Rebekah Brooks

[Decimus]

You Cunt , at least my avatar has got people wanking apparently.  What does your avatar 'say' ? Norwich A Fine City , yeh , fine city to have a shit in and hopefully down your scrawny throat , that's if you've got a throat , your gob is probably attached to your bollocks if you come from Norwich you cunt. 

Fuck me, I've never encountered such frivolous use of commas in all my days. I can only assume you have severe learning difficulties, which ordinarily would induce me to apologise for my over zealous welcome. However, flid or no flid, you've butchered the English language and that's something I can't forgive. Best you go back to attempting to read The Hungry Caterpillar again. If you manage to get past page three, you may learn something about basic sentence structure.

[Eddie]

flid or no flid

is that noel edmonds new game show on the special needs channel ?

[Guest Bill Stickers]

Fuck me, I've never encountered such frivolous use of commas in all my days. I can only assume you have severe learning difficulties, which ordinarily would induce me to apologise for my over zealous welcome. However, flid or no flid, you've butchered the English language and that's something I can't forgive. Best you go back to attempting to read The Hungry Caterpillar again. If you manage to get past page three, you may learn something about basic sentence structure.

Your judgement of this individual seems severely impaired. Are you pissed on special brew  again? For fucks sake man, its not even midday. No doubt you've already thrown up down the front of your tattered dressing gown and its oozing into your slippers at this point.

There is no way this cunt has the mental aptitude to reach page 3 of the Hungry Caterpillar. For starters, the title of the novella contains more syllables than this quarter-wit has ever uttered in his entire, sordid lifetime.  

Anyway, he is a flid, so he has no limbs to turn to page 3 even if he wanted to.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

I sincerely hope no cunt on here actually thought I was in the slightest bit concerned by Decs treatment of the new cunt? 

it did give the impression that you were frantically trying to escape from a closet, you gay fuckwit.

[Eddie]

Your judgement of this individual seems severely impaired. Are you pissed on special brew  again? For fucks sake man, its not even midday. No doubt you've already thrown up down the front of your tattered dressing gown and its oozing into your slippers at this point.

There is no way this cunt has the mental aptitude to reach page 3 of the Hungry Caterpillar. For starters, the title of the novella contains more syllables than this quarter-wit has ever uttered in his entire, sordid lifetime.  

Anyway, he is a flid, so he has no limbs to turn to page 3 even if he wanted to.

no need for such a nasty and immature comment, he clearly shits in his nappy , lets its dribble out down his leg, steps in it and then uses his sticky foot to turn the page. 

[Guest Bill Stickers]

no need for such a nasty and immature comment, he clearly shits in his nappy , lets its dribble out down his leg, steps in it and then uses his sticky foot to turn the page. 

I need to refute this claim.

Firstly, you too have too much faith in this man's capacities. Intentionally shitting in his nappy, with the intention of it dribbling onto his foot, in order to use it as some kind of fecal adhesive, requires levels of cognitive thought far beyond what this individual possesses.

Secondly, if he is a flid, it is unlikely he has a leg. If he does have one, it is probably some horrible, withered little thing (much like his cock) which lacks any kind of significant motor function.

Edited September 3, 2015 by bill_stickers

[Eddie]

I need to refute this claim.

Firstly, you too have too much faith in this man's capacities. Intentionally shitting in his nappy, with the intention of it dribbling onto his foot, in order to use it as some kind of fecal adhesive, requires levels cognitive thought far beyond what this individual possesses.

Secondly, if he is a flid, it is unlikely he has a leg. If he does have one, it is probably some horrible, withered little thing (much like his cock) which lacks any kind of significant motor function.

i stand corrected, unlike our new friend.

[Guest luke swarm]

Back on topic Brooks, apparently this nasty bit of work received a guesstimate of between 10-16 million quid severance pay off Murdoch....Will she repay any of that back or donate towards some charity, I think not....Also she used the company of Lawyers owned by Cameron's Brother in her trial....a trial in which she expressed no misgivings or remorse and her claim that she was unaware that payments were being made to the hackers and police for information is at best extremely thin.

Murdoch is arguing that she is a brilliant CEO but if she didn't know or care where this huge lorry loads of Info was coming from, it would indicate that she is crap. If anyone needed proof that the whole establishment is corrupt to the very heart of our system, then look no further.

What really cunts me off is the fact that they do not give a flying fuck what ordinary people think, so secure in the knowledge that the sheep will keep coming back to be sheared. I don't buy or subscribe to anything Murdoch owns,  this is my little protest...I just wish we could starve this parasite out of this country but unfortunately most cunts don't give a fuck.          

[Witheredscrote]

Back on topic Brooks, apparently this nasty bit of work received a guesstimate of between 10-16 million quid severance pay off Murdoch....Will she repay any of that back or donate towards some charity, I think not....Also she used the company of Lawyers owned by Cameron's Brother in her trial....a trial in which she expressed no misgivings or remorse and her claim that she was unaware that payments were being made to the hackers and police for information is at best extremely thin.

