Eric Cuntman Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 9 minutes ago, ratcum said: So Authoritah, when you said you'd burned those Welsh people, you actually hadn't? This changes everything. Next you'll be telling me you're not a transgender horse reliever. Cunt. No those are true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 BBC Radio 1's very own gangsta Tim Westwood, who grew up on da mean streetz of Norwich. Oh – and his dad was a vicar. Freeeeeestyle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No those are true. ...and you finding the Statue of Liberty's clitoris? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: ...and you finding the Statue of Liberty's clitoris? That was a slight fib, I actually found The outer labia of Abe Lincoln at the Washington memorial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: So Authoritah, when you said you'd burned those Welsh people, you actually hadn't? This changes everything. Next you'll be telling me you're not a transgender horse reliever. Cunt. Quite an eye opener for me too Ratty. It appears our Eric is not such a savoury character after all. I defended and supported him when he was suffering a vicious attack from Frank, and he turned on me. With any luck he will get beaten up by Jaywick pikeys. That's if he does actually live near Jaywick, the lying cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Quite an eye opener for me too Ratty. It appears our Eric is not such a savoury character after all. I defended and supported him when he was suffering a vicious attack from Frank, and he turned on me. With any luck he will get beaten up by Jaywick pikeys. That's if he does actually live near Jaywick, the lying cunt. An unlikely scenario Withers. All Jaywick residents are either disabled or heavily drunk, this renders them completely incapable of fighting, like the French. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: An unlikely scenario Withers. All Jaywick residents are either disabled or heavily drunk, this renders them completely incapable of fighting, like the French. You're being a little hard on the French, Eric. They are the best in the world at fighting, only they do it while running backwards and shouting obscenities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 22 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You're being a little hard on the French, Eric. They are the best in the world at fighting, only they do it while running backwards and shouting obscenities. Indeed Wolfie, their military personnel can be identified by sunburnt armpits and pristine, unfired rifles, and of course their regimental colours, a white cross on a white background. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Indeed Wolfie, their military personnel can be identified by sunburnt armpits and pristine, unfired rifles, and of course their regimental colours, a white cross on a white background. What I never quite understand is the same applies to the Italians, but their vehicles having 1 fwd, 4 reverse gears. I've never known an italian vehicle reliable enough to actually get into 3rd gear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: What I never quite understand is the same applies to the Italians, but their vehicles having 1 fwd, 4 reverse gears. I've never known an italian vehicle reliable enough to actually get into 3rd gear? Ding, for how long have you and Proper been an item? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ding, for how long have you and Proper been an item? Slightly longer than you have been intelligent. Never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Slightly longer than you have been intelligent. Never. Superb. Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: Superb. Fucking idiot. You have yet to post anything above pure shite. Actually, pure shite licked from Decs' arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 (edited) Worked with one of these pricks this week,broke his phone one day and then next morning after being given an iPhone and proudly showing it to me ,said "man's got a iPhone innit"...hes 32,white and was born in norfolk! Deleted Edited February 4, 2017 by Rick_B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stubby Pecker Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Neil said: Worked with one of these pricks this week,broke his phone one day and then next morning after being given an iPhone and proudly showing it to me ,said "man's got a iPhone innit"...hes 32,white and was born in norfolk! Deleted Norfolk you say? Decs got a new iphone? You really are gullible if you believed he was 32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Neil said: Worked with one of these pricks this week,broke his phone one day and then next morning after being given an iPhone and proudly showing it to me ,said "man's got a iPhone innit"...hes 32,white and was born in norfolk! Deleted Kill it before it breeds. Edited February 4, 2017 by Rick_B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Norfolk you say? Decs got a new iphone? You really are gullible if you believed he was 32 Decs wouldn't know where to start with an iPhone,the cunt's still struggling with light switches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 15 minutes ago, Neil said: Decs wouldn't know where to start with an iPhone,the cunt's still struggling with light switches Neil, you grubby sexual predator. Do the terms of your license allow you to venture into Norwich city centre? I've been in the Belgian Monk this weekend and there's a right tasty sort behind the bar just begging to be abducted in the back of your Bedford Rascal mini-van. I've put in a good word, she seems quite classy though, so I'd bring along your diamante studded Stanley knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Neil, you grubby sexual predator. Do the terms of your license allow you to venture into Norwich city centre? I've been in the Belgian Monk this weekend and there's a right tasty sort behind the bar just begging to be abducted in the back of your Bedford Rascal mini-van. I've put in a good word, she seems quite classy though, so I'd bring along your diamante studded Stanley knife. Is that the Belgian Monk on Pottergate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that the Belgian Monk on Pottergate? It is, I mainly frequent it because it's the only place I know where I can buy Gulden Draak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 Is Belgian Monk cockney rhyming slang? Ps cheers for the tip off,I'll tell Mrs N that someone told me that the place is worth a look so I can get a gander at her jugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: It is, I mainly frequent it because it's the only place I know where I can buy Gulden Draak. Golden Draak's nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that the Belgian Monk on Pottergate? Yep,at the other end of the church is a pub named after Punkape......The Iron House Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 On 26/01/2017 at 11:33 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Do you have the addresses of all these cunts? I've had a bad week and doing all of them with a pickaxe handle would cheer me up in ways I can't describe. Not a fucking male hormone amongst them. I wouldn't blame the female race if they stopped being fucked by this lot and simply splattered spunk on their shoes and let flies inseminate them....much more attractive. I fear for the western world when the nutters grow up playing with AKs and our lot grow up playing with hair product and cindy dolls. Fags the lot of em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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