Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Face it Spotto, if dentists ever perfect dentures for horses, she'll be attractive with her quickly amassed fortune. Otherwise.... You could be on to something, with the horse connection... Why, I'd even pay to see her up against Ade Adepitan, Jean Driscoll and Teddy Pendergrass, navigate 'The Chair' in The Grand National, but my money would be on Christopher Reeve. Not to win, but to de-saddled at 'Beeches Brook' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: You could be on to something, with the horse connection... Why, I'd even pay to see her up against Ade Adepitan, Jean Driscoll and Teddy Pendergrass, navigate 'The Chair' in The Grand National, but my money would be on Christopher Reeve. Not to win, but to de-saddled at 'Beeches Brook' Can the spirited horse then be treated like one of the many in "A View To A Kill" and use it to crush Pen in a kicking death? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 I'd make a fortune I crowdfunded a porn vid of her getting gangbaged by the cast of Time Bandits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 19 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: I'd make a fortune I crowdfunded a porn vid of her getting gangbaged by the cast of Time Bandits. Utter cunt You've just ruined that film forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Utter cunt You've just ruined that film forever Always a pleasure Stubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Can the spirited horse then be treated like one of the many in "A View To A Kill" and use it to crush Pen in a kicking death? Possibly. But not at The National. A Donkey Derby, perhaps, but not The Grand Nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 On 05/12/2018 at 23:06, Earl of Punkape said: I ever we meet I’ll put you in a fucking wheelchair. You'll have to get me out of my mobility scooter first and there's no fucking way I'm getting off my arse if you're on the prowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 Urrghhh! This fucking ugly spacktoid is back on the screens tonight. I don't think they make paper bags thick enough to mask her grimacing vileness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Urrghhh! This fucking ugly spacktoid is back on the screens tonight. I don't think they make paper bags thick enough to mask her grimacing vileness Drew, if you are going to continue watching the cow, I suggest keeping an ample supply of ale at arms reach. Eventually, her image will fade from ghastly to something you can rub one out with then pass out in your bean bag chair...that delightfully American 70's redneck subsidized housing furniture must have,. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 29 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Drew, if you are going to continue watching the cow, I suggest keeping an ample supply of ale at arms reach. Eventually, her image will fade from ghastly to something you can rub one out with then pass out in your bean bag chair...that delightfully American 70's redneck subsidized housing furniture must have,. The 'Like' is just for the suggestion of keeping an ample supply of ale. The rest is up to your usual shite standard. Have one of Caster Semenyas' gold medals (and balls) for consistency of effort. Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 34 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The 'Like' is just for the suggestion of keeping an ample supply of ale. The rest is up to your usual shite standard. Have one of Caster Semenyas' gold medals (and balls) for consistency of effort. Well done. Admit it, you only consider it a shite standard because I'm one of many who have made the observation. Nobody is forcing you to stay on that channel. In fact I am quite certain you've been encouraged to aim the remote and change it in past responses. I bear you no ill will, Drew, as a matter of fact, you've always been one of my favourite contributors here. I simply call them as I see them, and I keep those calls in the simplest possible terms. It avoids any misleading intentions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 A fucking snipers dream.You certainly couldn't ask her "Any chance of a little head?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 On 05/12/2018 at 22:45, Last Cunt Standing said: I haven’t watched Watchdog since Lyn Folds Wood spent 30 minutes of prime time telling me that chip pans might catch fire. They cancelled Tomorrow’s World for this humourless old sow and her shitbox consumer guide for idiots. Save fortunes on your next used car! Steal one! I still haven’t forgiven her for robbing us of Judith Hann. And she fucked Maggie Philbin more severely than Cheggers ever did. Bloody hell, there's niche for you! I know a few sad acts who can, after a few sherberts, lose it over the Connery / Moore debate as to who was the best Bond, but going postal over the loss of Tomorrows World? Man, that takes some real thinking about. William Woolard says 'Hi' by the way (so hooray for speech therapy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Bloody hell, there's niche for you! I know a few sad acts who can, after a few sherberts, lose it over the Connery / Moore debate as to who was the best Bond, but going postal over the loss of Tomorrows World? Man, that takes some real thinking about. William Woolard says 'Hi' by the way (so hooray for speech therapy) Niche? Well, maybe. Postal, no. I just enjoyed the days when television treated you like you weren’t mentally ill, when science and the future were things to be relished not feared, and when humanity seemed to be moving forward. The Genius polymath William Woollard was replaced with a well known Chimpanzee on Top Gear, for example. It’s all gone to shit since the 1990’s. The Barbarians are not just at the gate, they are in charge, and have turned the library into a Starbucks. Nostalgia; it just ain’t what it used to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 On 01/05/2019 at 19:28, Cunty BigBollox said: Urrghhh! This fucking ugly spacktoid is back on the screens tonight. I don't think they make paper bags thick enough to mask her grimacing vileness Ditto. For fucks sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 On 05/12/2018 at 20:32, Cunty BigBollox said: This fucking presenter of Watchdog makes me want to kick the shit out of my own TV. I know she's a disabled but the way she smiles / grimaces really fucking boils my piss. She looks as if she's trying to squeeze a shit out and the tone of her voice is so patronising it's as though she's communicating with a retard. I fucking hate her but she ticks a BBC equality box.......and she's a fucking shit presenter. Just to demonstrate equality my opinion above would be exactly the same if she wasn't disabled. Fuck off I’m old enough to remember eldordo, a Spanish soap, they had a pickle in a wheel chair at prime time viewing, I mean dinner time , ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: I’m old enough to remember eldordo, a Spanish soap, they had a pickle in a wheel chair at prime time viewing, I mean dinner time , ffs What a pile of shit that was. You actually remind me of 'Marcus Tandy'. The pickle later starred as the company's box ticked raspberry in 'the office' with Ricky Gervais. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 25 minutes ago, Eddie said: I’m old enough to remember eldordo, a Spanish soap, they had a pickle in a wheel chair at prime time viewing, I mean dinner time , ffs I didn't think the dirty dagos used soap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 I've just forwarded the link to this thread to Watchdog, which should make for some compulsive viewing next Thursday. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What a pile of shit that was. You actually remind me of 'Marcus Tandy'. The pickle later starred as the company's box ticked raspberry in 'the office' with Ricky Gervais. Yeah I know. I want me things back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 13, 2019 Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What a pile of shit that was. You actually remind me of 'Marcus Tandy'. The pickle later starred as the company's box ticked raspberry in 'the office' with Ricky Gervais. Oh yer, ape reminds of that busy body woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 13, 2019 Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 13 hours ago, Eddie said: I’m old enough to remember eldordo, a Spanish soap, they had a pickle in a wheel chair at prime time viewing, I mean dinner time , ffs It is a known fact that there are no disabled in cannibalistic tribes. They always eat their vegetables. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 13, 2019 Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 Spongebob Squarepants was modelled on her i think,Imagine the offspring if her and Sam Allardyce ever got it together?, "Nurse,Nurse!,I can see the head" "I know doctor and we're standing 2 miles away from the fucker!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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