Cuntybaws Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: If I was going to murder someone and successfully hide the body, I'd have to murder every bastard dog walker in the area first. That's put me right off the whole idea. The Nazis must have killed a shed load of the interfering cunts It would be just your luck to slaughter every dog walker in a 10 mile radius and then be undone by a truffle pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 18 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Eddie I have sympathy with you on this but I can't help thinking that you shouldn't be mixing with these low life cunts. Public transport is just a socialist relic provided for those that would rather spend their dole and minimum wage on Woodbines and Sky TV instead of buying a fucking BMW like any decent subject. I haven't used public transport except first class trains and private cabs in many years. Leave the chavvy trainer wearing cunts to their flea ridden buses and each other which is what they deserve. Cunts Take your first class trains, your private cabs and your orangery, complete with underfloor heating, and shove them up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It would be just your luck to slaughter every dog walker in a 10 mile radius and then be undone by a truffle pig. it's not right though is it CB? A good old fashioned bludgeoning, roll 'em up in a bit of carpet and bury the fuckers with respect in a shallow grave. That's how we did my Aunty Vi and it's what she would have wanted anyway, if she hadn't been a moaning old trout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 Great nom Edward, i have had the excruciating pleasure of commuting to various parts of London for years and it just keeps getting worse, but now i try to keep the body count down, as the police are on to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 7 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: Eddie I have sympathy with you on this but I can't help thinking that you shouldn't be mixing with these low life cunts. Public transport is just a socialist relic provided for those that would rather spend their dole and minimum wage on Woodbines and Sky TV instead of buying a fucking BMW like any decent subject. I haven't used public transport except first class trains and private cabs in many years. Leave the chavvy trainer wearing cunts to their flea ridden buses and each other which is what they deserve. Cunts There was a time when there was a choice of an Aston Martin, S class mercedes or one of several motorcycles, seems like a lifetime ago. I miss being Internet rich. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 10 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: Eddie I have sympathy with you on this but I can't help thinking that you shouldn't be mixing with these low life cunts. Public transport is just a socialist relic provided for those that would rather spend their dole and minimum wage on Woodbines and Sky TV instead of buying a fucking BMW like any decent subject. I haven't used public transport except first class trains and private cabs in many years. Leave the chavvy trainer wearing cunts to their flea ridden buses and each other which is what they deserve. Cunts I bet you're the sort of cunt who owns a Rover estate and wears leather gloves when behind the wheel. The kind of fucking idiot so attached to their car that they attempt to drive through central London and then spends the next 15 years moaning about how it took them nine hours to drive three miles. Stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 I'd like to extend the nom to people who drop absolutely revolting farts on public transport. I love a fart as much as the next bloke, in the company of friends and family. But it's just bang out to unleash a flutterbuster on the 8.45 Piccadilly line at peak capacity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 9 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I'd like to extend the nom to people who drop absolutely revolting farts on public transport. I love a fart as much as the next bloke, in the company of friends and family. But it's just bang out to unleash a flutterbuster on the 8.45 Piccadilly line at peak capacity. Considering the shite on the buses, and the toxicity of the air in them already, how can you tell the difference between the flutterbuster and the normal planet killing cloud enveloping the chariot of the masses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 Hgenas...... Although Hyenas lack perineal scent glands, they have a large pouch of naked skin located at the anal opening. Large anal glands above the anus open into this pouch. Several sebaceous glands are present between the openings of the anal glands and above them.These glands produce a white, creamy secretion that the hyenas paste onto grass stalks. The odour of this secretion is very strong, smelling of boiling cheap soap or burning, and can be detected by humans several metres downwind. The secretions are primarily used for territorial marking, though both the aardwol and the striped hyena will spray them when attacked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Hgenas...... Although Hyenas lack perineal scent glands, they have a large pouch of naked skin located at the anal opening. Large anal glands above the anus open into this pouch. Several sebaceous glands are present between the openings of the anal glands and above them.These glands produce a white, creamy secretion that the hyenas paste onto grass stalks. The odour of