Major Cunt Posted September 18, 2019 Report Share Posted September 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Pete said: Mmmmmmmmm. Lovely. I can almost hear the sizzling , man. Pete, I've hacked the servers of all major mobile phone and internet providers, along with calling in a couple of favours from GCHQ, so I've triangulated your exact location to within 2.3 meters. My only decision now is whether to pass this information on to Punkers, who will sedate, bugger and gag you in no specific order. The second option which I personally prefer, is to grab my fillet knife cover your house in tarpaulin and open you up like a fucking village fête! If the volume of your posts recede and the quality improves, I may change my mind. You've been warned! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 18, 2019 Report Share Posted September 18, 2019 13 minutes ago, Neil said: Tell me about it,When your best central defender is David Luiz and yet he's a fucking disgrace of a footballer,Emery is a cunt(and I dont mean Dick)who sounds like he's talking with a mouth full of marbles.No wonder the players look fucking confused because I can't understand a fucking word the mouth breathing dago waiter says.I'd rather have your bloke even though he looks and sounds like Roger Federers bent brother It really is a shame. Not because I have any sort of fondness for Arsenal, but because I absolutely despise Spurs, and anything that would stick in their fans collective massive fucking beaks is a bonus to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 18, 2019 Report Share Posted September 18, 2019 ⠎⠞⠥⠏⠊⠙⠀⠋⠥⠉⠅⠊⠝⠛⠀⠉⠥⠝⠞ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 18, 2019 Report Share Posted September 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, DrCunt said: ⠠⠎⠞⠥⠏⠊⠙⠀⠋⠥⠉⠅⠊⠝⠛⠀⠉⠥⠝⠞ Broil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2019 The blind cunt picked up a cheese grater by mistake and said it was the most violent book he'd ever read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 18, 2019 Report Share Posted September 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I'd be more worried about your lot if I were you, at the moment it's a stretch to imagine you as an established top six club within the near future, never mind regularly qualifying for the champions league. As a Norwich fan, I'm happy with the odd scrap here and there. I can't imagine your lot being happy just scraping a Europa league spot every year, though. I only went to Carrow Road once to see Charlton v Norwich. End of 1987 in the old first division. I was right down the front, half an hour before kick-off, and Ken Brown was stretching his legs and walking round the perimeter with some other cunt. Some cunt behind me threw a plastic lighter at him. The only thing I remember about the game was our captain, Mark Aizlewood, getting sent off for headbutting the referee. An accident, he slipped on mud as he was running toward the ref to dispute a decision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 18, 2019 Report Share Posted September 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: You've been warned! A village fete? I so love a Tom-bola. Put me down for a few tickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 18, 2019 Report Share Posted September 18, 2019 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I only went to Carrow Road once to see Charlton v Norwich. End of 1987 in the old first division. I was right down the front, half an hour before kick-off, and Ken Brown was stretching his legs and walking round the perimeter with some other cunt. Some cunt behind me threw a plastic lighter at him. The only thing I remember about the game was our captain, Mark Aizlewood, getting sent off for headbutting the referee. An accident, he slipped on mud as he was running toward the ref to dispute a decision. I went with my cousins to see Spurs v Norwich in the mid 70s. All I remember was the Norwich keeper, Kevin Keelan pull off a brilliant save. He leapt backwards and was horizontal and tipped over this screamer of a shot. Absolutely brilliant. Dont know what the result was because I couldn't give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 18, 2019 Report Share Posted September 18, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I went with my cousins to see Spurs v Norwich in the mid 70s. All I remember was the Norwich keeper, Kevin Keelan pull off a brilliant save. He leapt backwards and was horizontal and tipped over this screamer of a shot. Absolutely brilliant. Dont know what the result was because I couldn't give a fuck. I've actually googled him on images and he looks a bit psychotic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 18, 2019 Report Share Posted September 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I went with my cousins to see Spurs v Norwich in the mid 70s. All I remember was the Norwich keeper, Kevin Keelan pull off a brilliant save. He leapt backwards and was horizontal and tipped over this screamer of a shot. Absolutely brilliant. Dont know what the result was because I couldn't give a fuck. That must've been the week that Norwich Cathedral's roof mysteriously sprang a leak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 18, 2019 Report Share Posted September 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: That must've been the week that Norwich Cathedral's roof mysteriously sprang a leak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I only went to Carrow Road once to see Charlton v Norwich. End of 1987 in the old first division. I was right down the front, half an hour before kick-off, and Ken Brown was stretching his legs and walking round the perimeter with some other cunt. Some cunt behind me threw a plastic lighter at him. The only thing I remember about the game was our captain, Mark Aizlewood, getting sent off for headbutting the referee. An accident, he slipped on mud as he was running toward the ref to dispute a decision. Bryan Gunn had a very weird Bald Mullet going on back in the day, as I remember. Like many 90’s goalies he used to get dogs abuse with his back to the Away end. In fact it was one over-exuberant supporter threatening Neville Southall’s young family that convinced me football wasn’t for me any more. Can’t say I’ve missed it, until I got dragged to an AFL game recently and had flashbacks to the days of pissed up beMulleted men slagging off men they’d give their right arm to be. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Bryan Gunn had a very weird Bald Mullet going on back in the day, as I remember. Like many 90’s goalies he used to get dogs abuse with his back to the Away end. In fact it was one over-exuberant supporter threatening Neville Southall’s young family that convinced me football wasn’t for me any more. Can’t say I’ve missed it, until I got dragged to an AFL game recently and had flashbacks to the days of pissed up beMulleted men slagging off men they’d give their right arm to be. I was only in it for the violence. I think that's why Jewdy hates me. He's a purist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was only in it for the violence. I think that's why Jewdy hates me. He's a purist. Are you sure that you didn't mean violets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 On 18/09/2019 at 08:12, Glowworm said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7473027/Teenager-went-BLIND-eating-chips-crisps-chocolate-two.html This silly cunt (Harvey Dyer) is on facebook and this image is on his timeline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 12 minutes ago, Glowworm said: This silly cunt (Harvey Dyer) is on facebook and this image is on his timeline He’s obviously a close relative of the other world renowned intellect named Dyer, so no more to be said. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 Another example for stupid parents breeding stupid kids. Stupid is King in this society of stupid cuntbrains. Now that's a whole lotta stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: He’s obviously a close relative of the other world renowned intellect named Dyer, so no more to be said. What are the odds that he has got no problems with drinking gallons of coca cola and other fizzy pop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 16 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Another example for stupid parents breeding stupid kids. Stupid is King in this society of stupid cuntbrains. Now that's a whole lotta stupid. I’m King. Doh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 36 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’m King. Doh! You don't want to be king of stupid Billy. Save that for the SJW'S & politicians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 Harvey Dyer? The lucky bastard has got the greatest genetic make up ever known. Katie Price + Danny Dyer FUCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: Harvey Dyer? The lucky bastard has got the greatest genetic make up ever known. Katie Price + Danny Dyer FUCK Harvey Smith. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Harvey Smith. Fuck off. Harvey Proctor. Fuck off twice cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 14 hours ago, Glowworm said: Are you sure that you didn't mean violets? Or violins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 9 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Deleted There seems to be a lot of it about at the moment. No doubt Alistair Campbell will be on every channel soon explaining how a people’s vote is the only way to stop these disgusting practices once and for all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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