The Sun Bingo

[Guest Lady Penelope]

I start off with fifty quid and now I've nothing

[colonelkurtz]

But you must have enjoyed the beach parties,barbecues,mixing with attractive cool types and all the endless assorted "fun" things that you get to do according to the tv adverts

[Guest Lady Penelope]

2 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said:

But you must have enjoyed the beach parties,barbecues,mixing with attractive cool types and all the endless assorted "fun" things that you get to do according to the tv adverts

There is a beach here in Torquay so I did not have t win to do those assorted fun things.

[PANZER MURPHY]

33 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said:

I start off with fifty quid and now I've nothing

Gambling and games of chance are the devil's work pen baby. .turn away from the garish lights and empty promises 

Panzerknacker 

[Eric Cuntman]

25 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said:

But you must have enjoyed the beach parties,barbecues,mixing with attractive cool types and all the endless assorted "fun" things that you get to do according to the tv adverts

I nominated this a couple of weeks ago, it's hilarious the way that 'Foxy Bingo' portrays it's clientele as attractive, well dressed, classy women, living happy, successful lives. The reality is a horde of fat, tattooed chavs with a brood of multi-coloured brats clogging up the benefits system.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I nominated this a couple of weeks ago, it's hilarious the way that 'Foxy Bingo' portrays it's clientele as attractive, well dressed, classy women, living happy, successful lives. The reality is a horde of fat, tattooed chavs with a brood of multi-coloured brats clogging up the benefits system.

You really think The Lady Pen really looks like that? Yea, so do I.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

9 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Gambling and games of chance are the devil's work pen baby. .turn away from the garish lights and empty promises 

Panzerknacker 

I'm dangling the hook panzie and minnows are a biting.

[Eric Cuntman]

7 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

You really think The Lady Pen really looks like that? Yea, so do I.

No, I think she looks like a slightly drunk Lesley Joseph.

[Eric Cuntman]

12 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said:

I'm dangling the hook panzie and minnows are a biting.

Pen, please stop trying to pass yourself off as a 'Svengali-esque' puppet mistress, it's most unbecoming.

[Cuntybaws]

52 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Pen, please stop trying to pass yourself off as a 'Svengali-esque' puppet mistress, it's most unbecoming.

[Earl of Punkape]

10 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said:

There is a beach here in Torquay so I did not have t win to do those assorted fun things.

Torquay is for peasants.

I go Trevose, Rock or Saunton.

Fuck off.

[Stubby Pecker]

1 minute ago, Punkape said:

Torquay is for peasants.

I go Trevose, Rock or Saunton.

Fuck off.

And all the beaches in Brighton you raging homosexual 

[Eric Cuntman]

2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

That's her on our left isn't it? You've hacked her telex machine and got hold of her private photo collection! Any dirty ones of her in her 20's? With public figures of the era, like George IV?

[Witheredscrote]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

No, I think she looks like a slightly drunk Lesley Joseph.

More like a very dead Keith Joseph

[Eric Cuntman]

4 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Torquay is for peasants.

I go Trevose, Rock or Saunton.

Fuck off.

Devon is for oiks, I prefer to drive further and visit Lizard village and Kynance Cove.

[Cuntybaws]

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That's her on our left isn't it? You've hacked her telex machine and got hold of her private photo collection! Any dirty ones of her in her 20's? With public figures of the era, like George IV?

Telex, my arse, this was old-school phreaking on a mimeograph.

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said:

More like a very dead Keith Joseph

She was a personal friend of Joseph of Arimathea.

[Eric Cuntman]

4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Telex, my arse, this was old-school phreaking on a mimeograph.

We used to have our school circulars printed on a Spirit Duplicator, barely legible but you got high as a kite standing next to it when the school secretary was running it.

[camberwell gypsy]

36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That's her on our left isn't it? You've hacked her telex machine and got hold of her private photo collection! Any dirty ones of her in her 20's? With public figures of the era, like George IV?

George Formby more like

[Jake The Muss]

More fool you P for gambling..shame on you, can't you just knit a few jumpers instead.

[Eric Cuntman]

21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

George Formby more like

I've got one of those in the kitchen, did a cheese toastie on it earlier, it turned out nice again.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

9 hours ago, Punkape said:

Torquay is for peasants.

I go Trevose, Rock or Saunton.

Fuck off.

I suppose that you do the times bingo.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

9 hours ago, Punkape said:

Torquay is for peasants.

I go Trevose, Rock or Saunton.

Fuck off.

I bet that you are at Torquay on a regular basis and go to The Meadfoot and Candyfloss.