scotty Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49320381 This delightful couple are blazing a trail in battling wastage and over-consumption, by using surplus food at their wedding reception. Very laudable I'm sure, and an excellent example to set. It would take the most cynical of cunts to point out that such needless wastage and excess might be better addressed by not having three hundred bastard guests at your fucking wedding reception. So, here I am to say exactly that. Fuck this pair of virtue signalling twats, I hope their milk goes off and poisons them. Cunts. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Each to their own I 'spose... Loved the bridal bouquet - very 18th century, not sure about the dress, she would have done alright by searching for a 1970's Laura Ashley, preferably in ivory. As for recycling I'm thinking a coffee table net cloth for gran. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 16 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Each to their own I 'spose... Loved the bridal bouquet - very 18th century, not sure about the dress, she would have done alright by searching for a 1970's Laura Ashley, preferably in ivory. As for recycling I'm thinking a coffee table net cloth for gran. The groom looks like a right fucking twat - brown pants and suit, green tie, and I'm not sure if its just the lighting - but that shirt looks pink to me... Also note the Red Heifer behind the bride's left shoulder - already checking out the bargain food buffet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 I think she looks lovley, as all brides do on their wedding day..bunch of self loathing cuntz yiz Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 What this pair of wankers have basically done is found somebody that charges £20 less per head. How fucking stoic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 If the food hasn't gone off and is edible then fair play to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 46 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Each to their own I 'spose... Loved the bridal bouquet - very 18th century, not sure about the dress, she would have done alright by searching for a 1970's Laura Ashley, preferably in ivory. As for recycling I'm thinking a coffee table net cloth for gran. His suit was horrible 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: His suit was horrible Fashion victim paki looking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 7 hours ago, scotty said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49320381 This delightful couple are blazing a trail in battling wastage and over-consumption, by using surplus food at their wedding reception. Very laudable I'm sure, and an excellent example to set. It would take the most cynical of cunts to point out that such needless wastage and excess might be better addressed by not having three hundred bastard guests at your fucking wedding reception. So, here I am to say exactly that. Fuck this pair of virtue signalling twats, I hope their milk goes off and poisons them. Cunts. I’ll bet Ape had beans on toast at his wedding reception in the local working men’s club.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: I think she looks lovley, as all brides do on their wedding day..bunch of self loathing cuntz yiz Panzbaby Come on Panz..... She can’t be lovely. This isn’t ‘lovely girls’ corner. She has to look like a cunt or there’s no point to the whole shebang. Ya fecking eejit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: I think she looks lovley, as all brides do on their wedding day..bunch of self loathing cuntz yiz Panzbaby Panzbaby, I've just read a book about John Browning's designs. I always fancied a beretta 92 or a SIG P226 as my ultimate armpit accessory. But I've definitely been swayed in favour of the Browning Hi-Power. It seems modern manufacturers are still copying his designs from 100 years ago, without really improving on them. Your personal favourite semi-auto pistol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: I think she looks lovley, as all brides do on their wedding day..bunch of self loathing cuntz yiz Panzbaby How true that is, they're all lovely on their wedding day. Now, fast-forward a decade........ 😮☹️😖 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 As she doesn't like waste may I suggest she lets me spaff over her tits rather than flush it away down the Khazi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 1 hour ago, scotty said: How true that is, they're all lovely on their wedding day. Now, fast-forward a decade........ 😮☹️😖 Still shopping for surplus food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 10 hours ago, scotty said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49320381 This delightful couple are blazing a trail in battling wastage and over-consumption, by using surplus food at their wedding reception. Very laudable I'm sure, and an excellent example to set. It would take the most cynical of cunts to point out that such needless wastage and excess might be better addressed by not having three hundred bastard guests at your fucking wedding reception. So, here I am to say exactly that. Fuck this pair of virtue signalling twats, I hope their milk goes off and poisons them. Cunts. I can't agree, scotty. The point is the more guests the wedding has, the less waste is created by not sourcing new food – and thus further waste. There's not enough food to go around the world, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 11 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I can't agree, scotty. The point is the more guests the wedding has, the less waste is created by not sourcing new food – and thus further waste. It's a conundrum wolfie, no doubt about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: As she doesn't like waste may I suggest she lets me spaff over her tits rather than flush it away down the Khazi. Neil. Taking on climate change, one wank at a time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 That Little Miss Climate, Greta Thunberg.. when can we start to make improper comments about her? She's 16. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 The stupid little cunt is off to New York by boat rather than fly so she can save the planet.Amazing how the boats leave no carbon footprint .....the stupid little cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 13 minutes ago, ratcum said: That Little Miss Climate, Greta Thunberg.. when can we start to make improper comments about her? She's 16. Not sure, but it can't come soon enough. Harvey Price will be 18 on May the 27th next year, barring a tragedy. Hope that's useful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 1 minute ago, DrCunt said: Harvey Price will be 18 on May the 27th next year, barring a tragedy. Hope that's useful. It certainly is. All the blokes I know have refrained from joking about him up to now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 10 minutes ago, Neil said: The stupid little cunt is off to New York by boat rather than fly so she can save the planet.Amazing how the boats leave no carbon footprint .....the stupid little cunt What she doesn't realise, or, in her attention craving little unreality world, doesn't care about, is that all of her celebrity hangers on, who attend her speeches purely for their own attention seeking needs, will all travel to New York by private jets, hundreds of them.. ..What a stupid, deluded little fucking retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 33 minutes ago, ratcum said: That Little Miss Climate, Greta Thunberg.. when can we start to make improper comments about her? She's 16. 16 you say? That's another one past its use by date 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Just now, Neil said: 16 you say? That's another one past its use by date good old Nelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 So this is what passes for “news” these days? This is the sort of two bob shit that my Mum (gawd rest her soul) used to read in “My Weekly” and “People’s Friend.” Do those shitmags still exist? I doubt it when you can get that kind of pathetic bollocks on the cunting BBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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