ChildeHarold Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 A quick look at "Comedy" in the C4 App search engine confirmed my suspicions that this deeply unfunny branch of our tv culture has cntributed little during its existence. Outside of INBETWEENERS which is not exactly an original idea there hasn't been a single genuine original offering it getting by on out of date Yankee shows with the cobwebs growing on them like Frasier and The Big Bang and a number of sarcastic panel game shows with non entities pretending to be comedians. All of this shit even spawns its own spin offs like Friday Night Dinner and the Richardsons. God help us, no wonder the younger generations seem to lack a sense of humour with this shit being thrown at them. I am in wonderment, especially with the recent ritualised "expose" "documentary" on Kevin Spacey, which apart from a group of old queens could find interesting, commissioning shows at C4's HQ, at how this channel has kept it's licence to broadcast. It did some good things when first started up under Jeremy Isaacs and showed such promise, but now it's a fucking local cinema that's gone through the downhill spiral of multiscreens, then bingo hall, boarded up awaiting demolition, broken into and squatted, used for illegal raves, sex parties and a Vietnamese gang for a cannabis farm. None of which I was invited to or was offered a taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 49 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: A quick look at "Comedy" in the C4 App search engine confirmed my suspicions that this deeply unfunny branch of our tv culture has cntributed little during its existence. Outside of INBETWEENERS which is not exactly an original idea there hasn't been a single genuine original offering it getting by on out of date Yankee shows with the cobwebs growing on them like Frasier and The Big Bang and a number of sarcastic panel game shows with non entities pretending to be comedians. All of this shit even spawns its own spin offs like Friday Night Dinner and the Richardsons. God help us, no wonder the younger generations seem to lack a sense of humour with this shit being thrown at them. I am in wonderment, especially with the recent ritualised "expose" "documentary" on Kevin Spacey, which apart from a group of old queens could find interesting, commissioning shows at C4's HQ, at how this channel has kept it's licence to broadcast. It did some good things when first started up under Jeremy Isaacs and showed such promise, but now it's a fucking local cinema that's gone through the downhill spiral of multiscreens, then bingo hall, boarded up awaiting demolition, broken into and squatted, used for illegal raves, sex parties and a Vietnamese gang for a cannabis farm. None of which I was invited to or was offered a taste. Comedy is dead .Fucking radio 4 cunts .That punt and Dennis , fucking hell Just terrible .They make lenny Henry look a comedic genius.Its all fucking safe woke shite .We are no longer allowed to laugh at an exagerrated self incase it offends .That was the basis of comedy .It was the reset button for society , the "dont be a daft cunt " underlying message that kept tbe masses in some form of sane order . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 5 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Comedy is dead It is on here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 13 Author Report Share Posted May 13 6 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Comedy is dead .Fucking radio 4 cunts .That punt and Dennis , fucking hell Just terrible .They make lenny Henry look a comedic genius.Its all fucking safe woke shite .We are no longer allowed to laugh at an exagerrated self incase it offends .That was the basis of comedy .It was the reset button for society , the "dont be a daft cunt " underlying message that kept tbe masses in some form of sane order . It's part of the smartphone finger clicking generation avoiding face to face contact who always choose impersonal channels of communication and are encouraged by fucking mega companies sucking them dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 13 Author Report Share Posted May 13 2 minutes ago, ClitWestwood said: It is on here. Come on give us a laugh. Tell me a funny. How about the farting woman in the doctors waiting room and the very long window pole? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 9 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Comedy is dead .Fucking radio 4 cunts .That punt and Dennis , fucking hell Just terrible .They make lenny Henry look a comedic genius.Its all fucking safe woke shite .We are no longer allowed to laugh at an exagerrated self incase it offends .That was the basis of comedy .It was the reset button for society , the "dont be a daft cunt " underlying message that kept tbe masses in some form of sane order . Black man walks into a doctor’s surgery with a parrot on his shoulder. The doctor says: “that’s nice, where did you get it?” The parrot replies.. ”Africa, there’s fucking millions of them”. - Bernard Manning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Tell me a funny. What do you call 4 dogs and a blackbird? The Spice Girls. Lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 16 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Comedy is dead .Fucking radio 4 cunts ... How can you possibly forget this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What do you call 4 dogs and a blackbird? The Spice Girls. Lol. What do you call a dog with wings? Linda McCartney. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: What do you call a dog with wings? Linda McCartney. Frank got a job as a magicians assistant. It didn’t last long as he ‘disappeared with a poof’ on the first day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 29 minutes ago, King Billy said: Frank got a job as a magicians assistant. It didn’t last long as he ‘disappeared with a poof’ on the first day. @scotty. the Sickipedia thread needs reviving. Get yourself back here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 11 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What do you call 4 dogs and a blackbird? The Spice Girls. Lol. What do you call four white cunts and a black cunt, 'The Boys Club' Lol lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 13 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: A quick look at "Comedy" in the C4 App search engine confirmed my suspicions that this deeply unfunny branch of our tv culture has cntributed little during its existence. Outside of INBETWEENERS which is not exactly an original idea there hasn't been a single genuine original offering it getting by on out of date Yankee shows with the cobwebs growing on them like Frasier