Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 17, 2016 Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 Where I work (lets pretend I have a job for a second, boys and girls) the gents toilets are quite cramped. The bank of urinals are only a couple of feet from the sinks. Every once in a while some filthy cunt comes in and washes their mug in the sink while I'm mid-micturation. So far so nasty, but one time some cunt was making a Tuna Nicoise in a wee tupperware right next to the urinal. Mid piss and this cunt is cracking open a can of tuna and draining the brine down the sink. All comfortably within the overspray zone. Second prize go to those "OCD" cunts who soak the fucking place and use fifty hand towels, or block the toilets because they have to mummify the fucking loo seat before they can sit down. Used to work with one of these cunts, with his own special soap and all. Cunt would be outside smoking a cigarette on the hour every hour. Not so OCD about the state of his lungs, the lying cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 In my youthful anarchist days we used to block and flood shopping centre toilets. And in some cases use hammers on them. Lol I'm not sure why. I'll keep my mouth shut lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 2 hours ago, Extremecunt said: In my youthful anarchist days we used to block and flood shopping centre toilets. And in some cases use hammers on them. Lol I'm not sure why. I'll keep my mouth shut lol. Because it was fun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 3 hours ago, Extremecunt said: In my youthful anarchist days we used to block and flood shopping centre toilets. And in some cases use hammers on them. Lol I'm not sure why. I'll keep my mouth shut lol. You were no anarchist, that was mere Boy's Brigade behaviour. Bet you enjoyed the uniform. Hammers, fucking amateurs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 29 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: You were no anarchist, that was mere Boy's Brigade behaviour. Bet you enjoyed the uniform. Hammers, fucking amateurs! It was a timmy mallet's mallet actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 10 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Where I work (lets pretend I have a job for a second, boys and girls) the gents toilets are quite cramped. The bank of urinals are only a couple of feet from the sinks. Every once in a while some filthy cunt comes in and washes their mug in the sink while I'm mid-micturation. So far so nasty, but one time some cunt was making a Tuna Nicoise in a wee tupperware right next to the urinal. Mid piss and this cunt is cracking open a can of tuna and draining the brine down the sink. All comfortably within the overspray zone. Second prize go to those "OCD" cunts who soak the fucking place and use fifty hand towels, or block the toilets because they have to mummify the fucking loo seat before they can sit down. Used to work with one of these cunts, with his own special soap and all. Cunt would be outside smoking a cigarette on the hour every hour. Not so OCD about the state of his lungs, the lying cunt. This is certainly a niche nom, Tata, and provides an insight into your life. Forgive me, but I thought all the Remploy factories were shut down by the government? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 13 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Where I work (lets pretend I have a job for a second, boys and girls) the gents toilets are quite cramped. The bank of urinals are only a couple of feet from the sinks. Every once in a while some filthy cunt comes in and washes their mug in the sink while I'm mid-micturation. So far so nasty, but one time some cunt was making a Tuna Nicoise in a wee tupperware right next to the urinal. Mid piss and this cunt is cracking open a can of tuna and draining the brine down the sink. All comfortably within the overspray zone. Second prize go to those "OCD" cunts who soak the fucking place and use fifty hand towels, or block the toilets because they have to mummify the fucking loo seat before they can sit down. Used to work with one of these cunts, with his own special soap and all. Cunt would be outside smoking a cigarette on the hour every hour. Not so OCD about the state of his lungs, the lying cunt. Well there you go! If this isn't a penalty kick of an opportunity for high-jinks then you're not the man I think you are....by which I mean...oh help...erm.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 13 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Second prize go to those "OCD" cunts who soak the fucking place and use fifty hand towels, or block the toilets because they have to mummify the fucking loo seat before they can sit down. Used to work with one of these cunts, with his own special soap and all. Cunt would be outside smoking a cigarette on the hour every hour. Not so OCD about the state of his lungs, the lying cunt. Do you work for Norfolk Council? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 I never used the toilet at school. Which meant an agonising walk home at home time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I never used the toilet at school. Which meant an agonising walk home at home time What, past all those gardens? Talk about foreshadowing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I never used the toilet at school. Which meant an agonising walk home at home time Litre of washing up liquid in the cistern and watch the next user being chased out of cubicle by a 4 foot bubble monster. Happy times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Litre of washing up liquid in the cistern and watch the next user being chased out of cubicle by a 4 foot bubble monster. Happy times. Shit in the cistern (top decking). Always good to do to somebody who pisses you off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Shit in the cistern (top decking). Always good to do to somebody who pisses you off And it would certainly confuse them if immediately after you planted the turd they removed the lid to deposit one of those jeyes bloo things in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: What, past all those gardens? Talk about foreshadowing... Didn't make it a few times 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 We had hi jinx with the Class 156 Sprinter trains. In the vestibule behind the toilet there was the cover over a flush switch. That used to be used to cure cunts who were hiding in the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 13 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: We had hi jinx with the Class 156 Sprinter trains. In the vestibule behind the toilet there was the cover over a flush switch. That used to be used to cure cunts who were hiding in the toilet. I believe some of the guards were drilling holes so they could see into the toilet. A telltale sight was a nut and bolt which had been used to fill the hole when it was discovered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I believe some of the guards were drilling holes so they could see into the toilet. A telltale sight was a nut and bolt which had been used to fill the hole when it was discovered. Had not heard of that one. Back in the steam days at Crewe there was a driver who carried a small hand drill around with him so that he could drill holes between compartments on coaches so he could peep into the next compartment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 21 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: We had hi jinx with the Class 156 Sprinter trains. In the vestibule behind the toilet there was the cover over a flush switch. That used to be used to cure cunts who were hiding in the toilet. Fuck off, Doctor fucking Beeching cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fuck off, Doctor fucking Beeching cunt. That would have been a better title for that shit series with Paul Shane and the other annoying cunt from Hi de Hi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fuck off, Doctor fucking Beeching cunt. Why not follow the advice you gave to Frank and make a dignified exit. Boring two faced twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 33 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Had not heard of that one. Back in the steam days at Crewe there was a driver who carried a small hand drill around with him so that he could drill holes between compartments on coaches so he could peep into the next compartment. Shouldn't the cunt have been driving the train? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 13 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Why not follow the advice you gave to Frank and make a dignified exit. Boring two faced twat. It doesn't take a Janus to realise that the ramblings of a train spotting, piss soaked, Thomas the Tank Engine loving old cunt are not welcome here. Fuck off and die, you decrepit bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 4 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Shouldn't the cunt have been driving the train? It was when he was travelling passenger between jobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 I have a soft spot for Deltics and Sulzer Peaks. Proper, solidly built British locomotives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 3 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I have a soft spot for Deltics and Sulzer Peaks. Proper, solidly built British locomotives. The Deltic engine has always fascinated me. Brilliant engineering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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