Decimus Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 1 hour ago, Frank said: https://ibb.co/PtZYHBR Fucking Hell. A pensioners fish and chip special, added old bastard points granted for the early hour at which it was subsequently gummed down. And then to add to the geriatric mystique, Phyllis from Corrie is across the way muttering ''Stop the boats''. You decrepit Mavis cunt. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fucking Hell. A pensioners fish and chip special, added old bastard points granted for the early hour at which it was subsequently gummed down. And then to add to the geriatric mystique, Phyllis from Corrie is across the way muttering ''Stop the boats''. You decrepit Mavis cunt. Frank is more Reg Holdsworth in the final stages of AIDS. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 3 hours ago, Frank said: https://ibb.co/PtZYHBR Raw red onion and pepper salad with fish & chips? What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you have a banana with your Sunday roast? On second thoughts, don’t answer that last question. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 6 hours ago, King Billy said: Frank is more Reg Holdsworth in the final stages of AIDS. Are you bidding for that 17th century painting that's coming up in Belfast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 16 hours ago, Frank said: https://ibb.co/PtZYHBR Dried out Fish that looks like it's been sat under the hot counter light all day and bottled tap water, what a tight bastard... and what kind of cunt has a terrible looking salad with their Fish and Chips? Mushy peas, you stupid poofter. I wouldn't give that plate of food to your gay dog. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 7 hours ago, Greg said: Are you bidding for that 17th century painting that's coming up in Belfast? Shut up you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 On 18/01/2024 at 22:44, Frank said: I'm in Paris tomorrow Raasters. It's Menswear Fashion Week.. 16th to the 21st. What's your thinking for this summer's man about town? It's not easy these days, especially for a 54 year old, to be cool and commercial.. easy but disruptive. Frank, I've had the day off today and I'm feeling lazy and bored. Put the tele on, and ended up watching 'Rip off Britain'... Although a depressing load of shite, it highlights how we are treated like shit by the Government, companies and the wealthy. I then remembered you were going to Fashion week, no doubt spending a fortune on bender shoes and other attire and it made me feel sick. Life's not fair, I came from Haiti with hopes of bettering myself yet ended up jobless and talking shite with fellow dole collector @Cunty BigBollox. I PM'd @Mrs Roops for some advice and she said she's too busy fixing China's economy to respond and @camberwell gypsy rejected my advances because she's settled down now and wants to forget our 80s fling in Peckham. I've had enough and I'm going back to Haiti to make my fortune and where my lady Etienne awaits. Au revoir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 On 19/01/2024 at 20:47, Dyslexic cnut said: Do you have a banana with your Sunday roast? On second thoughts, don’t answer that last question. I wonder if Frank is still in the country? With these winds I imagine that his arsehole must be whistling like the Hogwarts fucking Express. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 On 22/01/2024 at 13:15, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Frank, I've had the day off today and I'm feeling lazy and bored. Put the tele on, and ended up watching 'Rip off Britain'... Although a depressing load of shite, it highlights how we are treated like shit by the Government, companies and the wealthy. I then remembered you were going to Fashion week, no doubt spending a fortune on bender shoes and other attire and it made me feel sick. Life's not fair, I came from Haiti with hopes of bettering myself yet ended up jobless and talking shite with fellow dole collector @Cunty BigBollox. I PM'd @Mrs Roops for some advice and she said she's too busy fixing China's economy to respond and @camberwell gypsy rejected my advances because she's settled down now and wants to forget our 80s fling in Peckham. I've had enough and I'm going back to Haiti to make my fortune and where my lady Etienne awaits. Au revoir. Tar-ra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 On 22/01/2024 at 13:15, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I've had enough and I'm going back to Haiti to make my fortune and where my lady Etienne awaits. Au revoir. Does the Windrush do return trips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 On 22/01/2024 at 13:15, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Frank, I've had the day off today and I'm feeling lazy and bored. Put the tele on, and ended up watching 'Rip off Britain'... Although a depressing load of shite, it highlights how we are treated like shit by the Government, companies and the wealthy. I then remembered you were going to Fashion week, no doubt spending a fortune on bender shoes and other attire and it made me feel sick. Life's not fair, I came from Haiti with hopes of bettering myself yet ended up jobless and talking shite with fellow dole collector @Cunty BigBollox. I PM'd @Mrs Roops for some advice and she said she's too busy fixing China's economy to respond and @camberwell gypsy rejected my advances because she's settled down now and wants to forget our 80s fling in Peckham. I've had enough and I'm going back to Haiti to make my fortune and where my lady Etienne awaits. Au revoir. You’re the Haitian card player with missing fingers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: You’re the Haitian card player with missing fingers? No. He’s the Haitian Judge with missing fingers….Justice Thumbs. Lololol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: No. He’s the Haitian Judge with missing fingers….Justice Thumbs. Lololol. It's just Haitians are famous for wagering bits of their anatomy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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