Fucking boiling hot hotels

[Decimus]

12 minutes ago, Gurt said:

 Quincy you effeminate bog trotter, I hope your adopted kids have stopped shitting in the fridge and have come round to British food by now.

I was just wondering if mrs fingers had undergone her head reduction surgery? I hear they brought in a tanker to take the water off her brain. Were there fishes in it?

At least I don't have to live under the over hang of her monolithic neander-brow

She's a fucking Dane, Hagar the Horrible, hairy as fuck, and the sole reason why Quincy is off his tiny Derry mind on acid half the time.

[Guest Gurt]

7 minutes ago, Decimus said:

She's a fucking Dane, Hagar the Horrible, hairy as fuck, and the sole reason why Quincy is off his tiny Derry mind on acid half the time.

A Great Dane 

[Frank]

6 minutes ago, Gurt said:

A Great Dane 

Gurt, I run 10-12k three times a week along the undulating hills of Wiltshire's finest countryside. A steady pace for about 50-55 minutes, depending on how I'm feeling. Sometimes I stop and walk. 

[Guest Gurt]

3 minutes ago, Frank said:

Gurt, I run 10-12k three times a week along the undulating hills of Wiltshire's finest countryside. A steady pace for about 50-55 minutes, depending on how I'm feeling. Sometimes I stop and walk. 

Fascinating.

I hope that one time you stop and die.

idiot.

[ratcum]

7 minutes ago, Gurt said:

Fascinating.

I hope that one time you stop and die.

idiot.

Frank is now one of the undead Gurty. His post mortem 'run' is a sight to behold.

[Bubba C]

I'm chuffed I revived this nom. It's turning into a blinder. 

[Earl of Punkape]

1 hour ago, Gurt said:

A Great Dane 

 

Fuck off Gurt you boring sod.

[Rick_B]

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Gurt, I run 10-12k three times a week along the undulating hills of Wiltshire's finest countryside. A steady pace for about 50-55 minutes, depending on how I'm feeling. Sometimes I stop and walk. 

Not bad for somebody who died a couple of weeks ago.

[Earl of Punkape]

11 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

I'm chuffed I revived this nom. It's turning into a blinder. 

I hope no cunt ever revives you if you on the verge of kharking it...

lol.

You Welsh cuntwipe..

lol.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

2 hours ago, Gurt said:

 Quincy you effeminate bog trotter, I hope your adopted kids have stopped shitting in the fridge and have come round to British food by now.

I was just wondering if mrs fingers had undergone her head reduction surgery? I hear they brought in a tanker to take the water off her brain. Were there fishes in it?

At least I don't have to live under the over hang of her monolithic neander-brow

You pair of faggots see to have become fucking archaeologists, digging up this Byzantine shit here. Y'all should be fuckin shamed. Is bitches.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

She's a fucking Dane, Hagar the Horrible, hairy as fuck, and the sole reason why Quincy is off his tiny Derry mind on acid half the time.

You can fuck off. Denmark is the same sort of low lying shithole swampy dagoba looking shit as Norfolk, except without the repulsive, harping women. 

[Guest Gurt]

Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said:

You can fuck off. Denmark is the same sort of low lying shithole swampy dagoba looking shit as Norfolk, except with repulsive, harping women. 

Space-hopper head. Same colour.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

35 minutes ago, Gurt said:

Space-hopper head. Same colour.

Gurt, you worm chomping little shit, I'll deal with you later. One brain mushing thwack of a garden hoe should do it. The only hoe you'll be getting a piece of tonight.  Sheeit. Y'all glove material motherfucker.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

On 2 October 2016 at 7:56 PM, Frank said:

Gurt, I run 10-12k three times a week along the undulating hills of Wiltshire's finest countryside. A steady pace for about 50-55 minutes, depending on how I'm feeling. Sometimes I stop and walk. 

I always thought being a bin man would good excercise. 

[Frank]

23 hours ago, Rick_B said:

Not bad for somebody who died a couple of weeks ago.

Sometimes I lie, Rick. During my tenure here on the Corner, I've travelled the world thrice, bought and sold boats, been an illiterate Greek restaurateur, dated Pen, fucked gobble's mouth to a pulp, belittled Decimus, destroyed MikeD, double fisted members bumholes until they bled, set myself on fire, danced and jigged, laughed and cried, riddled myself with piles, cancer and AIDS, posted my own shit to the Judge, died, and most importantly... entertained.

Wheesht.

[Earl of Punkape]

2 minutes ago, Frank said:

Sometimes I lie, Rick. During my tenure here on the Corner, I've travelled the world thrice, bought and sold boats, been an illiterate Greek restaurateur, dated Pen, fucked gobble's mouth to a pulp, belittled Decimus, destroyed MikeD, double fisted members bumholes until they bled, set myself on fire, danced and jigged, laughed and cried, riddled myself with piles, cancer and AIDS, posted my own shit to the Judge, died, and most importantly... entertained.

Wheesht.

Pile of shit.

[Bubba C]

2 minutes ago, Frank said:

Sometimes I lie, Rick. During my tenure here on the Corner, I've travelled the world thrice, bought and sold boats, been an illiterate Greek restaurateur, dated Pen, fucked gobble's mouth to a pulp, belittled Decimus, destroyed MikeD, double fisted members bumholes until they bled, set myself on fire, danced and jigged, laughed and cried, riddled myself with piles, cancer and AIDS, posted my own shit to the Judge, died, and most importantly... entertained.

Wheesht.

Loveable idiot. 

Fuck off. 

[Jake The Muss]

On 10/2/2016 at 9:07 PM, Bubba C said:

I'm chuffed I revived this nom. It's turning into a blinder. 

It will be if you take your leave and stop posting on it..

[cuntspotter]

Of course hotels are hot... that's why I walk around the corridors naked.... I'm rehearsing this account in preparation for my court appearance next week.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Sometimes I lie, Rick. During my tenure here on the Corner, I've travelled the world thrice, bought and sold boats, been an illiterate Greek restaurateur, dated Pen, fucked gobble's mouth to a pulp, belittled Decimus, destroyed MikeD, double fisted members bumholes until they bled, set myself on fire, danced and jigged, laughed and cried, riddled myself with piles, cancer and AIDS, posted my own shit to the Judge, died, and most importantly... entertained.

Wheesht.

Can I borrow your VR headset? Fucking delusional air fingering cunt. 

[Frank]

1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Can I borrow your VR headset? Fucking air fingering cunt. 

I'm truly dreading your response to my nom. Go on.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said:

I always thought being a bin man would good excercise. 

Piss can run downhill too. The watery fucking cunt. He's getting on my fucking nerves. Far too big for his boots, babbling shit all over the fucking place. 

[Rick_B]

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Sometimes I lie, Rick. During my tenure here on the Corner, I've travelled the world thrice, bought and sold boats, been an illiterate Greek restaurateur, dated Pen, fucked gobble's mouth to a pulp, belittled Decimus, destroyed MikeD, double fisted members bumholes until they bled, set myself on fire, danced and jigged, laughed and cried, riddled myself with piles, cancer and AIDS, posted my own shit to the Judge, died, and most importantly... entertained.

Wheesht.

You are Robbie Williams and I claim my five pounds.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

7 minutes ago, Frank said:

I'm truly dreading your response to my nom. Go on.

It will be just and fair. You've nothing to fear, unless you've made a cunt of it.

[Decimus]

2 hours ago, Frank said:

belittled Decimus

I remember there was a time when you genuinely despised my contrived, meandering bollocks. I like to think that we finally bonded after you created the Bill I.D. to be my wing man.