Decimus Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Well the tone of some of the posts on here is becoming drab and humourless and when you try to inject something funny you are just cut to pieces. I thought you should be raising the general standard not defending a few of the lowest common denominators on this site to whom I'm simply returning what they send out. LOL Happy New Year Mrs R has politely requested that you cease and desist your antagonistic, shit slinging assault on all and sundry. I suggest that you follow her advice and buck your ideas up before The Hat logs on and shit gets real. It's New Year's Eve and he's an angry drunk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Well the tone of some of the posts on here is becoming drab and humourless and when you try to inject something funny you are just cut to pieces. I thought you should be raising the general standard not defending a few of the lowest common denominators on this site to whom I'm simply returning what they send out. LOL Happy New Year You deluded fucking spastic. You’ve about a drab and humourless as it’s possible to be (with the obvious exception of @JohnnySaucePants). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 9 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: You’ve about a drab and humourless as it’s possible to be Does nobody remember Ding? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Does nobody remember Ding? The North remembers. Numquam veniam. Numquam obliviscar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Does nobody remember Ding? Fuck. That’s put things into perspective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Does nobody remember Ding? He might have yammered on a bit, but that cunt knew how to convert a perfectly legal 12ft lb air rifle into an 1100 fps man killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 Machined piston..PTFE tape..enlarged port..slightly over stressed spring an the guts moly'd up ta fuk PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Machined piston..PTFE tape..enlarged port..slightly over stressed spring an the guts moly'd up ta fuk PANZERMURPHYBABY Just ream out the transfer port about 0.7 mm, and put a couple of drops of diesel in the cylinder after you've cocked it.. Compression ignition is a wonderful thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 Mm..ive heard of that process ..risk is the piston absorbing the gas pressure n damping down the the power PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Just ream out the transfer port about 0.7 mm, and put a couple of drops of diesel in the cylinder after you've cocked it.. Compression ignition is a wonderful thing. I'm glad you didn't accidentally delete this bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 9 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Machined piston..PTFE tape..enlarged port..slightly over stressed spring an the guts moly'd up ta fuk PANZERMURPHYBABY And all you need then is ammo. Maris Piper sounds made for the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: And all you need then is ammo. Maris Piper sounds made for the job. Bally baby..thought youd be out polishin yer nua wanked out hape PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He might have yammered on a bit, but that cunt knew how to convert a perfectly legal 12ft lb air rifle into an 1100 fps man killer. He knew fuck all about committees, though. Hopefully he used his Girl Guides firearms knowledge to shoot himself in his fat, fucking Benny Hill head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 10 minutes ago, Goober said: I'm glad you didn't accidentally delete this bit. Why would I have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 7 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Bally baby..thought youd be out polishin yer nua wanked out hape PANZERMURPHYBABY I might be if I had the slightest idea what you’re on about. Don’t make us colonise you again just to make you speak the Queens English properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 14 minutes ago, Goober said: I'm glad you didn't accidentally delete this bit. Don't do it with a decent air rifle. Once you put diesel in it, it will smoke for about 25 shots afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Don't do it with a decent air rifle. Once you put diesel in it, it will smoke for about 25 shots afterwards. I think my Webley Mk3 would have had its chips after one shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: I might be if I had the slightest idea what you’re on about. Don’t make us colonise you again just to make you speak the Queens English properly. ah now bally baby..yer people are the ones staring down the barrel of colonisation PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 Just now, PANZER MURPHY said: ah now bally baby..yer people are the ones staring down the barrel of colonisation PANZERMURPHYBABY Talk to the sash Panzy, the bowler hat’s not listening. Happy new year ya unwashed, savage. 👊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 5 minutes ago, Goober said: I think my Webley Mk3 would have had its chips after one shot. I had a Webley Vulcan. Twangy, too much recoil, too heavy... I fucking loved it when I was 14. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I had a Webley Vulcan. Twangy, too much recoil, too heavy... I fucking loved it when I was 14. I was about the same age when I got the Mk3. My brother had a BSA Meteor. The Mk3 does nicely for grey squirrels in the garden though. Anything larger than that that needs sorting and it's time to open the gun cabinet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: Talk to the sash Panzy, the bowler hat’s not listening. Happy new year ya unwashed, savage. 👊 Theyll soon be in a museum bally baby and whats left of unionizm will be the monster raving looney party of dail eireann PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: You deluded fucking spastic. You’ve about a drab and humourless as it’s possible to be (with the obvious exception of @JohnnySaucePants). Try doing a nom of your own instead of defiling everything that's put up. It might restore your self respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Theyll soon be in a museum bally baby and whats left of unionizm will be the monster raving looney party of dail eireann PANZERMURPHYBABY And Dublin will be twinned with Wuhan City. Catholics will be the new Uyghurs, internment version 2.0. Your slant eyed masters might even add the year of the mick to their calendar. Fuck knows how long it’s going to take you lot to learn mandarin. Half a fucking century and you still speak English worse than a 3 year old Harvey Price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: And Dublin will be twinned with Wuhan City. Catholics will be the new Uyghurs, internment version 2.0. Your slant eyed masters might even add the year of the mick to their calendar. Fuck knows how long it’s going to take you lot to learn mandarin. Half a fucking century and you still speak English worse than a 3 year old Harvey Price. Ya should tell the brethren to apply to nicola to see if they can have their ancestral slums n dirt farms back as theres too many filthy taigs and more following PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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