Earl of Punkape Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: What a complete and utter pile of watery, student-angst fuelled, fucking tosh your noms are. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Just now, Bubba C said: What a complete and utter pile of watery, student-angst fuelled, fucking tosh your noms are. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fella in green clearly has some size envy. Nor would he be membership material for my golf club.... Its near Manky in Manchester ? One of Mankys aggressive chav mates from Moss Side ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Nor would he be membership material for my golf club.... Yeah... it was more of a baseball swing, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 This is better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: This is better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I briefly called into a hotel today, and they had BBC1 News on in the background. The sound was muted, so instead I was treated to hotel lobby muzak. While this was playing, I watched firstly as an irate coloured gentlemen started attacking a lorry driver in what appeared to be a road rage incident. This culminated in the angry chap smashing the driver's side window with a shovel. All of this was lovingly captured on shaky hand-held camera. The news then jumped to one of those endless desert wars, with malnourished children tooling around in rubble, slowly wasting away to nothing. Tears, misery and buildings with bullet holes in the walls. All that shite. My point is this: If you say you don't follow the news then people call you ignorant and close-minded. However, while the BBC claims to be the bastion of non-biased journalism, I feel that their coverage has become more sensationalist over time. I felt helpless watching these random acts of violence injustice. Yet, this was the 18:00 news report, and thousands of cunts would be watching this while eating their dinner. Are we meant to feel like small, helpless ants at the end of the day? Are we meant to feel like we can make any difference about these endless desert 'proxy' wars? I sit here eating my dinner while watching some desert cunt starve to death or some other cunt get their head kicked in, all lovingly narrated by George Alagiah? The stats tell us we live in surprisingly non-violent and crime-free times, but these news report cunts constantly push the narrative that we are generally unsafe, at risk and shouldn't try and rock the boat. Agreed Dan, i decided a while back that the TV would be off when it's meal times as it's not just the news that uploads my rage but also poxy charity adverts about starving cunts that shouldn't be starving after all the fucking money that is pumped into feeding the fucking world !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: What's your fucking problem? There's nothing like a good scrap on the hard shoulder. I'll have you know that if you had caused any damage to my Range Rover and got even slightly aggressive I would spatter you all over 3rd lane you soft cunt. Do you want some ? Me and you Spunky, straightener on the cobbles and don't get any other ideas.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 8 minutes ago, Fender777 said: Me and you Spunky, straightener on the cobbles and don't get any other ideas.. Name a time and a place..... and a doctor for yourself.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: What's your fucking problem? There's nothing like a good scrap on the hard shoulder. I'll have you know that if you had caused any damage to my Range Rover and got even slightly aggressive I would spatter you all over 3rd lane you soft cunt. Do you want some ? This sounds familiar, are you Chris Eubank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 37 minutes ago, Punkape said: Name a time and a place..... and a doctor for yourself.... Friday outside your house, say about 7 in the evening, hopefully you will be awake by then after so much sleep from the arse surfing the night before, and bring a mortician for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernhard Howser Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 Personally, I think that anyone who watches the BBC, especially for the news is a bit of a dipstick. But that goes for all the other channels too. It's just a load of bollocks and lies to brainwash all the fuckwits who watch them before the soaps come on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 8 hours ago, Punkape said: Name a time and a place..... and a doctor for yourself.... A doctor? Are you going to share your AIDS with him? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: This sounds familiar, are you Chris Eubank? Kwiss Eubank surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: This sounds familiar, are you Chris Eubank? Reported - racism. You can't call Ewebanks punkape. You can call him a smugly annoying piece of shit who would benefit from a pair of jump leads permanently attached to his balls, a self righteous cunt or a bounty though (this works equally well if the names are reversed - except the bounty bar bit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 8 hours ago, Bernhard Howser said: Personally, I think that anyone who watches the BBC, especially for the news is a bit of a dipstick. But that goes for all the other channels too. It's just a load of bollocks and lies to brainwash all the fuckwits who watch them before the soaps come on. Watching or reading the news is akin to listening to a politician. What they say is not as important as what they don't say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntsman said: Reported - racism. You can't call Ewebanks punkape. You can call him a smugly annoying piece of shit who would benefit from a pair of jump leads permanently attached to his balls, a self righteous cunt or a bounty though (this works equally well if the names are reversed - except the bounty bar bit) How is that racism ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: How is that racism ? Ewebanksism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 13 hours ago, Fender777 said: Me and you Spunky, straightener on the cobbles and don't get any other ideas.. Pair a fucking wankers!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 4 hours ago, Cuntsman said: Reported - racism. You can't call Ewebanks punkape. You can call him a smugly annoying piece of shit who would benefit from a pair of jump leads permanently attached to his balls, a self righteous cunt or a bounty though (this works equally well if the names are reversed - except the bounty bar bit) I say old chap. I was merely pointing out that 'Cwith Eubank did indeed splatter some poor cunt all over the 3rd lane of a motorway, with a range rover no less! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 17 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Ewebanksism? Ah. okidoki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 This mornings sports news was typical pc bollocks from the Saville hiding cunts,a story and video of some fucking split arse scoring a goal in women's football (whatever that is) and then an article about Southgate being appointed full time boss,in whose fucking world does Southgate's news follow useless titted cunts kicking a ball (badly)?The BBC's that's who....fucking paedo loving cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: This mornings sports news was typical pc bollocks from the Saville hiding cunts,a story and video of some fucking split arse scoring a goal in women's football (whatever that is) and then an article about Southgate being appointed full time boss,in whose fucking world does Southgate's news follow useless titted cunts kicking a ball (badly)?The BBC's that's who....fucking paedo loving cunts From what I've seen woman's football is where a bunch of nasty lezzers with grass stained knees get together and play better than all of the over paid poofters in the men's division. Even in this form it's still totally gay, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: From what I've seen woman's football is where a bunch of nasty lezzers with grass stained knees get together and play better than all of the over paid poofters in the men's division. Even in this form it's still totally gay, though. If just one person is called Donna, or perish the thought, Gaynor, then the whole thing is just cat fight on a council estate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 21 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I briefly called into a hotel today, and they had BBC1 News on in the background. The sound was muted, so instead I was treated to hotel lobby muzak. While this was playing, I watched firstly as an irate coloured gentlemen started attacking a lorry driver in what appeared to be a road rage incident. This culminated in the angry chap smashing the driver's side window with a shovel. All of this was lovingly captured on shaky hand-held camera. The news then jumped to one of those endless desert wars, with malnourished children tooling around in rubble, slowly wasting away to nothing. Tears, misery and buildings with bullet holes in the walls. All that shite. My point is this: If you say you don't follow the news then people call you ignorant and close-minded. However, while the BBC claims to be the bastion of non-biased journalism, I feel that their coverage has become more sensationalist over time. I felt helpless watching these random acts of violence injustice. Yet, this was the 18:00 news report, and thousands of cunts would be watching this while eating their dinner. Are we meant to feel like small, helpless ants at the end of the day? Are we meant to feel like we can make any difference about these endless desert 'proxy' wars? I sit here eating my dinner while watching some desert cunt starve to death or some other cunt get their head kicked in, all lovingly narrated by George Alagiah? The stats tell us we live in surprisingly non-violent and crime-free times, but these news report cunts constantly push the narrative that we are generally unsafe, at risk and shouldn't try and rock the boat. Thank you Freeborn John fucking Lilburne for yet another essay length edition of your routine social commentary. Shove your fucking stats up your arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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