Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 Just now, Goober said: Scruffy Levi 501s, mostly, but I'd rather go with your shit brown corduroys coupled with white socks than the Ali G look, tbh. I only wear 501s. But with a pair of adidas gazelle in blue suede, they look the bollocks. I don't wear track suits. And if you're telling me that you don't own a pair of trainers, you're a fucking liar or a flid that only wears orthopaedic Frankenstein boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I only wear 501s. But with a pair of adidas gazelle in blue suede, they look the bollocks. I don't wear track suits. And if you're telling me that you don't own a pair of trainers, you're a fucking liar or a flid that only wears orthopaedic Frankenstein boots. Yes, of course I do. I'm still working my way through a half dozen pairs of identical black Etnies purchased many years ago. Fuck shopping. It's for poofs and girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 Just now, Goober said: Yes, of course I do. I'm still working my way through a half dozen pairs of identical black Etnies purchased many years ago. Fuck shopping. It's for poofs and girls. At least you're not a Skechers wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: At least you're not a Skechers wanker. Scarpa walking boots are more the norm these days. I live in a fucking swamp with a pet donkey after all. (The swamp is as dry as nun's fanny at the moment, tbh.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 19 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Talk about ‘missing the fucking point?’ Which was…when has it influenced the men’s team? Good evening DC, you sad, lonely, unemployable alcoholic. How are you coping with the ever-increasing cost of living in one of the UK's poorest areas? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: Good evening DC, you sad, lonely, unemployable alcoholic. How are you coping with the ever-increasing cost of living in one of the UK's poorest areas? I’d be comfortable if this refugee cuntess would stay out of our larder. Three showers a day, Wolf…her last one, yesterday was for 18mins and 42secs. I’m on my arse here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 48 minutes ago, Goober said: Fuck shopping. It's for poofs and girls. Only someone who spends all day browsing in New Look or Miss Selfridge could definitively say such a thing. Correct? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: Only someone who spends all day browsing in New Look or Miss Selfridge could definitively say such a thing. Correct? A fine logical fallacy, Bilbo. I expect no less from an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 18 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’d be comfortable if this refugee cuntess would stay out of our larder. Three showers a day, Wolf…her last one, yesterday was for 18mins and 42secs. I’m on my arse here. Yeah, sure. I suspect you've taken in some poor Slavic damsel in the hope of receiving ongoing council/government subsidies to sustain your addiction; little did she know she'd have some pervy old part-time £13-per-hour John Lennon Airport agency baggage handler wanking through the bathroom keyhole with a stopwatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 21 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Yeah, sure. I suspect you've taken in some poor young Slavic damsel in the hope of receiving ongoing council/government subsidies to sustain your addiction; little did she know she'd have some pervy old part-time £13-per-hour John Lennon Airport agency baggage-handler wanking through the bathroom keyhole with a stopwatch. What kind of idiot do you fucking take me for? The peepholes were drilled into the bog seat ten days before she arrived. ‘Bathroom keyhole?’ Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 21 hours ago, Wolfie said: I think the standard is actually fairly high. It'll never have the physicality of the men's game, but it's unpredictable and exciting. Two key ingredients. So, how the fuck has 'woke' influenced the current Lioness team, DC? Perhaps it has in the past, but I think Wiegman has demanded complete autonomy from the FA, and she's chosen her team on merit without their influence. This is one of the points I've been making. To my knowledge, few have ties with Jamaica or Somalia. It has less to do with them being white, although England's demographic is currently around 88% white. Not racist, merely a fact. Stick your comment up your arse. After watching several England Ladies matches and being a lifelong and avid football fan, my expert analysis of the ‘Lionesses’ is that the goalkeeper has the biggest tits. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Goober said: Scarpa walking boots are more the norm these days. I live in a fucking swamp with a pet donkey after all. (The swamp is as dry as nun's fanny at the moment, tbh.) I love my Timberlands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’d be comfortable if this refugee cuntess would stay out of our larder. Three showers a day, Wolf…her last one, yesterday was for 18mins and 42secs. I’m on my arse here. You said you'd got rid of it didn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: After watching several England Ladies matches and being a lifelong and avid football fan, my expert analysis of the ‘Lionesses’ is that the goalkeeper has the biggest tits. Their chest area inertia perhaps explains why the ladies goalkeepers so often seem to concede to powderpuff shots from distance, and are piss-poor at getting up to crosses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Their chest area inertia perhaps explains why the ladies goalkeepers so often seem to concede to powderpuff shots from distance, and are piss-poor at getting up to crosses. 'Chesting' used to be a method of stopping the ball. I gather Umbro etc' will be launching 'Tit-Pads' soon. A couple of cricket boxes lashed together would do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Chesting' used to be a method of stopping the ball. I gather Umbro etc' will be launching 'Tit-Pads' soon. A couple of cricket boxes lashed together would do. For most of the women's England team, corn plasters would suffice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You said you'd got rid of it didn't you? Nope. Cunt’s been here 2 months today. Mrs Cnut hates her guts, which coincides with her getting the peri-menopause and me trapped in the middle. Your spare room still available because this is no place for a male human to live? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Chesting' used to be a method of stopping the ball. I gather Umbro etc' will be launching 'Tit-Pads' soon. A couple of cricket boxes lashed together would do. Chesty Morgan would have to a whole cricket team strapped to hers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: What kind of idiot do you fucking take me for? The peepholes were drilled into the bog seat ten days before she arrived. ‘Bathroom keyhole?’ Fuck off. At least the poor cunt who had the drill nicked from his van while he popped in to sign on, can take some solace, knowing that it wasn’t slung in the Mersey, after being used in a couple of failed chemist shop armed robberies by the strung out half chat scally from Toxteth who nicked it DC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: You said you'd got rid of it didn't you? No that was chlamydia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 Don't worry chaps real football is back tonight. No more watching blind women staggering around chasing a bell in a ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 @Neil you philisinistic baboon – will you be watching the England vs Germany final at Wembley tomorrow (kick-off 5pm)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: @Neil you philisinistic baboon – will you be watching the England vs Germany final at Wembley tomorrow (kick-off 5pm)? I won't no. I will be doing something much more enjoyable, like cleaning out the septic tank or cleaning old people's arses at the local OAP home 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 31, 2022 Report Share Posted July 31, 2022 The BBC are being their usual duplicitous selves over this. Blanket coverage, "Mighty Lionesses" etc., but they still manage to sneak in shite like this, albeit in much smaller type and further down the page: We'll know that true equality has finally arrived when they do a story about some little blonde moppet who has decided not to pursue athletics because she's just watched the Olympics and "I don't see anybody who looks like me". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 31, 2022 Report Share Posted July 31, 2022 If enough of them get in the team they'll start calling for a name change, Jaguars maybe or even more suitable 'Bagheeras' ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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