Guest MikeD Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 Stealing from the poof idea but worth a go.You know the type of thing, not playing with a full set.My own favourite 'he knows what's in the jar but he can't get the fucking lid off.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 the lights are on but there's no one home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 "Wants to look cool starting a long thread on something hip and trendy, but stole the idea and the tumbleweed is passing by"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 Not firing on all cylinders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 I believe this is what Thomas Kuhn called a self-selecting paradigm. But then i'm a thick cunt so i'm probably wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 Mouth breathing cunt.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 "Wants to look cool starting a long thread on something hip and trendy, but stole the idea and the tumbleweed is passing by"... That's fucking funny....you bastard. I believe this is what Thomas Kuhn called a self-selecting paradigm. But then i'm a thick cunt so i'm probably wrong.Did judge just call himself thick?Still managed to get in a pompous book reference though, business as usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 If brains were dynamite he wouldnt have enough to blow his own hat off Couldnt find his own arse with both hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 Could not sniff his own arse out of a flower bed.If brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.Tail light. Not bright enough to be a head light.Wouldn't trouble the scorers on Sale of the Century. That's it for me until the next dumb cunt.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 Couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 You're a real fucking ProfB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 I think the cheese has slid off his cracker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 George Bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 You can't educate pork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 I can hear my voice echoing out of your ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 That fucker ain't wired up right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 the lift doesn't go to the penthouse suite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 (edited) Sausage short of a full English Brains of a rocking horse is my fave Edited October 5, 2015 by camberwell gypsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Shot away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Saudi Arabian Students Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 He should be on Jeremy Kyle that one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 The wheel is turning but the hamster is deadConsider that stolen.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 He has a puncture and no spare wheel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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