and The Big Bang and a number of sarcastic panel game shows with non entities pretending to be comedians. All of this shit even spawns its own spin offs like Friday Night Dinner and the Richardsons. God help us, no wonder the younger generations seem to lack a sense of humour with this shit being thrown at them. I am in wonderment, especially with the recent ritualised "expose" "documentary" on Kevin Spacey, which apart from a group of old queens could find interesting, commissioning shows at C4's HQ, at how this channel has kept it's licence to broadcast. It did some good things when first started up under Jeremy Isaacs and showed such promise, but now it's a fucking local cinema that's gone through the downhill spiral of multiscreens, then bingo hall, boarded up awaiting demolition, broken into and squatted, used for illegal raves, sex parties and a Vietnamese gang for a cannabis farm. None of which I was invited to or was offered a taste. Vic Reeves Big Night Out, Brass Eye, Peep Show, The Comic Strip, The Bullshitters. It's all in the past though, BLM and woke killed British comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 What’s got 8 legs and a huge black cunt? The A-Team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Black man walks into a doctor’s surgery with a parrot on his shoulder. The doctor says: “that’s nice, where did you get it?” The parrot replies.. ”Africa, there’s fucking millions of them”. - Bernard Manning. I failed my biology exam at the first attempt. I was asked "what is commonly found in cells"? Apparently "Black people" wasn't the correct answer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 What word beginning with N and ending R would you never want to call a black man? Neighbour 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 21 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: A quick look at "Comedy" in the C4 App search engine confirmed my suspicions that this deeply unfunny branch of our tv culture has cntributed little during its existence. Outside of INBETWEENERS which is not exactly an original idea there hasn't been a single genuine original offering it getting by on out of date Yankee shows with the cobwebs growing on them like Frasier and The Big Bang and a number of sarcastic panel game shows with non entities pretending to be comedians. All of this shit even spawns its own spin offs like Friday Night Dinner and the Richardsons. God help us, no wonder the younger generations seem to lack a sense of humour with this shit being thrown at them. I am in wonderment, especially with the recent ritualised "expose" "documentary" on Kevin Spacey, which apart from a group of old queens could find interesting, commissioning shows at C4's HQ, at how this channel has kept it's licence to broadcast. It did some good things when first started up under Jeremy Isaacs and showed such promise, but now it's a fucking local cinema that's gone through the downhill spiral of multiscreens, then bingo hall, boarded up awaiting demolition, broken into and squatted, used for illegal raves, sex parties and a Vietnamese gang for a cannabis farm. None of which I was invited to or was offered a taste. Aitch, you pretentious little gimp. What exactly do you find funny dare I ask, other than your toes? I can imagine you as one of those cunts who like to say that Bill Hicks and George Carlin were the seminal stand up artists of your youth and upon whom no other comparison of funniness can ever be made. Personally I think that they were both absolutely fucking shite and solely liked by the type of highfalutin dickhead who only names them as influential comedians because The Guardian told them so. Or @Frank in other words. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What’s got 8 legs and a huge black cunt? Dianne Abbots sofa. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 14 Author Report Share Posted May 14 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Aitch, you pretentious little gimp. What exactly do you find funny dare I ask, other than your toes? I can imagine you as one of those cunts who like to say that Bill Hicks and George Carlin were the seminal stand up artists of your youth and upon whom no other comparison of funniness can ever be made. Personally I think that they were both absolutely fucking shite and solely liked by the type of highfalutin dickhead who only names them as influential comedians because The Guardian told them so. Or @Frank in other words. You've left me all flabber and a bit gasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 14 Author Report Share Posted May 14 11 hours ago, and said: Vic Reeves Big Night Out, Brass Eye, Peep Show, The Comic Strip, The Bullshitters. It's all in the past though, BLM and woke killed British comedy. So that fucking list of shite on a stick confirmed what I eas on about. How does one of those cunts you mention compare to Steptoe, Dad's Army, Benjamin Hill Esquire, Dick Emery, Frankie Howerd, or more recently Stella Street or The League of Gentlemen. Now do us all a favour and go and fuck yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You've left me all flabber and a bit gasted. He's recently been evicted and left homeless sleeping rough on the street so please be gentle with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 14 Author Report Share Posted May 14 Just now, Penny Farthing said: He's recently been evicted and left homeless sleeping rough on the street so please be gentle with him. The cunt wants to share a room and a bit more with Frank's hairy arse rim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 48 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: So that fucking list of shite on a stick confirmed what I eas on about. How does one of those cunts you mention compare to Steptoe, Dad's Army, Benjamin Hill Esquire, Dick Emery, Frankie Howerd, or more recently Stella Street or The League of Gentlemen. Now do us all a favour and go and fuck yourself. The thread was about Channel Four comedy, if you wanted to change the nom, you should have said so earlier, I can't be arsed trawling through the last 60-70 years of British tv comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 14 Author Report Share Posted May 14 4 minutes ago, and said: The thread was about Channel Four comedy, if you wanted to change the nom, you should have said so earlier, I can't be arsed trawling through the last 60-70 years of British tv comedy. Well please don't tell ME what MY fucking TERMS OF REFERENCE are! Are you some sort of fucking dimwit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Are you some sort of fucking dimwit? That’s a tough one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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