Neil Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Is it far enough into this thread to say "I'd fuck it"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 It's with a heavy heart and tainted conscience that I admit to my allegiance with the werthers-hoarding serial omniphile Neil on this one. I too hate the sound of her voice, and find her an inoffensively dull ready-salted cunt of a woman, but I would happily push her shit back in. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 7 hours ago, nocti said: but I would happily push her shit back in. Hopefully you'd be wearing rubber gloves, or a condom, you smooth talking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 Where's Lauren? She's been off work since Friday December 20, and she still hasn't returned. The thought of working three hours each weekday morning for a £300,000+ salary must be too much for the overworked little dear to take in. At least the poor folk back in their factories, who are forced to pay the champagne socialist's wages via BBC licence tax, must be delighted to know they're affording her a truly delightful break away from the hot seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 3, 2020 Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 20 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Where's Lauren? She's been off work since Friday December 20, and she still hasn't returned. The thought of working three hours each weekday morning for a £300,000+ salary must be too much for the overworked little dear to take in. Well, at least the poor folk back at work who are forced to pay the champagne socialist's wages via BBC licence tax must be delighted to know they're affording her a truly delightful break away from the hot seat. With any luck she’s been on a Christmas break in Cyprus getting gang fucked while semi conscious by dozens of greasy foreigners and then banged up in a filthy cockroach infested jail for a few years when no one believes her lies. After all who in their right mind would fuck it? Still, on the plus side, she’ll be able to have a lie in every morning as I believe ‘ ‘wake up’ isn’t till 6am in Paphos prison. That should suit the lazy cunt down to the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2023 I'm having a (productive) day off, so I thought I'd give BBC 6 Music a go this morning. Typically, Laverne's show-planners played a couple of songs before the anaemic praying mantis wormed her way into the studio from the shitter to say "good morning" in the most despondent, smug, I-don't-want-to-be-here utterance around 10 mins after her broadcast had officially started. This really fucking pisses me off, especially as millions haven't got a pot to piss in while working longer hours (and being on time for work) to make ends meet. In spite of not yet publishing its annual salary listings for its journalists, editors and presenters, you'll see from the Radio Times link below Laverne's basic BBC salary last year was approximately £385,000 – up £75,000 from when I wrote this nom in 2019, very much reflecting my estimated 12-15% BBC yearly salaries increase. With this approx. rate, we can therefore estimate her BBC 2023 salary to be around £450,000. Not only was Laverne away for some while throughout this Easter period, presumably on holiday, just as she is for Christmas and Glastonbury (not including her annual leave), it really begs the question: what the flying fuck does she actually do to justify her outrageous public-funded salary? Anyone else, getting paid this much in any other profession, where timing is crucial, would be fucking fired. https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/bbc-pay-2022-full-list-newsupdate/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 21, 2023 Report Share Posted April 21, 2023 7 hours ago, Wolfie said: I'm having a (productive) day off, so I thought I'd give BBC 6 Music a go this morning. Typically, Laverne's show-planners played a couple of songs before the anaemic praying mantis wormed her way into the studio from the shitter to say "good morning" in the most despondent, smug, I-don't-want-to-be-here utterance around 10 mins after her broadcast had officially started. This really fucking pisses me off, especially as millions haven't got a pot to piss in while working longer hours (and being on time for work) to make ends meet. In spite of not yet publishing its annual salary listings for its journalists, editors and presenters, you'll see from the Radio Times link below Laverne's basic BBC salary last year was approximately £385,000 – up £75,000 from when I wrote this nom in 2019, very much reflecting my estimated 12-15% BBC yearly salaries increase. With this approx. rate, we can therefore assume her BBC 2023 salary is around £450,000. Not only was Laverne away for a couple of weeks throughout this Easter period, presumably on holiday, just as she is for Christmas and Glastonbury (not including her annual leave), it realy begs the question: what the flying fuck does she actually do to justify her outrageous public-funded salary? Anyone else, getting paid this much in any other profession, where timing is crucial, would be fucking fired. https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/bbc-pay-2022-full-list-newsupdate/ This is why I listen to DJ less stations like Jack fm so I don't have to listen to overpaid gobshites and their laughing buffoon lackeys. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 21, 2023 Report Share Posted April 21, 2023 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: This is why I listen to DJ less stations like Jack fm so I don't have to listen to overpaid gobshites and their laughing buffoon lackeys. Avon from Blake’s 7 did talking on that radio station. And he played a judge in Law & Order UK, opposite that fake salt of the earth, gurning fucking cunt Bradley Walsh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 21, 2023 Report Share Posted April 21, 2023 32 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: This is why I listen to DJ less stations like Jack fm Tarmac FM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted April 21, 2023 Report Share Posted April 21, 2023 37 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: This is why I listen to DJ less stations like Jack fm so I don't have to listen to overpaid gobshites and their laughing buffoon lackeys. Thanks for that, didn't know about that, listening right now https://www.jackfm.co.uk Unfortunately my memory circuits are now imprinted with a bunch of banana munchers, whoever the fuck the Helen & Douglas House Bubble Rush 2023 are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 22, 2023 Report Share Posted April 22, 2023 On 21/04/2023 at 19:33, Eric Cuntman said: Avon from Blake’s 7 did talking on that radio station. And he played a judge in Law & Order UK, opposite that fake salt of the earth, gurning fucking cunt Bradley Walsh. His links on Jack FM was brilliant. They still use them on Jack 3 Chill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 22, 2023 Report Share Posted April 22, 2023 On 21/04/2023 at 20:13, Mike Hunt said: Thanks for that, didn't know about that, listening right now https://www.jackfm.co.uk Unfortunately my memory circuits are now imprinted with a bunch of banana munchers, whoever the fuck the Helen & Douglas House Bubble Rush 2023 are. Just had a look. That is deffo a WTAF moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 23, 2023 Report Share Posted April 23, 2023 On 21/04/2023 at 11:26, Wolfie said: Not only was Laverne away for some while throughout this Easter period, presumably on holiday, just as she is for Christmas and Glastonbury (not including her annual leave) A peculiarity of the average BBC DJ is that they invariably fuck off the airwaves whenever the kids are off school for the holidays. This is regardless of whether they have any young offspring themselves. Call me an old cynic, but putting two and two together based upon the litany of beasts who've roamed aunty's corridors over the years, I assume it's because they're all out raping children. As for this old fucking whore still going to music festivals, she's up there with the similarly and thoroughly past it BBC sea-hag duo of Zoe Ball and Jo fucking Whiley. Instead of swinging their increasingly arthritic hips to some teenage indie band they've pretended to have heard of for Twitter likes, they should retire their glowsticks permanently by shoving them up their fucking arses. Defund this institution of leeches, paedos and work-shy spinsters immediately. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted April 30, 2023 Report Share Posted April 30, 2023 Lovely, just lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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