Bubba C Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 When I do have the misfortune of visiting offices for the organisation I work, the one thing that fucks me off the most is the annoying, brain-dead fucking idiots who see fit to try and turn their working day into a fucking shit-fest of discussing previous/arranging future nights out, where the cunts are going on holiday, what illness their gran has and what happened on East-fucking-Enders the other day. These actions can only be for the purpose of trying to be 'pally' and ensure these thick cunts can add more virtual friends to their Fuckoffbook, Twatter and Cuntstagram shit in order to feel loved and special. Fucking stupid fucking cunts who should just shut up, do their job and then fuck off home. Cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 I didn't know you were an office cleaner. I must say the cleaners at my office are contracted to attend when hard working staff like myself have left for the day to avoid these uncomfortable interactions and feelings of jealousy, but well done your company for being a bit more inclusive. Now can you tell me what to use to remove shit stains below the water line. I need to leave a note out for our useless cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 19 minutes ago, Bubbles said: When I do have the misfortune of visiting offices for the organisation I work, the one thing that fucks me off the most is the annoying, brain-dead fucking idiots who see fit to try and turn their working day into a fucking shit-fest of discussing previous/arranging future nights out, where the cunts are going on holiday, what illness their gran has and what happened on East-fucking-Enders the other day. These actions can only be for the purpose of trying to be 'pally' and ensure these thick cunts can add more virtual friends to their Fuckoffbook, Twatter and Cuntstagram shit in order to feel loved and special. Fucking stupid fucking cunts who should just shut up, do their job and then fuck off home. Cunts. Are you jealous that no one talks to you ? ps it's because your welsh and a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 8 minutes ago, Bubbles said: When I do have the misfortune of visiting offices for the organisation I work, the one thing that fucks me off the most is the annoying, brain-dead fucking idiots who see fit to try and turn their working day into a fucking shit-fest of discussing previous/arranging future nights out, where the cunts are going on holiday, what illness their gran has and what happened on East-fucking-Enders the other day. These actions can only be for the purpose of trying to be 'pally' and ensure these thick cunts can add more virtual friends to their Fuckoffbook, Twatter and Cuntstagram shit in order to feel loved and special. Fucking stupid fucking cunts who should just shut up, do their job and then fuck off home. Cunts. They will hate you as well as all the cunts who post on here..... Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I didn't know you were an office cleaner. I must say the cleaners at my office are contracted to attend when hard working staff like myself have left for the day to avoid these uncomfortable interactions and feelings of jealousy, but well done your company for being a bit more inclusive. Now can you tell me what to use to remove shit stains below the water line. I need to leave a note out for our useless cleaner. Drew, you fucking shrew, as your entire house is a constant sea-level flood risk, your comments are not appreciated. I despise the thick cunts who I am asked to manage, I think today someone might have a full-blown CC type rant which could end up with me beating/sacking them. Strange, as I'm normally quite a placid chap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: Are you jealous that no one talks to you ? ps its because your welsh and a cunt. You talk to me. All the time. I always do my best to reply, It just takes me a while to translate your illiterate posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: You talk to me. All the time. I always do my best to reply, It just takes me a while to translate your illiterate posts. Are you lonely ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Does the workplace suddenly go quiet the minute you appear ? .. yes ? .. thought so .. we have a couple of them in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Just now, colonelkurtz said: Does the workplace suddenly go quiet the minute you appear ? .. yes ? .. thought so .. we have a couple of them in here. No. You think cunt. Hence the nom. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 27 minutes ago, Eddie said: Are you jealous that no one talks to you ? ps it's because your welsh and a cunt. Nah, Just a Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 15 minutes ago, Eddie said: Are you lonely ? Nah, Just a Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 2 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: Does the workplace suddenly go quiet the minute you appear ? .. yes ? .. thought so .. we have a couple of them in here. Yes exactly. This Bubbles is suffering from a form of paranoia very similar to when the English walk into a Welsh pub , ' we walked in and everybody started talking Welsh' they moan. Bubbles colleagues were all probably talking about him being a Welsh cunt who drinks too much , when in he walks and they quickly changed the subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubbles said: When I do have the misfortune of visiting offices for the organisation I work, the one thing that fucks me off the most is the annoying, brain-dead fucking idiots who see fit to try and turn their working day into a fucking shit-fest of discussing previous/arranging future nights out, where the cunts are going on holiday, what illness their gran has and what happened on East-fucking-Enders the other day. These actions can only be for the purpose of trying to be 'pally' and ensure these thick cunts can add more virtual friends to their Fuckoffbook, Twatter and Cuntstagram shit in order to feel loved and special. Fucking stupid fucking cunts who should just shut up, do their job and then fuck off home. Cunts. Fuck me what a long winded boring post , a waste of my life reading it. About as much content as a Fray Bentos pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubbles said: When I do have the misfortune of visiting offices for the organisation I work, the one thing that fucks me off the most is the annoying, brain-dead fucking idiots who see fit to try and turn their working day into a fucking shit-fest of discussing previous/arranging future nights out, where the cunts are going on holiday, what illness their gran has and what happened on East-fucking-Enders the other day. These actions can only be for the purpose of trying to be 'pally' and ensure these thick cunts can add more virtual friends to their Fuckoffbook, Twatter and Cuntstagram shit in order to feel loved and special. Fucking stupid fucking cunts who should just shut up, do their job and then fuck off home. Cunts. If most of these cunts do twitter, facebook and instagram bubbles, you should send them out a group email suggesting they sign up here too. We'll soon sort the fuckers out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 3 hours ago, Bubbles said: When I do have the misfortune of visiting offices for the organisation I work, the one thing that fucks me off the most is the annoying, brain-dead fucking idiots who see fit to try and turn their working day into a fucking shit-fest of discussing previous/arranging future nights out, where the cunts are going on holiday, what illness their gran has and what happened on East-fucking-Enders the other day. These actions can only be for the purpose of trying to be 'pally' and ensure these thick cunts can add more virtual friends to their Fuckoffbook, Twatter and Cuntstagram shit in order to feel loved and special. Fucking stupid fucking cunts who should just shut up, do their job and then fuck off home. Cunts. What are you bleating about, surly little faggot? Cunts chatting at work about non work shit? Oooh, shame on them. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 I think we're all in agreement that this is a disgracefully bad nomination, and that the author needs to be sent to Raqqa dressed in a gimp suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 38 minutes ago, scotty said: If most of these cunts do twitter, facebook and instagram bubbles, you should send them out a group email suggesting they sign up here too. We'll soon sort the fuckers out. Sounds like a plan, Scotty. I could direct them towards the consistently 'wacky' posts by Quincy and inspiring nom's by the illiterate closet-homosexualiser Eddie, as proof incarnate that not applying yourself in school and work-life will result in them becoming a right bunch of AIDS-ridden idiots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 19 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Sounds like a plan, Scotty. I could direct them towards the consistently 'wacky' posts by Quincy and inspiring nom's by the illiterate closet-homosexualiser Eddie, as proof incarnate that not applying yourself in school and work-life will result in them becoming a right bunch of AIDS-ridden idiots. I fear you may be right Bubbles me old pal. My latest Nom on John Lennon has tanked. Have you got any tips ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: I fear you may be right Bubbles me old pal. My latest Nom on John Lennon has tanked. Have you got any tips ? I don't know what the fuck can be done to rescue it, Ed. Should we abuse Ding on it and see what transpires? It'll be red-hot in no time, then chuck in a few posts about Roops' fishy-yeti and it'll be smoking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 7 minutes ago, Bubbles said: I don't know what the fuck can be done to rescue it, Ed. Should we abuse Ding on it and see what transpires? It'll be red-hot in no time, then chuck in a few posts about Roops' fishy-yeti and it'll be smoking. I like the cut of your jib, but i don't think even roop's old stinker can help me now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 4 hours ago, Punkape said: They will hate you as well as all the cunts who post on here..... Lol. Do you want to suck my dick Spunkers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: When I do have the misfortune of visiting offices for the organisation I work, the one thing that fucks me off the most is the annoying, brain-dead fucking idiots who see fit to try and turn their working day into a fucking shit-fest of discussing previous/arranging future nights out, where the cunts are going on holiday, what illness their gran has and what happened on East-fucking-Enders the other day. These actions can only be for the purpose of trying to be 'pally' and ensure these thick cunts can add more virtual friends to their Fuckoffbook, Twatter and Cuntstagram shit in order to feel loved and special. Fucking stupid fucking cunts who should just shut up, do their job and then fuck off home. Cunts. What is this shit, bubble? Jesus christ.. you have the brain of a fucking child. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 59 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I think we're all in agreement that this is a disgracefully bad nomination, and that the author needs to be sent to Raqqa dressed in a gimp suit. Admittedly not my best work, Bill, but it's good to see you almost back in the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 18 minutes ago, nocti said: Do you want to suck my dick Spunkers? What do you reckon his answer will be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 4 hours ago, Bubbles said: When I do have the misfortune of visiting offices for the organisation I work, the one thing that fucks me off the most is the annoying, brain-dead fucking idiots who see fit to try and turn their working day into a fucking shit-fest of discussing previous/arranging future nights out, where the cunts are going on holiday, what illness their gran has and what happened on East-fucking-Enders the other day. These actions can only be for the purpose of trying to be 'pally' and ensure these thick cunts can add more virtual friends to their Fuckoffbook, Twatter and Cuntstagram shit in order to feel loved and special. Fucking stupid fucking cunts who should just shut up, do their job and then fuck off home. Cunts. I can just imagine you sat eating alone, muttering under your breath and barely holding the tears back whilst you wrote this, that fills me with joy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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