Murdoch is arguing that she is a brilliant CEO but if she didn't know or care where this huge lorry loads of Info was coming from, it would indicate that she is crap. If anyone needed proof that the whole establishment is corrupt to the very heart of our system, then look no further.

What really cunts me off is the fact that they do not give a flying fuck what ordinary people think, so secure in the knowledge that the sheep will keep coming back to be sheared. I don't buy or subscribe to anything Murdoch owns,  this is my little protest...I just wish we could starve this parasite out of this country but unfortunately most cunts don't give a fuck.          

Christ what a boring cunt you are and members are having a pop at me because I am new. I think I have stumble by chance upon a bunch of priceless cunts on this forum.(only 2 full stops & 1 comma you faggotts )

[Guest Bill Stickers]

Christ what a boring cunt you are and members are having a pop at me because I am new. I think I have stumble by chance upon a bunch of priceless cunts on this forum.(only 2 full stops & 1 comma you faggotts )

I think he's got your measure Luke, you despicable fuck weasel.

[southerncunt]

Christ what a boring cunt you are and members are having a pop at me because I am new. I think I have stumble by chance upon a bunch of priceless cunts on this forum.(only 2 full stops & 1 comma you faggotts )

*stumbled* you illiterate new cunt. Faggots has one "t" you duplicate illiterate new cunt.

Lift your game, numbnuts, if you want to piss in the long grass with the big dogs.

[Decimus]

Your judgement of this individual seems severely impaired. Are you pissed on special brew  again? For fucks sake man, its not even midday. No doubt you've already thrown up down the front of your tattered dressing gown and its oozing into your slippers

Twas a glorious day, and a perfect oppurtunity to shit myself without the associated guilt and shame. Alas, I only managed to soak myself in piss as I drunkenly fumbled with my cock whilst urinating in the sink.

[Eddie]

Twas a glorious day, and a perfect oppurtunity to shit myself without the associated guilt and shame. Alas, I only managed to soak myself in piss as I drunkenly fumbled with my cock whilst urinating in the sink.

some people are filthy, i was having a piss in my mates kitchen sink and i noticed the dirty cunt had 3 used tea bags left by the plug hole, fucking animal.

[Witheredscrote]

*stumbled* you illiterate new cunt. Faggots has one "t" you duplicate illiterate new cunt.

Lift your game, numbnuts, if you want to piss in the long grass with the big dogs.

*stumbled* you illiterate new cunt. Faggots has one "t" you duplicate illiterate new cunt.

Lift your game, numbnuts, if you want to piss in the long grass with the big dogs.

Bollocks to you. Dealing with the French on a daily basis I know about real cuntishness. The frogs have got it sewn up. By the quality of the posts on here you are all a bunch of luke warm amateurs . Especially that cunt with a bottle in his gob. Shove it up your arse you closet poof.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

Bollocks to you. Dealing with the French on a daily basis I know about real cuntishness. The frogs have got it sewn up. By the quality of the posts on here you are all a bunch of luke warm amateurs . Especially that cunt with a bottle in his gob. Shove it up your arse you closet poof.

Ah, what a delight - a British expat who moves to a new country, only to spend the entire time whinging about how bad the locals are. Your type really do sit atop the summit of Mount Cunt.

At least our other resident expat Mong Farmer has integrated himself, even if he does have his tongue 3 inches up every and any Dutch persons arsehole he can find.

No doubt you spend most of your time sat with the other overweight Brit expats in English-themed pubs, wearing Union Jack swimming shorts, reminiscing about £1 pints in Halifax, and complaining about French bureaucracy and black people in Marseille.  

Failing that, I imagine you spend your time desperately perusing the local newsagents in rural Brittany for three-day old copies of the Daily Mail or the Sun, so you have some fresh ammo for whinging about the state of the UK and how fucking glad you are to be out of there.

If worst comes to worst, and your tedious friends have ditched you and taken all the far-right red top newspapers with them, the newsagents in your department usually have a good stock of cheap porn mags full of hairy French minge.

Bashing wanks out to this material until your cock is red raw, ulcered and bleeding no doubt helps pass the time, as you sit in your tumble-down "project house", dying of loneliness, having exhausted your QROPs pension pot.

Do the French a favour and throw yourself off the Effiel tower.

[Guest luke swarm]

Christ what a boring cunt you are and members are having a pop at me because I am new. I think I have stumble by chance upon a bunch of priceless cunts on this forum.(only 2 full stops & 1 comma you faggotts )

Yes I suppose you would find my comment boring Scrotalsac, You do seem to have the intellectual capacity of a used condom left out to dry in the sun. Although this site is designed for a fair amount of meaningless ranting (see Mr Stickers material) it is also a means of expressing ones frustration with all things cuntacious. So stop bleating like the little slapper you are and post something even remotely amusing.     

