Earl of Punkape Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Doctors have expressed "huge concern" that super-gonorrhoea has spread widely across England and to gay men. The new superbug prompted a national alert last year when it emerged in Leeds, as one of the main treatments had become useless against it. Public Health England acknowledges measures to contain the outbreak have been of "limited success". Doctors fear the sexually transmitted infection, which can cause infertility, could soon become untreatable. Cases of super-gonorrhoea have now been detected in the West Midlands, London and southern England. Only 34 cases have been officially confirmed in laboratory testing, but this is likely to be the tip of the iceberg of an infection that can be symptomless. 'Infections spread faster' The outbreak started in straight couples, but is now being seen in gay men too. "We've been worried it would spread to men who have sex with men," Peter Greenhouse, a consultant in sexual health based in Bristol, told BBC News. "The problem is Poofs tend to spread infections a lot faster simply as they change partners more frenetically and quickly." He also added "They take it up the arse aswell". They are also more likely to have gonorrhoea in their throats because of cocksucking. There further resistance is more likely to develop as antibiotics get to the throat in lower doses and the area is also teeming with other bacteria that can share the resistance to drugs. The bacterium that causes gonorrhoea is extremely adept at shrugging off our best antibiotics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: Doctors have expressed "huge concern" that super-gonorrhoea has spread widely across England and to gay men. The new superbug prompted a national alert last year when it emerged in Leeds, as one of the main treatments had become useless against it. Public Health England acknowledges measures to contain the outbreak have been of "limited success". Doctors fear the sexually transmitted infection, which can cause infertility, could soon become untreatable. Cases of super-gonorrhoea have now been detected in the West Midlands, London and southern England. Only 34 cases have been officially confirmed in laboratory testing, but this is likely to be the tip of the iceberg of an infection that can be symptomless. 'Infections spread faster' The outbreak started in straight couples, but is now being seen in gay men too. "We've been worried it would spread to men who have sex with men," Peter Greenhouse, a consultant in sexual health based in Bristol, told BBC News. "The problem is Poofs tend to spread infections a lot faster simply as they change partners more frenetically and quickly." He also added "They take it up the arse aswell". They are also more likely to have gonorrhoea in their throats because of cocksucking. There further resistance is more likely to develop as antibiotics get to the throat in lower doses and the area is also teeming with other bacteria that can share the resistance to drugs. The bacterium that causes gonorrhoea is extremely adept at shrugging off our best antibiotics. I bow to your expertise, albeit with my back to a wall. No doubt you are the primary vector here, and best shot on sight, you disgusting cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Fuck me, someone's done their homework, haven't they? Glad to see you are taking the risks associated with your penchant for cock seriously, Spunky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 38 minutes ago, Ape said: Fuck me, someone's done their homework, haven't they? Glad to see you are taking the risks associated with your penchant for cock seriously, Spunky. It's from the BBC pleb. (with some subtle editing) lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Whilst I'm sure that The Judge will be giving you thanks for bringing this to his attention, I can't say I particularly give a fucking shit. I never worried about Ebola, because I'd rather cut my cock off than step foot on the dark continent. And I won't worry about this, because I'm not a turd burgling, cock smoking, glory hole worshipping northern monkey who lives in a shack on a crazy golf course. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Whilst I'm sure that The Judge will be giving you thanks for bringing this to his attention, I can't say I particularly give a fucking shit. I never worried about Ebola, because I'd rather cut my cock off than step foot on the dark continent. And I won't worry about this, because I'm not a turd burgling, cock smoking, glory hole worshipping northern monkey who lives in a shack on a crazy golf course. Oh come on Detritus , that's a bit extreme . There are some good things about France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 5 hours ago, Punkape said: It's from the BBC pleb. (with some subtle editing) lol. Subtle..oh dear dear...Pinkape,,,you would not know subtlety if it came knocked on you door, sat down in your favourite armchair, received fellatio off your boyfriend and said Hi, I'm subtlety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 45 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Subtle..oh dear dear...Pinkape,,,you would not know subtlety if it came knocked on you door, sat down in your favourite armchair, received fellatio off your boyfriend and said Hi, I'm subtlety. Sod off Swarm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 If it wipes out Will Young,Julian Clary,Graham Norton et al then fucking bring it on,Elton must be shitting herself........well dribbling more than usual,maybe there is a god after all.Thou shalt not stab shit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 11 minutes ago, neil298 said: If it wipes out Will Young,Julian Clary,Graham Norton et al then fucking bring it on,Elton must be shitting herself........well dribbling more than usual,maybe there is a god after all.Thou shalt not stab shit There's a lot on the news about the queen's 90th birthday. Fuck me, I knew Elton looked rough but i didn't realise he was that old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 If it kills puffs, it's OK If it doesn't, it should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: If it kills puffs, it's OK If it doesn't, it should. Manky, BBC News, Cunts Corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 8 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Oh come on Detritus , that's a bit extreme . There are some good things about France. Yep. It's not connected to England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Yep. It's not connected to England. Evening luv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Evening luv. Bonjour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bonjour Are you going to the Appleby horse fair this year ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Are you going to the Appleby horse fair this year ? No. Are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No. Are you? I thought most of the travelling community went there for their holidays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yep. It's not connected to England. But some cunt built a tunnel. 18 minutes ago, Punkape said: Are you going to the Appleby horse fair this year ? The song is about Scarborough Fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: But some cunt built a tunnel. The song is about Scarborough Fair. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Cretin. Crétin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 If you're that worried about it Pinky, go to your GP and get yourself checked out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 I'm safe. I've got a tinfoil hat that stops me being seen on gaydar. My Vladimir Putin T-shirt and the fact I'm pig ugly keeps the puffs at bay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 18 hours ago, neil298 said: If it wipes out Will Young,Julian Clary,Graham Norton et al then fucking bring it on,Elton must be shitting herself........well dribbling more than usual,maybe there is a god after all.Thou shalt not stab shit Can we add alan carr to the list? Please? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 On 4/17/2016 at 5:22 PM, Punkape said: The problem is Poofs tend to spread infections a lot faster simply as they change partners more frenetically and quickly." He also added "They take it up the arse aswell". They are also more likely to have gonorrhoea in their throats because of cocksucking. You might be a useless fucking cunt 99.99999999999999% of the time on here, Punkers, but I'll give you that. That's the first time i have ever gotten a laugh out of anything you do. Next time fall under a moving bus. That would be hysterical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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