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Up against some stiff competition (no rigor mortis pun intended) Harris was quite simply the least talented and least funny ventriloquist ever. Mind you, Roger de Courcey gave him a run for his money - I've seen less lip movement in a lesbian fisting video - but Nookie Bear was an inspired comic creation compared to Cuddles the fucking monkey!

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Guest Bill Stickers
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I have no idea who this person is or was.

Perhaps you're showing your age. Are you all part of the "Yewtree Youth" generation?

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I'm actually with you Bill, I thought it was the cunt that fell off a roof trying to sort the aerial out ages ago. Far too many people who put their fists up birds' arses for a living if you ask me.

Well, not anymore like...

Guest nobgobbler
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I doubt angel wings will do him any good. "I wish I could fly, right up to the sky, but I can't".

Guest nobgobbler
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Orville lookalike and soundalike Shelley Unwin (ex Corrie barmaid) is already planning a tribute act with Gene Wilder.

Guest DingTheRioja
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there was some programme a while back about th old has-beens trying to make a comeback.. he was on it... he  still thought he was the dogs bollocks and his mum went to most of his gigs (yep.. he was still peddling that shit around)... she kept saying stuff like "oh... he's SOOO talented isn't he.. he's wonderful, I don't know why he doesnt have his own TV show.. the BBC don't know anything do they.."

 

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Up against some stiff competition (no rigor mortis pun intended) Harris was quite simply the least talented and least funny ventriloquist ever. Mind you, Roger de Courcey gave him a run for his money - I've seen less lip movement in a lesbian fisting video - but Nookie Bear was an inspired comic creation compared to Cuddles the fucking monkey!

Stephen hawkings best ventriloquist I have ever seen 

Guest nobgobbler
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Keith with his Harris.

 

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​That's photographic evidence that Keith certainly takes something up the shitter. 

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​That's photographic evidence that Keith certainly takes something up the shitter. 

To be fair, that photo works in the fat fucker's favour that he's not taking as much up there as usual.

Guest Fatty
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In fairness, he does go out of his way, by sticking with his convictions. 

You are truly a boring cunt, can't you just bbq in a room and seal it? Do the world a favour

Guest Bill Stickers
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WAD seems to be your new word of the week then? Another unprecedented moment of originality and comedic genius on your part Jazz!

After the hilarity of Bozo, which had me guffawing and chortling away like billy-o for the last seven days, I'm not sure my lungs will be able to cope with this new onslaught of comedy.

What will we get in week three? I just can't wait! Dur-brain? Plonker? Perhaps even Dick Nipple?

 

Guest Fatty
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WAD seems to be your new word of the week then? Another unprecedented moment of originality and comedic genius on your part Jazz!

After the hilarity of Bozo, which had me guffawing and chortling away like billy-o for the last seven days, I'm not sure my lungs will be able to cope with this new onslaught of comedy.

What will we get in week three? I just can't wait! Dur-brain? Plonker? Perhaps even Dick Nipple?

 

See what you've done there stickers,  you've given him 3 weeks worth of insults,  soppy cunt.

Guest Fatty
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Fuck off, you creep.

You need to have an early night, very touchy.  PRICK

Guest Bill Stickers
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No Jazz, it's "Fuck off, you WAD." 

I think Creep is scheduled as the Word of the Week (henceforth WOW) for sometime in mid-June?

Guest Fatty
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No Jazz, it's "Fuck off, you WAD." 

I think Creep is scheduled as the Word of the Week (henceforth WOW) for sometime in mid-June?

Make you right there, albeit you're still a cunt.

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WAD seems to be your new word of the week then? Another unprecedented moment of originality and comedic genius on your part Jazz!

After the hilarity of Bozo, which had me guffawing and chortling away like billy-o for the last seven days, I'm not sure my lungs will be able to cope with this new onslaught of comedy.

What will we get in week three? I just can't wait! Dur-brain? Plonker? Perhaps even Dick Nipple?

 

I once knew a club singer called Dicky Hart. His pianist was called Lance Boyle..... True!

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
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On 28 April 2015 at 13:08:28, Cuntybaws said:

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Come and have a go if you think he's dead enough!

I 'ate that cunt.

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