'Where is your Mask?' Self-styled Covid Unofficial fuckwipes

[Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches]

Well so much for a first day of the new normal, whatever crap that is,  buying a poxy pint took 40 minutes because already incompetent staff have been taught a whole load of silly procedures. Of course this brings out the army of world class clipboard waving arseholes who enjoy their fantasy power and playing boss. What  lot of unnecessary  dictat and lies. More fool the public who would follow the rules over a cliff. Fuck that, I'm doing it my way - blanket ignorance.

[Cuntybaws]

[The Beast]

Some cunts love it all. It's all rather akin to the village speed awareness cunts and the like. The self appointed arbiters on their power trip. This Covid thing is a bottomless pit of self gratification.

The only cunts that take them seriously are themselves. 

[Witheredscrote]

1 hour ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said:

Well so much for a first day of the new normal, whatever crap that is,  buying a poxy pint took 40 minutes because already incompetent staff have been taught a whole load of silly procedures. Of course this brings out the army of world class clipboard waving arseholes who enjoy their fantasy power and playing boss. What  lot of unnecessary  dictat and lies. More fool the public who would follow the rules over a cliff. Fuck that, I'm doing it my way - blanket ignorance.

'The taverns are fair full of gadabouts making merry this eve. And though I may press my face against the window like an urchin at a confectioner’s, I am tempted not by the sweetmeats within. A dram in exchange for the pox is an ill bargain indeed.'

Samuel Pepys 1664  Great London Plague.  ( 'Anybody who went into a pub today is a cunt'  Me)

 

[Witheredscrote]

35 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Frank has applied for this job. £500 a week is not a lot, but it's all he could afford.

[ChildeHarold]

3 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said:

Well so much for a first day of the new normal, whatever crap that is,  buying a poxy pint took 40 minutes because already incompetent staff have been taught a whole load of silly procedures. Of course this brings out the army of world class clipboard waving arseholes who enjoy their fantasy power and playing boss. What  lot of unnecessary  dictat and lies. More fool the public who would follow the rules over a cliff. Fuck that, I'm doing it my way - blanket ignorance.

Enjoy the bag over your head with an oxygen drip feed Motherfucker. 

[camberwell gypsy]

So at 5pm my street erupted with applause, whoop de whoops, yelling and cunts grabbing anything they could lay their hands on to make a noise. At the finish I asked my neighbour and head of the cartoon family what it was about? "Have you been under a stone? Its the applause for the 72nd Anniversary of the NHS. We've all been told to come out and make a noise". "Yaay" cheered his kids. So I politely asked him if he wasn't told to do this, would he have done this off his own back? "Er....well.....I'm not sure"! 

So there you have it folks! This country has turned into a fucking nation of unthinking automatons who have to be told what to do and when to do it. And they do it. 

I fucking despair. I really do. Or do I? I'm not so fucking sure now! 

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

So at 5pm my street erupted with applause, whoop de whoops, yelling and cunts grabbing anything they could lay their hands on to make a noise. At the finish I asked my neighbour and head of the cartoon family what it was about? "Have you been under a stone? Its the applause for the 72nd Anniversary of the NHS. We've all been told to come out and make a noise". "Yaay" cheered his kids. So I politely asked him if he wasn't told to do this, would he have done this off his own back? "Er....well.....I'm not sure"! 

So there you have it folks! This country has turned into a fucking nation of unthinking automatons who have to be told what to do and when to do it. And they do it. 

I fucking despair. I really do. Or do I? I'm not so fucking sure now! 

If we slaughtered all the spastics, there would only be about 5% of us left. And the world would be a much better place. I'm going to go and sharpen something big And shiny. 

[Trucking Funt]

6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

So at 5pm my street erupted with applause, whoop de whoops, yelling and cunts grabbing anything they could lay their hands on to make a noise. At the finish I asked my neighbour and head of the cartoon family what it was about? "Have you been under a stone? Its the applause for the 72nd Anniversary of the NHS. We've all been told to come out and make a noise". "Yaay" cheered his kids. So I politely asked him if he wasn't told to do this, would he have done this off his own back? "Er....well.....I'm not sure"! 

So there you have it folks! This country has turned into a fucking nation of unthinking automatons who have to be told what to do and when to do it. And they do it. 

I fucking despair. I really do. Or do I? I'm not so fucking sure now! 

I thought you lived in a caravan in Abbey Wood.

[Last Cunt Standing]

7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

So at 5pm my street erupted with applause, whoop de whoops, yelling and cunts grabbing anything they could lay their hands on to make a noise. At the finish I asked my neighbour and head of the cartoon family what it was about? "Have you been under a stone? Its the applause for the 72nd Anniversary of the NHS. We've all been told to come out and make a noise". "Yaay" cheered his kids. So I politely asked him if he wasn't told to do this, would he have done this off his own back? "Er....well.....I'm not sure"! 

So there you have it folks! This country has turned into a fucking nation of unthinking automatons who have to be told what to do and when to do it. And they do it. 

I fucking despair. I really do. Or do I? I'm not so fucking sure now! 

Make sure you give them a knock in a few weeks when Rishi tells Simon Stevens to go and get fucked. No Turkey for you this year Gyps, but the memory of your neighbours clapping will suffice. It’s a vocation after all. No?

[camberwell gypsy]

2 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:

I thought you lived in a caravan in Abbey Wood.

I wouldn't live in 9 bedroom mansion in that shithole. 

[King Billy]

On 06/07/2020 at 01:40, camberwell gypsy said:

So at 5pm my street erupted with applause, whoop de whoops, yelling and cunts grabbing anything they could lay their hands on to make a noise. At the finish I asked my neighbour and head of the cartoon family what it was about? "Have you been under a stone? Its the applause for the 72nd Anniversary of the NHS. We've all been told to come out and make a noise". "Yaay" cheered his kids. So I politely asked him if he wasn't told to do this, would he have done this off his own back? "Er....well.....I'm not sure"! 

So there you have it folks! This country has turned into a fucking nation of unthinking automatons who have to be told what to do and when to do it. And they do it. 

I fucking despair. I really do. Or do I? I'm not so fucking sure now! 

NO DESPAIRING PERMITTED.    YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

[King Billy]

On 06/07/2020 at 02:46, Eric Cuntman said:

If we slaughtered all the spastics, there would only be about 5% of us left. And the world would be a much better place. I'm going to go and sharpen something big And shiny. 

When there’s no more room in hell. The spastics will walk the earth.

George A Romero.... or was it Floyd?

[King Billy]

On 06/07/2020 at 10:39, camberwell gypsy said:

I wouldn't live in 9 bedroom mansion in that shithole. 

That wouldn’t be right.  3 kids to every bedroom? 

[Eric Cuntman]

10 minutes ago, King Billy said:

When there’s no more room in hell. The spastics will walk the earth.

George A Romero.... or was it Floyd?

Romero. That tune playing in the shopping mall in 'Dawn Of The Dead' is fucking impossible to get out of your head.

 

[King Billy]

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Romero. That tune playing in the shopping mall in 'Dawn Of The Dead' is fucking impossible to get out of your head.

 

I love that film. I only realised that Fly Boy is Ving Rhames after about the 4th time I watched it.

[Eric Cuntman]

6 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I love that film. I only realised that Fly Boy is Ving Rhames after about the 4th time I watched it.

Not the remake. The original one.

[camberwell gypsy]

34 minutes ago, King Billy said:

NO DESPAIRING PERMITTED.    YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

When do you want me not to despair?