Guest kuntrybumkin Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 not the shaved headed fat cunts that go to council flats and remove unpaid tv's etc. but the little jumped up CUNTS that approach one when fishing. they seem to think they're important and love flashing their little photo id card at you that's been laminated by a twat in an angling association shitty office. yes I've got a rod licence, no I'm not paying you for a FUCKING day ticket , I'm fishing from a public bridge, now off you fuck before I fucking throw you in the drink you blocked adenoid sounding four eyed satchel wearing piss ant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 18 minutes ago, kuntrybumkin said: not the shaved headed fat cunts that go to council flats and remove unpaid tv's etc. but the little jumped up CUNTS that approach one when fishing. they seem to think they're important and love flashing their little photo id card at you that's been laminated by a twat in an angling association shitty office. yes I've got a rod licence, no I'm not paying you for a FUCKING day ticket , I'm fishing from a public bridge, now off you fuck before I fucking throw you in the drink you blocked adenoid sounding four eyed satchel wearing piss ant. Is you "rod" a long one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 1 hour ago, kuntrybumkin said: not the shaved headed fat cunts that go to council flats and remove unpaid tv's etc. but the little jumped up CUNTS that approach one when fishing. they seem to think they're important and love flashing their little photo id card at you that's been laminated by a twat in an angling association shitty office. yes I've got a rod licence, no I'm not paying you for a FUCKING day ticket , I'm fishing from a public bridge, now off you fuck before I fucking throw you in the drink you blocked adenoid sounding four eyed satchel wearing piss ant. Is that the same bridge you live under, you boring fucktard troll? Try inserting your hook as far in your little maggot dick as you can and go for your personal best long cast. Hopefully you’ll get swallowed whole by a disease ridden carp and spend eternity staring out from its scaly arsehole. Happy fishing Retard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 19 minutes ago, King Billy said: Is that the same bridge you live under, you boring fucktard troll? Try inserting your hook as far in your little maggot dick as you can and go for your personal best long cast. Hopefully you’ll get swallowed whole by a disease ridden carp and spend eternity staring out from its scaly arsehole. Happy fishing Retard Another peasant arrives.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 Bay Leaf was the man in charge of the garden in The Herbs I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 13 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Another peasant arrives.... Your arrival is of no significance to anyone or anything. Unless it is the arrival of your corpse at your poorly attended, (except by random sodomites and perverts) funeral. RIP Fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kuntrybumkin Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Your arrival is of no significance to anyone or anything. Unless it is the arrival of your corpse at your poorly attended, (except by random sodomites and perverts) funeral. RIP Fuckwit. the Jeremy Kyle show is that way . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kuntrybumkin Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 35 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Another peasant arrives.... and he had the audacity to label myself as a troll? perhaps the little lad should look at his own posts, that consist of nothing more than just hot air and mindless abuse. I think he needs to see a head doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, kuntrybumkin said: and he had the audacity to label myself as a troll? perhaps the little lad should look at his own posts, that consist of nothing more than just hot air and mindless abuse. I think he needs to see a head doctor. King Billy and Major Cunt have gone feral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 18 minutes ago, The Guard said: King Billy and Major Cunt have gone feral. Well a change is as good as a rest I hear. Fuck off! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 38 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Well a change is as good as a rest I hear. Fuck off! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWPBj4xiNRk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 4 hours ago, kuntrybumkin said: not the shaved headed fat cunts that go to council flats and remove unpaid tv's etc. but the little jumped up CUNTS that approach one when fishing. they seem to think they're important and love flashing their little photo id card at you that's been laminated by a twat in an angling association shitty office. yes I've got a rod licence, no I'm not paying you for a FUCKING day ticket , I'm fishing from a public bridge, now off you fuck before I fucking throw you in the drink you blocked adenoid sounding four eyed satchel wearing piss ant. Listen kuntry kunt, I paid you 300 sovs to catch me all that salmon so no excuses or I'll set the pit bulls on yer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 2 hours ago, The Guard said: Bay Leaf was the man in charge of the garden in The Herbs I think. He was the fireman what done cooking for the other firemen out of London's Burning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was the fireman what done cooking for the other firemen out of London's Burning. Far too much banter and misogyny to get commissioned these days. They had characters called Ethnic, Vaseline and Sicknote for Christ’s sake. Bloody good though, at least until it morphed into EastEnders with arson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 4 hours ago, kuntrybumkin said: not the shaved headed fat cunts that go to council flats and remove unpaid tv's etc. but the little jumped up CUNTS that approach one when fishing. they seem to think they're important and love flashing their little photo id card at you that's been laminated by a twat in an angling association shitty office. yes I've got a rod licence, no I'm not paying you for a FUCKING day ticket , I'm fishing from a public bridge, now off you fuck before I fucking throw you in the drink you blocked adenoid sounding four eyed satchel wearing piss ant. Well done Kuntry. You've just knocked Ape off of the top spot for the most boring hobby on Cunts Corner. Unfortunately it also means The Guard is relegated to 3rd with Trainspotting. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Well done Kuntry. You've just knocked Ape off of the top spot for the most boring hobby on Cunts Corner. Unfortunately it also means The Guard is relegated to 3rd with Trainspotting. Except that I don't spot trains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Well done Kuntry. You've just knocked Ape off of the top spot for the most boring hobby on Cunts Corner. Unfortunately it also means The Guard is relegated to 3rd with Trainspotting. What’s your hobby, Drew? Please share with the Corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 17 minutes ago, Ape said: What’s your hobby, Drew? Please share with the Corner. You having a good time with your family Ape, or are you curating your baked bean can collection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 30 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Well done Kuntry. You've just knocked Ape off of the top spot for the most boring hobby on Cunts Corner. Unfortunately it also means The Guard is relegated to 3rd with Trainspotting. It's not dull to Pen, who gets the 'orn for a steam locomotive. It's no doubt a familiar sight to the drivers on the South Devon Railway, loitering by the tracks furiously bashing one out as they approach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 1 hour ago, The Guard said: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWPBj4xiNRk Hmmm Betty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 20 minutes ago, DrCunt said: It's not dull to Pen, who gets the 'orn for a steam locomotive. It's no doubt a familiar sight to the drivers on the South Devon Railway, loitering by the tracks furiously bashing one out as they approach. Fuck "kettles" and preserved railways .. why don't you go and headbutt a tram Doc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 do you know that feeling of satisfaction you get from unblocking a drain or delivering strangling a harlequin baby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was the fireman what done cooking for the other firemen out of London's Burning. How about scripting a follow up, eric? London's Burning: The Grenfell Years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 4 hours ago, kuntrybumkin said: and he had the audacity to label myself as a troll? perhaps the little lad should look at his own posts, that consist of nothing more than just hot air and mindless abuse. I think he needs to see a head doctor. 🤕😂😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was the fireman what done cooking for the other firemen out of London's Burning. Fucking hated that programme. It was so far fetched. It had firemen risking their lives fighting fires every day. Everyone knows they spend 95% of their time playing pool and watching grumble flicks in their stations and 5% rescuing cats from trees by knocking them down by squirting water at them and charging the owners 100 quid for it. I know, I read it in Viz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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