Eric Cuntman Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 53 minutes ago, Decimus said: I can't believe the felching Rupert cunt has only been absent for four months. He's got another three of slurping prison porridge through a gigantic Sudanese cock before he equals my seven months of unjustified clink. The difference is that he likes being bummed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: my seven months of unjustified clink. Papillon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 37 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The difference is that he likes being bummed. A little known characteristic of homosexuals apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 On 19/09/2021 at 10:21, southerncunt said: Dan wins hands down. I want the cunt to die a death of a thousand cuts. Good to see the tradies showing some bollocks and giving their gutless trade Union a bit of stick today SC. The spineless cunts taking the dues and then throwing them under the bus isn’t going to end well for the Union. I couldn’t help noticing the way the fucking scum cunts Vic Police were a lot less confrontational towards the construction workers than the anti lockdown protestors. The bully boy cunts didn’t fancy getting their fucking cunts kicked in I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Just now, Japspisshole said: You utter fucking tool Brilliant. Keep up the good work. This time next week you’ll be sucking Franks cock and Pen will be giving you likes. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 6 minutes ago, Japspisshole said: Uneducated scrotum Two posts in and your consistency is remarkable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Japspisshole said: You utter fucking tool Here we go. Either a sock puppet or another fucking newbie who'll last five minutes on here. Fucking tit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Two posts in and your consistency is remarkable. 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Here we go. Either a sock puppet or another fucking newbie who'll last five minutes on here. Fucking tit He actually PMd me to call me a 'scrotum'. It's someone we know, or a really stupid fucking cunt that wants me to whisper into their subconscious and turn their brain into cottage cheese. if it's someone we know, I'm going with @'eavensabove. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He actually PMd me to call me a 'scrotum'. It's someone we know, or a really stupid fucking cunt that wants me to whisper into their subconscious and turn their brain into cottage cheese. if it's someone we know, I'm going with @'eavensabove. Jazz is currently on the sea bed at Hemsby, surrounded by the remnants of his chalet shack and shards of "precious" glass cat ornaments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He actually PMd me to call me a 'scrotum'. It's someone we know, or a really stupid fucking cunt that wants me to whisper into their subconscious and turn their brain into cottage cheese. if it's someone we know, I'm going with @'eavensabove. A sleepless night ensued after this devastating retort? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: A sleepless night ensued after this devastating retort? That's the strange thing... it wasn't a retort. I had only just logged on, I wasn't even aware of his existence. I've never spoken to him and he's only just joined. Why specifically PM me to call me a scrotum? Hang on, the username @Japspisshole does utilise the letters J-S-P... @Mrs Roops, is this cunt anywhere near NZ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's the strange thing... it wasn't a retort. I had only just logged on, I wasn't even aware of his existence. I've never spoken to him and he's only just joined. Why specifically PM me to call me a scrotum? Hang on, the username @Japspisshole does utilise the letters J-S-P... @Mrs Roops, is this cunt anywhere near NZ? Maybe it's a Johnny Saucepants - Salty Pissflaps hybrid. What a truly hideous creature, not to mention a very disturbing thought, that would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's the strange thing... it wasn't a retort. I had only just logged on, I wasn't even aware of his existence. I've never spoken to him and he's only just joined. Why specifically PM me to call me a scrotum? Hang on, the username @Japspisshole does utilise the letters J-S-P... @Mrs Roops, is this cunt anywhere near NZ? Whoever it is it had me seriously perturbed last night. I couldn’t drop off to sleep for well over 3 minutes, thinking about the verbal attack it had launched at me without warning. I’d probably have shit my pants if I hadn’t been wearing the misusses thong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 3 hours ago, Goober said: Maybe it's a Johnny Saucepants - Salty Pissflaps hybrid. Like a Toyota Prius ringer, built from stolen parts, in a lock up somewhere in Tonga, by 25 stone natives who’d never seen a car before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 On 19/09/2021 at 21:32, Decimus said: I can't believe the felching Rupert cunt has only been absent for four months. He's got another three of slurping prison porridge through a gigantic Sudanese cock before he equals my seven months of unjustified clink. What for calling judgie a Satan worshiping, baby eating nonce or was there another one I missed? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: What for calling judgie a Satan worshiping, baby eating nonce or was there another one I missed? I innocently enquired why he spent his weekends peeking out of his window with a pair of binoculars. Next thing I know, I'm chained from the cooler ceiling by my bollocks being "re-educated" for half a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: I innocently enquired why he spent his weekends peeking out of his window with a pair of binoculars. Next thing I know, I'm chained from the cooler ceiling by my bollocks being "re-educated" for half a year. Spat at in the face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: ... @Mrs Roops, is this cunt anywhere near NZ? At present about 11,000 miles away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: At present about 11,000 miles away. Has it attempted a more recent comeback, M’aam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 14 hours ago, Decimus said: I innocently enquired why he spent his weekends peeking out of his window with a pair of binoculars. Next thing I know, I'm chained from the cooler ceiling by my bollocks being "re-educated" for half a year. Maybe he sees himself as a Jewish James Stewart in Rear Window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 On 20/09/2021 at 23:21, King Billy said: Brilliant. Keep up the good work. This time next week you’ll be sucking Franks cock and Pen will be giving you likes. Fuck off. You fuck off. It took me nine months to fill that particular gap…out of order. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: At present about 11,000 miles away. Greek cunt then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 On 21/09/2021 at 07:58, Decimus said: Jazz is currently on the sea bed at Hemsby, surrounded by the remnants of his chalet shack and shards of "precious" glass cat ornaments. That's a pity. I was actually looking forward to receiving a free pass to stove Colin's head in with a house brick the day after the terminal cancer diagnosis is delivered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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