Eddie Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 All business are suffering from the disability discrimination act, toilets need to be made accessible, lifts fitted if there are steps up to your office door etc etc. As everyone knows disabled people are unlucky (must be to be born a pickle), why would you want these people in your place of business, polluting your workplace with their bad luck. Surely we should be making it harder for these pickles to get to into work. Common sense really. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 Kill all cripples, nuff said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 Words like "pickle" and "cripple" are hate crimes now, you ignorant cunts. You have to say "raspberry" instead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Words like "pickle" and "cripple" are hate crimes now, you ignorant cunts. You have to say "raspberry" instead. Please forgive me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: All business are suffering from the disability discrimination act, toilets need to be made accessible, lifts fitted if there are steps up to your office door etc etc. As everyone knows disabled people are unlucky (must be to be born a pickle), why would you want these people in your place of business, polluting your workplace with their bad luck. Surely we should be making it harder for these pickles to get to into work. Common sense really. Edders, with each day that passes, I feel that you are coming closer to at long last revealing your manifesto and "final solution". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 For a different take on Disabled Shithouses though, see Bill Stickers' pioneering nom (now on the next page) on this very subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 You are all heart. Are you having to make "reasonable adjustments" for a current employee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 20 minutes ago, The Beast said: You are all heart. Are you having to make "reasonable adjustments" for a current employee? Ssshhhhh, it's fatty but he hasn't realised the nom is about him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 19 minutes ago, Eddie said: All business are suffering from the disability discrimination act, toilets need to be made accessible, lifts fitted if there are steps up to your office door etc etc. As everyone knows disabled people are unlucky (must be to be born a pickle), why would you want these people in your place of business, polluting your workplace with their bad luck. Surely we should be making it harder for these pickles to get to into work. Common sense really. I thought these dribblers were brought in to entertain us. Watching the fuckers negotiate the canteen in their wheelchairs makes me fucking cry with laughter. Farted in a wheel equipped abominations face at the photocopier the other day and she pretended it didn't even happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 28 minutes ago, Eddie said: All business are suffering from the disability discrimination act, toilets need to be made accessible, lifts fitted if there are steps up to your office door etc etc. As everyone knows disabled people are unlucky (must be to be born a pickle), why would you want these people in your place of business, polluting your workplace with their bad luck. Surely we should be making it harder for these pickles to get to into work. Common sense really. Disabled people are being punished by God for indiscretions in a previous life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Disabled people are being punished by God for indiscretions in a previous life. Do you know what you did? God was particularly cruel to you lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Disabled people are being punished by God for indiscretions in a previous life. Aha!! You're glenn hoddle, aren't you. Go on punkers, admit it. No shame in that. Well, not much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 6 minutes ago, Gurt said: I thought these dribblers were brought in to entertain us. Watching the fuckers negotiate the canteen in their wheelchairs makes me fucking cry with laughter. Farted in a wheel equipped abominations face at the photocopier the other day and she pretended it didn't even happen. Agreed, that comedian with cerebral palsy cracks me up as soon as she walks on stage. Her act is shit but the walk on is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 So do people with terminal stupidity, records of a personality bypass and 100% detachment from reality have to have their own rooms and have to be referred to as managers. That's what they get at our gaff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 23 minutes ago, Manky said: So do people with terminal stupidity, records of a personality bypass and 100% detachment from reality have to have their own rooms and have to be referred to as managers. That's what they get at our gaff. You seem to have an axe to grind with the management, have they cut the overtime at t' Mill or do they just pick on the tubby gingers? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Eddie said: You seem to have an axe to grind with the management, have they cut the overtime at t' Mill or do they just pick on the tubby gingers? A blinder of a nom as always, Ed. I can add nothing more than to question, is having a year-round tan a disability, and would you allow them in to make up your quotas? Never forget Ed, Mancy has absolutely no desire to better himself. Even though he hates his management, and anyone with the mental capacity to operate a motorised vehicle. He is content being a lazy, fat, two-wheeled, ginger nobody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Edders, with each day that passes, I feel that you are coming closer to at long last revealing your manifesto and "final solution". He's written a proper book about it, it's not called Mein Kampf, but Men Camp... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 13 minutes ago, Bubba C said: A blinder of a nom as always, Ed. I can add nothing more than to question, is having a year-round tan a disability, and would you allow them in to make up your quotas? Never forget Ed, Mancy has absolutely no desire to better himself. Even though he hates his management, and anyone with the mental capacity to operate a motorised vehicle, he is content being a lazy, fat, two-wheeled, ginger nobody. I hate ambitious people. Particularly the ones with no ability who rely on the knife in the back technique which in my opinion is 99% of them all. I may be a lazy, fat,two-wheeled, ginger nobody but I am a happy and contented lazy,fat, two-wheeler, ginger nobody with integrity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 Congratulations on the most offensive nom so far this quarter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Congratulations on the most offensive nom so far this quarter. Cheers Bill, stiff competition this quarter, however I would just add I would also ban severely handicapped people from appearing on the tv at meal times, say between 6pm and 7.30pm as the goo coming out of their mouths puts me right off my kebab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Ssshhhhh, it's fatty but he hasn't realised the nom is about him. You're just being a cunt because I had the yacht on the best weekend of the year, so go fuck yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 (edited) 47 minutes ago, Fatty said: You're just being a cunt because I had the yacht on the best weekend of the year, so go fuck yourself. Edited July 25, 2016 by Bubba C Fuck knows what happened here. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 24 minutes ago, Fatty said: You're just being a cunt because I had the yacht on the best weekend of the year, so go fuck yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 5 hours ago, Punkape said: Disabled people are being punished by God for indiscretions in a previous life. Thank you Glenn Hoddle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Where's the little plastic figure of Robert Maxwell? Did you lose it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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