Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: That was just damn right fucking vindictive not to mention nasty. You started it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You started it.... I'll bloody finish it too.. ? Driving Home For Christmas ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Who are these dicks that pay money to Moonpig? Christ, anyone can knock up an image with an ever so witty caption on it. Email to your loved ones, (or if you're Frank, to people you know) for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: Who are these dicks that pay money to Moonpig? Cunts took a tenner from me. Still not received my pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Cunts took a tenner from me. Still not received my pig. it's a fuckin a con Tatty. The pigs are all on the moon, so technically the cunts can say they've sold you one. All you have to do is go and pick it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 I bet you have a blow up Santa laying on your bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: You know Christmas is here when the first diabolical strains of "Last Christmas" by Georgecunt Michael waft out par-tout by radio, on musak speakers and other lugubrious audio transmission tools. On the other hand.......you might enjoy it but you may well have HIV too...... Fuck off. What's the similarity between George Michael and a pair of Wellington boots?..................they both get sucked off in bogs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 6 hours ago, Punkape said: You know Christmas is here when the first diabolical strains of "Last Christmas" by Georgecunt Michael waft out par-tout by radio, on musak speakers and other lugubrious audio transmission tools. On the other hand.......you might enjoy it but you may well have HIV too...... Fuck off. Do you live in a social housing development? Doesn't Georgious Popalopidus hail from the same village as that greasy shit stain Kleftiko? Snappy Snaps are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 15 hours ago, Punkape said: I'm off for Christmas soon. I'm going to enjoy abusing cunts who refer to the Winter Solstice. Your made up church stole all the old festivals. So fuck you and your Roman fiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Your made up church stole all the old festivals. So fuck you and your Roman fiction. The one and only true church. You should repent your sins and prepare for God.Being a heathen isn't an option. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Being a heathen isn't an option. Cretin. Who says, why not? You poor little lamb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 3 hours ago, Punkape said: The one and only true church. You should repent your sins and prepare for God.Being a heathen isn't an option. Cretin. Come on Punky, don't start all this nonsense again. Before you know it you'll be ranting about homosexuality and AIDS. Chill the fuck out, you ridiculous fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Come on Punky, don't start all this nonsense again. Before you know it you'll be ranting about homosexuality and AIDS. Chill the fuck out, you ridiculous fool. You too should pray to God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You too should pray to God. Do you work to some kind of rota with your chosen topics? You've been heavily queer / AIDS biased lately, with little religious content (aka bollocks), but now you seem to have gone full-on with the sky fairy shit. Perhaps you need a firmware upgrade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 19 hours ago, Fender777 said: I bet you have a blow up Santa laying on your bed. What is this soft shit Bender. Have you found God, or are you having a breakdown. Get a grip and get out the hammers, you're a fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 On 16/12/2016 at 10:34 PM, Tata Steely Dan said: As Genesis once sang: The carpet crawlers heed their callers,We've got to get in to get out. They're cunts then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 On 16/12/2016 at 11:23 PM, Snatch said: It was half a dozen half pint glasses and you just want to see his penis. You do know he was a friend of The Krays don't you. Was he a friend of Dorothy as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 12 hours ago, Ape said: Do you work to some kind of rota with your chosen topics? You've been heavily queer / AIDS biased lately, with little religious content (aka bollocks), but now you seem to have gone full-on with the sky fairy shit. Perhaps you need a firmware upgrade? When do you do your Christmas shop at Tesco ? As usual you will be persistently henpecked by your wife as you traipse around the ailes like chav oiks.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 51 minutes ago, Punkape said: When do you do your Christmas shop at Tesco ? As usual you will be persistently henpecked by your wife as you traipse around the ailes like chav oiks.... lol. Better than sucking cocks in the "picnic area" next to the golf club you wish you could join. Go and pray then like you tell everyone else, less time on here to make yourself even more of a repetitive prick. moron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 26 minutes ago, Punkape said: When do you do your Christmas shop at Tesco ? As usual you will be persistently henpecked by your wife as you traipse around the ailes like chav oiks.... lol. Ah, the old Tesco subroutine eh? This must be the Punkape.exe version of safe mode, where instead of a minimal set of drivers being loaded, a minimal amount of originality, humour and intelligence are called. Fuck off you piece of binary fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Ah, the old Tesco subroutine eh? This must be the Punkape.exe version of safe mode, where instead of a minimal set of drivers being loaded, a minimal amount of originality, humour and intelligence are called. Fuck off you piece of binary fucking shit. In todays lingo wouldn't Punky be considered specifically non-binary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 On 16/12/2016 at 11:58 PM, Fender777 said: I bet you have a blow up Santa laying on your bed. That reminds me, I must dig out that blow up Gary Barlow I got for christmas last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 3 hours ago, Punkape said: When do you do your Christmas shop at Tesco ? As usual you will be persistently henpecked by your wife as you traipse around the ailes like chav oiks.... lol. Only a few more days before you can watch the Queens Christmas message on channel 4. 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: In todays lingo wouldn't Punky be considered specifically non-binary? No,he is known as a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Mistletoe n wine. .cracking choon Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 4 hours ago, nobgobbler said: That reminds me, I must dig out that blow up Gary Barlow I got for christmas last year. http://tinyurl.com/bl0wup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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