camberwell gypsy Posted November 17, 2016 Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 On 13/11/2016 at 9:48 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Gonna start drinking scotch now so hopefully I can fall asleep tonight and not sit here all night reading through the shit on here. Looked at open corner and discovered I had my own thread. Aww you guys. You lucky bastard. I don't have one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 17, 2016 Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 On 14/11/2016 at 7:53 PM, Piston said: Hello, would you like to see my cock? As long as its been chopped off and deep fried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 17, 2016 Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: As long as its been chopped off and deep fried. Careful, Pen. That might not be Kosher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 17, 2016 Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Careful, Pen. That might not be Kosher I eat black pudding as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 17, 2016 Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 My thoughts and prayers are with Walnut's family although I hear that his mother and sisters were all dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 17, 2016 Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: My thoughts and prayers are with Walnut's family although I hear that his mother and sisters were all dogs. Right bitches at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 17, 2016 Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 47 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No need to call Sondra Locke a monkey God she really was a runny nosed drip, and her singing "what's a girl to do" in every which way was truly cringeworthy . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 On 13/11/2016 at 16:29, Guest Quincy Cockfingers said: Withers, allow me. Eric, if withers senses grassing, one can take it as the gospel truth, for nobody, but nobody is more learned in the sphere of grassing than he. In fact, he is the perfect grassometer. He has pointed the green finger at you, and the weight of evidence is undeniable. Your entrance has been crude, noisy and pig-ignorant. It's as if a stranger has walked into the house uninvited, shouting and weeping and treading dog shit over the carpets- then complaining about the colour scheme. I'm not sure where you go from here, for nobody in record has ever made such a cunt of themselves in such a short time, ever, but you could begin by learning some proper respect for your betters. @Frank Quincy was the best. R.I.P. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: @Frank Quincy was the best. R.I.P. He truly was, if only in that by dredging up his long dead post you've reminded us that when it comes to grassing, you were the original and best. Oh Witherssssss, cooeyyy! Filthy French snake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 On 12/11/2016 at 19:04, Witheredscrote said: So an aged dog is to be put 'to sleep' and its owner goes on Facebook. 100's of people join Walnut for his last drag on a Devon beach. Open your eyes you stupid thick cunts, all around you there are kids being abused, shit and lawlessness, and social injustice. Do you do anything about these issues, do you fuck. Its just a pity there wasn't a Devon tsunami at that very moment that washed all these wankers, and the fucking dog away. This shit made National news for fucks sake. This is a bit like saying 'we must first tackle all of the world's problems before an ageing dog can be treated with love and respect'. Pointless nom from a pointless faux French blow-off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: This is a bit like saying 'we must first tackle all of the world's problems before an ageing dog can be treated with love and respect'. Pointless nom from a pointless faux French blow-off. You can't expect anyone who is part of a race that burns sheep alive and eats anything that breathes, to have the slightest empathy when it comes to animals. The French are the Chinks of Europe, and should be wiped off the face of God's green Earth. Let's hope Ze Germans finally reveal their hand and go back to a policy of Blitzkrieg instead of one of subtle economic domination. @Witheredscrote your days are numbered here, fuck off and never show your face in these hallowed halls again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: You can't expect anyone who is part of a race that burns sheep alive and eats anything that breathes, to have the slightest empathy when it comes to animals. The French are the Chinks of Europe, and should be wiped off the face of God's green Earth. Let's hope Ze Germans finally reveal their hand and go back to a policy of Blitzkrieg instead of one of subtle economic domination. @Witheredscrote your days are numbered here, fuck off and never show your face in these hallowed halls again. Imagine Withers as a little boy during the Nazi occupation. Greedily stuffing his face with Gestapo chocolate while his freshly grassed up neighbours are in the town square getting a Luger to the back of the head. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine Withers as a little boy during the Nazi occupation. Greedily stuffing his face with Gestapo chocolate while his freshly grassed up neighbours are in the town square getting a Luger to the back of the head. First thing that's made me openly laugh out loud since my return. Class. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine Withers as a little boy during the Nazi occupation. Greedily stuffing his face with Gestapo chocolate while his freshly grassed up neighbours are in the town square getting a Luger to the back of the head. They used to hang 'em high! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They used to hang 'em high! Jed Cooper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 Britain is a nation of dog lovers. Some have served time for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine Withers as a little boy during the Nazi occupation. Greedily stuffing his face with Gestapo chocolate while his freshly grassed up neighbours are in the town square getting a Luger to the back of the head. Surely it would be Swiss chocolate that they've swapped for gold and pieces of art. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 7 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Surely it would be Swiss chocolate that they've swapped for gold and pieces of art. Probably. I stole the idea from 'Enemy At The Gates' anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Probably. I stole the idea from 'Enemy At The Gates' anyway. A great film spoilt by that Law cunt. You could have stuck a russian uniform on a railway sleeper and got more character. And it would have been cheaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: A great film spoilt by that Law cunt. You could have stuck a russian uniform on a railway sleeper and got more character. And it would have been cheaper. Was he Russian? I thought he was a fucking postman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Was he Russian? I thought he was a fucking postman. Yeah; Postman Prat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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