scotty Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Cool story bro. You've been shit since you got medicated. Erics been keeping his head below the parapet since the Great Carpark Rumble of 2018. And what a disappointment that was, the OED are having to redefine "damp squib" because of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: No Bill, he is correct. I stick to hospital car parks, you favour the train station variety. Stratford upon Avon when you sent an empty Carlsberg Export can to give Snatch a kicking. Yeah but, you don't stick to your arranged meetings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 12 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Yeah but, you don't stick to your arranged meetings! Even a mindless cretin such as yourself should be able to see when something has been done to death. Please, just shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 Just now, Ape said: Even a mindless cretin such as yourself should be able to see when something has been done to death. Please, just shut the fuck up. I'll shut the fuck up when I want to shut the fuck up, not when I'm told to by a total gob shite like you. Fuck off and die yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 11 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Yeah but, you don't stick to your arranged meetings! None of us ever do, including yourself. This is a forum for fantasy, invented characters. If you're still trying to convince everybody that you actually shelled out for train tickets and accommodation to attend an imaginary punch-up, then it not only shows that you are stupider than you seem, but also regard the rest of the membership to be even less intelligent than that. Good evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross said: I'll shut the fuck up when I want to shut the fuck up, not when I'm told to by a total gob shite like you. Fuck off and die yourself. Rattled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 Let's rearrange it for next Wednesday, Waterloo, under the station clock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 Just now, Ape said: Rattled. Ratarsed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Rattled. It'll take more than a puerile post from you to rattle me. Mister Fucking Ape Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Ratarsed. I guess that's what you lick for "afters". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 6 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: It'll take more than a puerile post from you to rattle me. Mister Fucking Ape Shit. Were you the original inspiration for Harry Enfield's 'short angry bloke in the pub' character? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 8 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: It'll take more than a puerile post from you to rattle me. Mister Fucking Ape Shit. Clearly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: No Bill, he is correct. I stick to hospital car parks, you favour the train station variety. Stratford upon Avon when you sent an empty Carlsberg Export can to give Snatch a kicking. Is Old Snitchy off life support yet? Only a total simpleton like him could manage to give himself (further) brain damage whilst attacking an inanimate object. Bill must have given the can a good shake before Snitcher squared up to it, the stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 Just now, Ape said: Clearly. He's pounding his fists against his bedroom wall, screaming "I'll do the fuckin' lot of ya!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 Eric is angry when he's in drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 21 minutes ago, Ape said: Rattled. Call in the Apaches Ape and finish the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 27 minutes ago, Ape said: Even a mindless cretin such as yourself should be able to see when something has been done to death. Please, just shut the fuck up. Ape if you keep this up I will stop being your "friend" .. chop, chop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 6 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: Call in the Apaches Ape and finish the cunt. Geronimo!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 12 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Eric is angry when he's in drink. Don't get him wet or feed him After Eights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Were you the original inspiration for Harry Enfield's 'short angry bloke in the pub' character? I wouldn't know as I've never seen him. I wouldn't have thought so as I'm 6'1" tall, I manage my anger very well and it was September 2017 the last time I visited a pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's pounding his fists against his bedroom wall, screaming "I'll do the fuckin' lot of ya!". I don't have a bedroom wall, I live in a bed-sit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 19 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: My point being that bill, the pig shit thick gonad, openly admitted to being the aforementioned cor-bin cunt. From your statement I assume that only the multi gets the chop not the progenitor as was in thickers case and undoubtedly the many sad twats who tried the same. You would be wrong. So, the poster made a claim and you believed him. hmm.. Frank says he owns the site, do you believe that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 27 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: You would be wrong. So, the poster made a claim and you believed him. hmm.. Frank says he owns the site, do you believe that? Throwing the delirious cunt a curveball at this crucial stage is slightly underhand, spot. Lead by example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 32 minutes ago, Frank said: Throwing the delirious cunt a curveball at this crucial stage is slightly underhand, spot. Lead by example. Steady Frank .... there’s plenty in the tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 4 hours ago, Albert Ross said: I wouldn't know as I've never seen him. I wouldn't have thought so as I'm 6'1" tall, I manage my anger very well and it was September 2017 the last time I visited a pub. I’m 6’4” and I don’t manage my anger very well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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