Earl of Punkape Posted March 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 A Brazilian who needed to have a large eel-like fish removed from his bowels had the ultimate insult added to his injuries: The nurses were laughing at him during the operation. The unidentified man from Londrina somehow got a South American Lungfish stuck inside his anus and the removal was filmed. Once inside, the lungfish decided to stay, necessitating his surgery at Hospital Universitário in Londrina. Dirty bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: A Brazilian who needed to have a large eel-like fish removed from his bowels had the ultimate insult added to his injuries: The nurses were laughing at him during the operation. The unidentified man from Londrina somehow got a South American Lungfish stuck inside his anus and the removal was filmed. Once inside, the lungfish decided to stay, necessitating his surgery at Hospital Universitário in Londrina. Dirty bastard. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 14 minutes ago, Punkape said: Dirty bastard. Sorry Pinkape am confused....who is the dirty bastard...the man or the poor evicted fish......and why are you shouting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 On 10/03/2016 at 0:23 PM, Wizardsleeve said: What do you consider asking nicely, Baws? I should think that as a gent, you merely need to say "you ready then" and willfully stretch her starfish. Nicely? I don't even ask if she's awake. I find that decreases the chances of my amorous advances being knocked back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 On March 10, 2016 at 7:56 AM, Cuntybaws said: Nicely? I don't even ask if she's awake. I find that decreases the chances of my amorous advances being knocked back. Very Bond like, take what you desire, then use her as a human shield for villainous henchman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 35 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Very Bond like, take what you desire, then use her as a human shield for villainous henchman. Spit? No, Mrs Baws, I expect you to swallow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 I suspected that with the Covid 19 lockdown acts of depravity would be somewhat muted. After a recent round of golf with a Surgeon friend he informed me that the removal of dangerous objects from perverts colons had declined but not stopped.... His latest bizarre retrieval was a deactivated WW2 anti-aircraft shell which caused both surprise and mirth at his Cheshire Hospital... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 On 08/03/2016 at 16:04, Witheredscrote said: My daughter - in- law is a Theatre nurse in a ENGLISH hospital and had to assist in the removal of a large butternut squash from a Vicars arse. She attended a church wedding in a neighbouring town some weeks later and guess who was officiating . She had to leave half way through the service because she couldn't stop giggling. Oh by the way Pukeape , you're a silly cunt. Sounds like Punk's become a man of the cloth, along with constantly touching cloth due to a prolapsed rectum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 7 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Sounds like Punk's become a man of the cloth, along with constantly touching cloth due to a prolapsed rectum. A great philosopher once wrote "Bollocks. Didn't happen". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 31 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: A great philosopher once wrote "Bollocks. Didn't happen". A great cunt, yes, but a great philosopher, no... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I suspected that with the Covid 19 lockdown acts of depravity would be somewhat muted. After a recent round of golf with a Surgeon friend he informed me that the removal of dangerous objects from perverts colons had declined but not stopped.... His latest bizarre retrieval was a deactivated WW2 anti-aircraft shell which caused both surprise and mirth at his Cheshire Hospital... lol. At 1.20 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: I hate Russian dolls. They're just full of themselves* *If I hadn't said it, 'eavens would have. And you don't want that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 3, 2020 Report Share Posted June 3, 2020 On 02/06/2020 at 18:29, Earl of Punkape said: His latest bizarre retrieval was a deactivated WW2 anti-aircraft shell which caused both surprise and mirth at his Cheshire Hospital... But only a few knowing looks and nods of approval from your social circle in the gents bog. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 3, 2020 Report Share Posted June 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: But only a few knowing looks and nods of approval from your social circle in the gents bog. lol Punkers shoved a Greyhound up his arse. He had some hares on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 3, 2020 Report Share Posted June 3, 2020 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Punkers shoved a Greyhound up his arse. He had some hares on it. He shoved 6 plastic horses up his arse. Doctors said he's stable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 3, 2020 Report Share Posted June 3, 2020 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He shoved 6 plastic horses up his arse. Doctors said he's stable. He shoved a huge strawberry up his arse. The doctor’s given him some cream for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 3, 2020 Report Share Posted June 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: He shoved a huge strawberry up his arse. The doctor’s given him some cream for it. Fwank shoved an Alsatian up His arse... … and a Basset, a Pug, 2 Cairns and the Best in Show at Crufts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 3, 2020 Report Share Posted June 3, 2020 20 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Fwank shoved an Alsatian up His arse... … and a Basset, a Pug, 2 Cairns and the Best in Show at Crufts. He must be barking mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 11 hours ago, King Billy said: But only a few knowing looks and nods of approval from your social circle in the gents bog. lol Did you have an office party for your massage parlour and did your family attend? Were key customers invited to the event? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 33 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Did you have an office party for your massage parlour and did your family attend? Were key customers invited to the event? Did you manage to have that unidentified object removed from your shit flap, now that the hospitals are idle and allowing deviants in for back door procedures? And I understand your curiosity regarding my family as the nearest to a family you have is the Mtembe brothers, Allan Carr, Rylan and Elton John. Even when they ship your battered arsehole to bongo bongo land for a fortnights depravity it’s not an actual family reunion. Seek help bender. Pretend you’re a victim and that you don’t enjoy it. Some cunt might believe you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Did you manage to have that unidentified object removed from your shit flap, now that the hospitals are idle and allowing deviants in for back door procedures? And I understand your curiosity regarding my family as the nearest to a family you have is the Mtembe brothers, Allan Carr, Rylan and Elton John. Even when they ship your battered arsehole to bongo bongo land for a fortnights depravity it’s not an actual family reunion. Seek help bender. Pretend you’re a victim and that you don’t enjoy it. Some cunt might believe you. Mr Grubby Did you entertain your key customers at home with the family silver on the table? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 13 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Mr Grubby Did you entertain your key customers at home with the family silver on the table? lol. I think that you should also have mentioned his "key workers". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 4 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I think that you should also have mentioned his "key workers". Keep your nose out of this, you shit-stirring old slag. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 13 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Mr Grubby Did you entertain your key customers at home with the family silver on the table? lol. Now now Spunkers. Remember what you’ve been warned by Roops. Wouldn’t want you to get yourself banned. You’re so much fun on the Corner. I can’t wait to hear more about your golfing adventures, your upper class education and your fantastic life. You’re a proper toff. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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