinister to be honest, Frank, like some kind of twisted pervert. You smug, smiling to yourself weirdo cunt, I'm sure the staff inside were praying you didn't come in. Fuck off. It’s closed on Sundays. Can you imagine that I know where the Ape lives, and still haven’t done anything about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 34 minutes ago, Frank said: https://ibb.co/kJFXThr Why are your eyes silver? You look like a gay version of Yul Brynner’s gunslinger from Westworld. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 34 minutes ago, Frank said: https://ibb.co/kJFXThr It'll go well with your non-prescription, stupid fucking Sue Pollard glasses. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 40 minutes ago, Frank said: https://ibb.co/kJFXThr Lonsdale trainers? Well fuck my old army boots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 27 minutes ago, Frank said: It’s closed on Sundays. Can you imagine that I know where the Ape lives, and still haven’t done anything about it? Most normal people spend Sundays with their partner, family or friends. You however decide to wander (get the tube more like) from north London to Savile Row on a Sunday, on your own, to stand and stare into a shop. Your narcissistic personality then makes you decide to alert the entire board to your pathetic existence by posting a weird picture. You Jawa looking bellend. Lol. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Why are your eyes silver? You look like a gay version of Yul Brynner’s gunslinger from Westworld. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Lonsdale trainers? Well fuck my old army boots. Maison Margiela Replicas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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