Cuntybaws Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Come and have a go if you think he's dead enough! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 "I was fisting this bird the other night, right......" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Orville has been left speechless following Keith Harris' death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Up against some stiff competition (no rigor mortis pun intended) Harris was quite simply the least talented and least funny ventriloquist ever. Mind you, Roger de Courcey gave him a run for his money - I've seen less lip movement in a lesbian fisting video - but Nookie Bear was an inspired comic creation compared to Cuddles the fucking monkey! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Roger de Courcey, uber smug cunt. As funny as athlete's foot in his fucking dinner suit and family entertainment pretensions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 I have no idea who this person is or was.Perhaps you're showing your age. Are you all part of the "Yewtree Youth" generation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 I'm actually with you Bill, I thought it was the cunt that fell off a roof trying to sort the aerial out ages ago. Far too many people who put their fists up birds' arses for a living if you ask me.Well, not anymore like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 I doubt angel wings will do him any good. "I wish I could fly, right up to the sky, but I can't". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 You can't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Orville lookalike and soundalike Shelley Unwin (ex Corrie barmaid) is already planning a tribute act with Gene Wilder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Remember the time he attacked Parky.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 there was some programme a while back about th old has-beens trying to make a comeback.. he was on it... he still thought he was the dogs bollocks and his mum went to most of his gigs (yep.. he was still peddling that shit around)... she kept saying stuff like "oh... he's SOOO talented isn't he.. he's wonderful, I don't know why he doesnt have his own TV show.. the BBC don't know anything do they.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Up against some stiff competition (no rigor mortis pun intended) Harris was quite simply the least talented and least funny ventriloquist ever. Mind you, Roger de Courcey gave him a run for his money - I've seen less lip movement in a lesbian fisting video - but Nookie Bear was an inspired comic creation compared to Cuddles the fucking monkey!Stephen hawkings best ventriloquist I have ever seen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Keith with his Harris. That's photographic evidence that Keith certainly takes something up the shitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 That's photographic evidence that Keith certainly takes something up the shitter. To be fair, that photo works in the fat fucker's favour that he's not taking as much up there as usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 In fairness, he does go out of his way, by sticking with his convictions. You are truly a boring cunt, can't you just bbq in a room and seal it? Do the world a favour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 WAD seems to be your new word of the week then? Another unprecedented moment of originality and comedic genius on your part Jazz!After the hilarity of Bozo, which had me guffawing and chortling away like billy-o for the last seven days, I'm not sure my lungs will be able to cope with this new onslaught of comedy.What will we get in week three? I just can't wait! Dur-brain? Plonker? Perhaps even Dick Nipple? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 WAD seems to be your new word of the week then? Another unprecedented moment of originality and comedic genius on your part Jazz!After the hilarity of Bozo, which had me guffawing and chortling away like billy-o for the last seven days, I'm not sure my lungs will be able to cope with this new onslaught of comedy.What will we get in week three? I just can't wait! Dur-brain? Plonker? Perhaps even Dick Nipple? See what you've done there stickers, you've given him 3 weeks worth of insults, soppy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Fuck off, you creep.You need to have an early night, very touchy. PRICK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 No Jazz, it's "Fuck off, you WAD." I think Creep is scheduled as the Word of the Week (henceforth WOW) for sometime in mid-June? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 No Jazz, it's "Fuck off, you WAD." I think Creep is scheduled as the Word of the Week (henceforth WOW) for sometime in mid-June?Make you right there, albeit you're still a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 WAD seems to be your new word of the week then? Another unprecedented moment of originality and comedic genius on your part Jazz!After the hilarity of Bozo, which had me guffawing and chortling away like billy-o for the last seven days, I'm not sure my lungs will be able to cope with this new onslaught of comedy.What will we get in week three? I just can't wait! Dur-brain? Plonker? Perhaps even Dick Nipple? I once knew a club singer called Dicky Hart. His pianist was called Lance Boyle..... True! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 After sex, there's nothing I like to do more than cuddles.Which is why I'm not allowed within 300 metres of Keith Harris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 On 28 April 2015 at 13:08:28, Cuntybaws said: Come and have a go if you think he's dead enough! I 'ate that cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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