camberwell gypsy Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: What are you doing tonight Frank? Any plans to go out or do something interesting? Depends on what doss house his in. Sometimes they shut the doors at 11pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 9 hours ago, Frank said: Ape, whenever you mention your wife on here, why do I immediately think of Mrs Bucket? Because you’re a fucking idiot? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 10 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I’m out enjoying the fruits of my labour - just fitted a diesel night heater to our log cabin, so I’m in a tee shirt and watching a movie, in almost tropical warmth. I’m going to try and slip a finger up Mrs A quite soon, as she’s quite pissed. "log cabin"? Why don't you just fucking log out you boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 10 hours ago, ratcum said: some would say the sweet science of boxing won, but I prefer the brain mushing slugfests myself. I'm glad I didn't try any pay per view bollocks. It's all pay per view Ratty, or don't you have a Big Bastard Cunts TV licence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 10 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I’m out enjoying the fruits of my labour - just fitted a diesel night heater to our log cabin, so I’m in a tee shirt and watching a movie, in almost tropical warmth. I’m going to try and slip a finger up Mrs A quite soon, as she’s quite pissed. She's most likely celebrating that now you've fitted heating she can resign you to your shed 12 months of the year? Is your shed apex or pent roof? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Because you’re a fucking idiot? Ape .. I don't like the look of the weather at the moment .. have you got any ideas on how I could fill my time today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Because you’re a fucking idiot? Please don’t alter my posts. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Depends on what doss house his in. Sometimes they shut the doors at 11pm. @Frank She has got a point here, but it's a pity her grammar is regressing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 16 minutes ago, Frank said: Please don’t alter my posts. Reported. Truly pathetic. You’re finished on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 10 hours ago, Frank said: Ape, whenever you mention your wife on here, why do I immediately think of Dustin Hoffman? Mrs doubtfire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 (edited) 13 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Do you like fish fingers? Only with beans. Edited December 8, 2019 by Cunty BigBollox Some cunt had to say it. Fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Truly pathetic. You’re finished on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 @Frank Love and respect. What the Hell am I doing here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It's all pay per view Ratty, or don't you have a Big Bastard Cunts TV licence. Frau Rat takes care of such nonsense CBB. I honestly wouldn't know how much it costs these days. Presumably I can still get a black and white one for being a Nazi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 31 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: @Frank Love and respect. What the Hell am I doing here? Waiting for an aggressive bout of cancer with any luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 23 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: You'd actually require some bollocks first for that to happen and to stop hiding behind "decco's" apron strings. Quick question, 404. Whilst you're grooming prepubescent boys on Xbox live from a gaming chair purchased with a DLA allowance. Are you still strapped into your calipers, and wearing Superman y-fronts? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Quick question, 404. Whilst you're grooming prepubescent boys on Xbox live from a gaming chair purchased with a DLA allowance. Are you still strapped into your calipers, and wearing Superman y-fronts? Do you want to type that out again.. make it a little more intelligible? What did you study at university? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 21 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Quick question, 404. Whilst you're grooming prepubescent boys on Xbox live from a gaming chair purchased with a DLA allowance. Are you still strapped into your calipers, and wearing Superman y-fronts? Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 23 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Quick question, 404. Whilst you're grooming prepubescent boys on Xbox live from a gaming chair purchased with a DLA allowance. Are you still strapped into your calipers, and wearing Superman y-fronts? I expect you're one of those thick twats that says "PIN number" also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 17 hours ago, Frank said: Black cunt won, Rat. Underwhelmed. I'd rather that you didn't pretend to like sports if it's all the same with you, it makes you look like a bit of a desperate cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 47 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: I expect you're one of those thick twats that says "PIN number" also. You're the next to be taken out of the game simpleton. I can assure you that sticking your thick fucking head above the parapet was not a bright idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: Do you want to type that out again.. make it a little more intelligible? What did you study at university? I'm half-cut today Francis, give me a break, hey. Some of us were out in the real world on the piss and the bugle, while you spent an evening alone with the shipping forecast. You sad rattling wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 @Frank I can run rings around you whenever I choose, you know it, the faithful know it, and I certainly know it. Listen, just reading the preface to Machiavelli's "The Prince" doesn't make you a master of manipulation. You've upset every single decent poster here at one time or another, and the crowds with me. Your clique consists of a nonce, a yank, and a couple of thick non-entitys. Basically, you're absolutely fucked... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 23 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: You're the next to be taken out of the game simpleton. I can assure you that sticking your thick fucking head above the parapet was not a bright idea. Come on then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 8, 2019 Report Share Posted December 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: @Frank I can run rings around you whenever I choose, you know it, the faithful know it, and I certainly know it. Listen, just reading the preface to Machiavelli's "The Prince" doesn't make you a master of manipulation. You've upset every single decent poster here at one time or another, and the crowds with me. Your clique consists of a nonce, a yank, and a couple of thick non-entitys. Basically, you're absolutely fucked... Nonentities or non-entities actually, your imaginary degree wasn't in English I presume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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