and Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 So, it's the night of the Eurovision Song Cuntest, I couldn't give a fuck, but I will say this, if we don't win, you Euro cunts can say goodbye to your biggest and stupidest financial benefactor, so bear that in mind when you cast you vote for another shit song from Norway, you cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 This pile of shit is right up there with the queen's speech, x factor, and any party political broadcast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 One reason for voting OUT I suppose,never have to listen to this bollocks ever again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 Most Cuntscorner contributors will be watching this hi-camp gay shit because they love it. Glued to Europuffery in no particular order in an utter trance will be... Eddie Decipus Mr and Mrs Ape Manky ( at Eurovision Canal St party ). Ding Bill Stickers Gay Gurt Neil Knobjockey Quincy. Plus usual suspects Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 We're fucking glued to it. I absolutely love Eurovision, as does Mrs Ape. Stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 28 minutes ago, Ape said: We're fucking glued to it. I absolutely love Eurovision, as does Mrs Ape. Stupid cunt. You may be husband and wife but you're both knob-jockeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You may be husband and wife but your both knob-jockeys. I think you'll find it's you're, not your, you spectacularly thick cunt. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 18 minutes ago, Ape said: I think you'll find it's you're, not your, you spectacularly thick cunt. Lol. I stand corrected ( on i phone) Is Mrs Ape on a night off tonight ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 Euro-cunt, gender-neutral arse-candles performing their singularly dreary, talentless pish in front of an audience of mature squirters and man-bag wearing shirtlifters. I would visit fire upon them to cleanse the bastards, but as it is, I'm half cut on spiced rum and thrashing out Black Mountain Side on my Danelectro, like any proper bloke would. Any cunt watching this fuck-arsery should be kneecapped and scalped, but not necessarily in that order. Bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: I stand corrected ( on i phone) Is Mrs Ape on a night off tonight ? Why do you continually blame your appalling command of written English on your "i phone"? It's not a sentient being - it does what you tell it. With regards Mrs Ape - yes, she took the night off for Eurovision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 We wont win, we wont even come close to winning. Even if someone discovered Lennon and McCartney's finest ever song in a vault somewhere and submitted it, we wouldn't even be in the top ten. It's all political and we have made too many enemies. Plus of course this year's entry is shite as it usually is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 The jewel In the crown for the fucking bbc. Absolute cuntfest for spastics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 I'm watching it because my "friend" invited (dragged) me round to her house. Next year I'm fucking off to South Sandwich Island because that's about the only place not showing this shitfest. Btw: That hostess has got to be older than me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm watching it because my "friend" invited (dragged) me round to her house. Next year I'm fucking off to South Sandwich Island because that's about the only place not showing this shitfest. Btw: That hostess has got to be older than me Is your friend a lesbian ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Is your friend a lesbian ? No. She's a fucking nuisance. She asked me who I was texting. Told her a bunch of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 29 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm watching it because my "friend" invited (dragged) me round to her house. I warned you that Helen Lederer was a cunt, but you wouldn't fucking listen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 I cant imagine many Aussies watching this down under. Its morning there. They'll be hungover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 200 fucking million cunts apparently watch this parade of warbling sexual degenerates. Assuming that pudding bowl cut cunt from Korea and the Arab world don't watch it, oh and most of the rural poor in India, Africa and South America. That still leaves a fucking high percentage of telly watchers as Hi-NRG cock snorkelers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 Apparently the winning Ukranian song was slagging the Russians off for invading Ukraine and uncle Joe Stalin for murdering Ukrainian Tartars during WWII. It's pissed off the Russians apparently. So not all too bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 The overuse of the word "apparently" is a dead giveaway. So many of you have accidentally stumbled across this campfest it must be a conspiracy! You have my sympathy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 6 hours ago, Punkape said: Is your friend a lesbian ? Mine is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 I love Eurovision. Armed with Paveway and Brimstone missiles plus a few 500lb smart bombs, the Eurovision Typhoon is a superb piece of kit to fuck up someone's day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 16 hours ago, judgetwi said: The overuse of the word "apparently" is a dead giveaway. So many of you have accidentally stumbled across this campfest it must be a conspiracy! You have my sympathy. It's a big gay pride parade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: It's a big gay pride parade. It's a big gay pride parade, APPARENTLY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 I wonder if Manky enjoyed his Eurovision party on Canal Street. nudge nudge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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