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Lily Allen in Calais saying 'I apologise on behalf of my country'

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54 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

That's Macarthur Park by Richard Harris.

If you are on t'interweb, there is a thing called YouTube. All you do is...

Fucking forget it.

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Lily fucking Allen is the kind of over-privileged, Grouch-Club inhabiting, platitude sprayer this country sadly specialises in, in these 'post-Diana' times.

Not content with putting vaguely risqué (well, for anyone just this side of a convent) lyrics over nursery rhyme melodies and have the whole world muff-diving her for being 'edgy' and lead hipster on 'Planet fucking Now', she has to come out with this load of trite, over-emotive bollocks.

Why can't anyone just go 'Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up Lily, preferably at a Notting Hill dinner party, far, far away from a microphone, a camera and a Wi-Fi signal. Pretty much everyone in the Calais Jungle is a criminal, has committed criminal acts or has given money to a criminal in order to , illegally, get to where they are now. This whole issue is purely a matter for French Law Enforcement and has nothing to do with Britain, except when a UK lorry driver takes a battering off one of these thugs after stopping his cab due the barricades they've put up in the road. If you want to cry piteous crocodile tears and spout shite about Britain's moral duty, then talk about the Zataari Refugee Camp in Jordan (a good friend of GB incidentally) where TRUE refugees, who engage with tried and trusted International Law, have made home, this being the first safe haven they reach after leaving Syria - as opposed to trekking across Europe in order to barge their way into a country their exaggerated sense of self-entitlement deems MUST take them, despite all true morality and international law saying otherwise.'

Actually, on second thoughts that's a bit long-winded isn't it? She'd never stop whingeing long enough to get past 'Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up...'

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8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

Don't apologise on my behalf you daft cow .. the cunts who should be saying sorry are the stupid sky fairy worshipping cunts that drove then out of their countries in the first place.

I wonder if she has a new album of shite coming out soon? That would explain the sudden media coverage.

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4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Isn't her dad that faux working class twat who was part of the Comic Strip crowd? 

Yes, apparently a socialist who likes Cameron and Hague, had a strop made into a "documentary" about Dianas' death, went to boarding school, and Lilly was more or less brought up by Harry Enfield as a sort of step-dad

1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said:

...shut the fuck up...'

That is all you needed to say.

 

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4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I swear I've never heard of it.

Gypo, you smelly Bulgarian skank, when the fuck are the police are going to move you on. 

boring fucking idiot.

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Professional cockney with an actor Dad and film-producing Mum. Made a career pretending to be a chav singer and, rather tediously, has dabbled in third-wave feminism to sell records.

She apparently slums it here:

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Plenty of room for a tent city!

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5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Well you obviously know me, but I don't have a fucking clue who you are!!!

Don't know you, don't want to. To coin one of your predictable retarded catchphrases  wish I'd 'never heard of you' you boring prick.

 

 

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