this secretion is very strong, smelling of boiling cheap soap or burning, and can be detected by humans several metres downwind. The secretions are primarily used for territorial marking, though both the aardwol and the striped hyena will spray them when attacked. Very enlightening. You are quite the expert on Anal glands aren't you SpunkGape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Considering the shite on the buses, and the toxicity of the air in them already, how can you tell the difference between the flutterbuster and the normal planet killing cloud enveloping the chariot of the masses? This one smelt like Gurt had crawled up Fatty's arse, died, been felched out into Fender's toothless gob two weeks later, swashed around for a bit and then left in the hot sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Reported. For being a boring, no-mark, fucking stupid cunt. You can shorten that to simply 'for being a Snatch'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: This one smelt like Gurt had crawled up Fatty's arse, died, been felched out into Fender's toothless gob two weeks later, swashed around for a bit and then left in the hot sun. Ffs, Gurt and Fatty mentioned in the same sentence as odious gaseous emissions. I won't sleep tonight, Bill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 8 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: You can shorten that to simply 'for being a Snatch'. I was going to go with Absolutely Loathsome Fool. Could I shorten that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 On 03/11/2016 at 10:34 AM, Bill Stickers said: I'd like to extend the nom to people who drop absolutely revolting farts on public transport. I love a fart as much as the next bloke, in the company of friends and family. But it's just bang out to unleash a flutterbuster on the 8.45 Piccadilly line at peak capacity. You could help the fucking stink and stop exhaling your spunk tinged breath over everybody.I thought the king had advisors telling him if he has halitosis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 5 hours ago, Bubba C said: I was going to go with Absolutely Loathsome Fool. Could I shorten that? Yes,you could shorten it to "Stickers". That says it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 5 minutes ago, Snatch said: Yes,you could shorten it to "Stickers". That says it all. You took my joke and made it worse. As the football chant goes: "you're just a shit billy stickers, shiiiiit billy stickers!" Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: You took my joke and made it worse. As the football chant goes: "you're just a shit billy stickers, shiiiiit billy stickers!" Fuck off. A joke? Pathetic Stickers. Of you run now little puppy. You need to find yet another humourless avatar. Maybe this time one that Roops won't tell you off about. Bit embarrassing for you that was little Billy. Made you look a bigger cock than you already are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 7 minutes ago, Snatch said: A joke? Pathetic Stickers. Of you run now little puppy. You need to find yet another humourless avatar. Maybe this time one that Roops won't tell you off about. Bit embarrassing for you that was little Billy. Made you look a bigger cock than you already are. You have to pick your battles snatch, and as you can see I'm fighting on a lot of fronts here. Roops, she's Russia, the eastern front. A hairy, vodka swilling fearsome peasant woman from Stalingrad. You... You're more 1938 Poland. Ripe for the taking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: You have to pick your battles snatch, and as you can see I'm fighting on a lot of fronts here. Roops, she's Russia, the eastern front. A hairy, vodka swilling fearsome peasant woman from Stalingrad. You... You're more 1938 Poland. Ripe for the taking. And you must be Nazi Germany the way a lot of cunts here despise you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: You have to pick your battles snatch, and as you can see I'm fighting on a lot of fronts here. Roops, she's Russia, the eastern front. A hairy, vodka swilling fearsome peasant woman from Stalingrad. You... You're more 1938 Poland. Ripe for the taking. I was curious about what happened to your avatar, Bill. Why did you have to change it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I was curious about what happened to your avatar, Bill. Why did you have to change it? Roops slapped him down yet again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I was curious about what happened to your avatar, Bill. Why did you have to change it? I have a pact with Russia for the time being. She's giving me intelligence on the various minnows. I know Snatch's postcode, and the names of his friends and family. They'll all be in a ghetto outside Birmingham station by next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: Roops slapped him down yet again. Oh dear, it must have been one nasty cunt of an avatar, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I have a pact with Russia for the time being. She's giving me intelligence on the various minnows. I know Snatch's postcode, and the names of his friends and family. They'll all be in a ghetto outside Birmingham station by next week. If only you really did know. Idiot. 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Oh dear, it must have been one nasty cunt of an avatar, then. Not really,it was just pathetic. Much like his ID. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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