I think he's got your measure Luke, you despicable fuck weasel.

Yes I think you have found your soulmate and intellectual equal there Stickers....perhaps you should message each other and get together so you can swap fluids with each other....nothing like a beautiful friendship, you pair of disgusting maggots  

[Ape™️]

it did give the impression that you were frantically trying to escape from a closet, you gay fuckwit.

I wish you were frantically trying to escape from the feed hopper of a wood chipper......and failing.

[Admin]

Now you have exchanges pleasantries with each other, ease it up a bit. We need an edge, but not cut each other to ribbons.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

I'd fuck the redheaded tart ragged, but I'd be too scared of the obligatory black eye afterwards. If she can knock ross kemp into the ground I doubt I'd stand much of a chance. 

I'd rather think it's more likely she would fuck you ragged, and then eat you like a Black Widow....

is that noel edmonds new game show on the special needs channel ?

Won't be on the Beeb though will it..??

Back on topic Brooks, apparently this nasty bit of work received a guesstimate of between 10-16 million quid severance pay off Murdoch....Will she repay any of that back or donate towards some charity, I think not....Also she used the company of Lawyers owned by Cameron's Brother in her trial....a trial in which she expressed no misgivings or remorse and her claim that she was unaware that payments were being made to the hackers and police for information is at best extremely thin.

Murdoch is arguing that she is a brilliant CEO but if she didn't know or care where this huge lorry loads of Info was coming from, it would indicate that she is crap. If anyone needed proof that the whole establishment is corrupt to the very heart of our system, then look no further.

What really cunts me off is the fact that they do not give a flying fuck what ordinary people think, so secure in the knowledge that the sheep will keep coming back to be sheared. I don't buy or subscribe to anything Murdoch owns,  this is my little protest...I just wish we could starve this parasite out of this country but unfortunately most cunts don't give a fuck.          

1. She is a fucking brilliant CEO.. all that shit flying around and she manages to avoid it all and cop (har har) about £12 million, a nice long holiday and a better new job... if that's not the epitomy of a top CEO then I'll be damned....
2. I thought we sent all the criminals to Australia...? How come some managed to get back here?  Immigration failing again?

Ah, what a delight - a British expat who moves to a new country, only to spend the entire time whinging about how bad the locals are. Your type really do sit atop the summit of Mount Cunt.

..don't forget, if you go to France and meet some ex-pats, they are more french than the fucking french are....

Now you have exchanges pleasantries with each other, ease it up a bit. We need an edge, but not cut each other to ribbons.

 

[scotty]

Now you have exchanged pleasantries with each other, ease it up a bit. We need an edge, but not cut each other to ribbons.

I agree. Down with this sort of thing. 

And in that spirit,  I have amended admins glaring spelling error. 

[cuntspotter]

Back on topic Brooks, apparently this nasty bit of work received a guesstimate of between 10-16 million quid severance pay off Murdoch....Will she repay any of that back or donate towards some charity, I think not....Also she used the company of Lawyers owned by Cameron's Brother in her trial....a trial in which she expressed no misgivings or remorse and her claim that she was unaware that payments were being made to the hackers and police for information is at best extremely thin.

Murdoch is arguing that she is a brilliant CEO but if she didn't know or care where this huge lorry loads of Info was coming from, it would indicate that she is crap. If anyone needed proof that the whole establishment is corrupt to the very heart of our system, then look no further.

What really cunts me off is the fact that they do not give a flying fuck what ordinary people think, so secure in the knowledge that the sheep will keep coming back to be sheared. I don't buy or subscribe to anything Murdoch owns,  this is my little protest...I just wish we could starve this parasite out of this country but unfortunately most cunts don't give a fuck.          

In my opinion , she told lies. Lots of big fuckers.

[Witheredscrote]

some people are filthy, i was having a piss in my mates kitchen sink and i noticed the dirty cunt had 3 used tea bags left by the plug hole, fucking animal.

How original. First time i've heard that joke today

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

How original. First time i've heard that joke today

It must have been the first time you READ IT as well then. You need to awaken those dormant brain cells when typing your response, Kermit.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Bollocks to you. Dealing with the French on a daily basis I know about real cuntishness. The frogs have got it sewn up. By the quality of the posts on here you are all a bunch of luke warm amateurs . Especially that cunt with a bottle in his gob. Shove it up your arse you closet poof.

By admitting you are living in France willingly shows us all the true volume of cunt that you are. As you are in France can you please get some of their paint stripper, sorry vin rouge, the stuff with the anti-freeze in it, drink several litres of it and go free climbing in a serious storm.

[Eddie]

How original. First time i've heard that joke today

withers you dirty homo, I now know your reason for moving to France, the French culture minister, Frédéric Mitterrand, is fighting to save his ministerial career after opposition politicians expressed disgust at his autobiography, in which he justified "paying for boys". Pull your trousers up, stop sucking off french ministers and return home , you are a fucking disgrace, and....

the judge is missing you.