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4 hours ago, Clavo said:

I do seem to have a  very effective immune system

That's actually quite common in the offspring of incestuous relationships, where the number of different genetic targets is lower than average. Also common, unfortunately, are birth defects, brain abnormalities, and a tendency to ramble on uncontrollably about any old shite.

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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I wish I could see it. What is it?

Its an insult graph:

 

Lazy - Douche - Pilot

Stupid - Ass - Canoe

Insecure - Turd - Captain

Idiotic - Rectum - Pirate

Slimy - Butt - Hammer

Smelly - Shit - Box

Slutty - Cock - Knob

Pompous - Crotch - Jockey

Communist - Bitch - Nazi

Dicknose - Turd - Waffle

Pie-Eating - Prick - Goblin

Racist - Slut - Blossom

Elitist - Taint - Biscuit

White Trash - Fuck - Clown

Drug-Loving - Dick - Socket

Butterface - Boner - Lover

Tone Deaf - Shart - Hound

Ugly - Nut - Dragon

Creepy - Sphincter - Balloon

 

Mix and match the words. You better fucking appreciate this...

 

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2 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Its an insult graph:

 

Lazy - Douche - Pilot

Stupid - Ass - Canoe

Insecure - Turd - Captain

Idiotic - Rectum - Pirate

Slimy - Butt - Hammer

Smelly - Shit - Box

Slutty - Cock - Knob

Pompous - Crotch - Jockey

Communist - Bitch - Nazi

Dicknose - Turd - Waffle

Pie-Eating - Prick - Goblin

Racist - Slut - Blossom

Elitist - Taint - Biscuit

White Trash - Fuck - Clown

Drug-Loving - Dick - Socket

Butterface - Boner - Lover

Tone Deaf - Shart - Hound

Ugly - Nut - Dragon

Creepy - Sphincter - Balloon

 

Mix and match the words. You better fucking appreciate this...

 

"I like it Mr Sommerby, I like it."*

*a packet of biscuits to the first person who can name the children's tv programme that's from? 

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Over the past few centuries the Irish have got themselves into a hissy fit over a few words. The Island of Ireland is part of the British Isle thus the people who live there are also British just as are the English, Scots and all others who live anywhere on the land masses that are pert of the British Isles. If I wanted to insult a lot of the people who are on the=is forum all I need to say is "ENGLAND" .. it does matter matter whether or not I myself are happy to be English and live in England (am perfectly happy to be English and live in England and I feel no shame for doing so, however in the context of some cunts here. England and English are pure insults for the fuckwittery and bigotry they show.

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6 minutes ago, Decimus said:

He'd propose to him if he was a four pack of 500ml Special Brew.

Oh dear, does CBB have a bit of a drink problem? He should take The Pledge, followed by a swing of Harpic and a line of Ariel.

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27 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I didn't realise it came in 500ml cans. So what you're effectively saying, it'll never happen. Joey.

What I'm effectively saying is that they do come in 500ml cans and that I don't believe for one second you didn't know that, you facetious little cunt.

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