ratcum Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have a piss in the garden, it's exhilarating. uncanny. just have and my son (also ratted) came out to see where i'd gone! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 they're all cunts out there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 fed up to the back teeth of all this Diana shit on the tv, she fucked more than a few of her body guards, moved on to Harry's dad then will Carling, followed by a Pakistan, Muslim heart surgeon, then a coke addicted play boy Muslim. ended up dead, good job, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 25 minutes ago, Eddie said: fed up to the back teeth of all this Diana shit on the tv, she fucked more than a few of her body guards, moved on to Harry's dad then will Carling, followed by a Pakistan, Muslim heart surgeon, then a coke addicted play boy Muslim. ended up dead, good job, fuck off. What's brought this on Ed? There's not another programme about her is there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 27 minutes ago, Eddie said: fed up to the back teeth of all this Diana shit on the tv, she fucked more than a few of her body guards, moved on to Harry's dad then will Carling, followed by a Pakistan, Muslim heart surgeon, then a coke addicted play boy Muslim. ended up dead, good job, fuck off. She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot burkini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 27 minutes ago, Eddie said: fed up to the back teeth of all this Diana shit on the tv, she fucked more than a few of her body guards, moved on to Harry's dad then will Carling, followed by a Pakistan, Muslim heart surgeon, then a coke addicted play boy Muslim. ended up dead, good job, fuck off. Phil the Greek was allegedly overheard on the phone to someone saying "I'll be buggered if the next generation of this family's going to be raised by the son of a Bedouin camel trader". Weeks before the crash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot burkini. I bet she was boring in the sack. You just knew that Fergie would have been a saucy ginger filth monkey though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I bet she was boring in the sack. You just knew that Fergie would have been a saucy ginger filth monkey though. all day long cunt-man, by all accounts ferrgie shaved her puss into a landing strip, smelled and resembled a fish finger.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 (edited) 33 minutes ago, Eddie said: all day long cunt-man, by all accounts ferrgie shave her puss into a landing strip, smelled and resembled a fish finger.... Whereas your cock is the same size as a fish finger, smegma replacing the breadcrumbs, same fishy smell Edited August 27, 2017 by Stubby Pecker You suck off captain birds eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Whereas your cock is the same size as a fish finger, smegma replacing the breadcrumbs, same fishy smell I'm playing golf tomorrow at one of my exclusive clubs. Will you be going to the betting or the tattoo parlour first ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'm playing golf tomorrow at one of my exclusive clubs. Will you be going to the betting or the tattoo parlour first ? You would cry like a baby and then pass out if you had a tattoo. Fucknuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: You would cry like a baby and then pass out if you had a tattoo. Fucknuckle. Tattoos are for peasants and oiks like yourself. I bet you have an earring too ! lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Tattoos are for peasants and oiks like yourself. I bet you have an earring too ! lol. No but my helmet, japs eye and bollocks are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: No but my helmet, japs eye and bollocks are. You're a pervert as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 On 25/07/2017 at 7:25 PM, Eddie said: Israeli Jews are the new nazis, only more extreme. Land grabbing, trouble making cunts of the first degree. As far as I'm aware, they haven't invaded Poland yet. But I bet France has surrendered to them, just in case it kicks off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 6 hours ago, Punkape said: You're a pervert as well. So what? You gullible fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Whereas your cock is the same size as a fish finger, smegma replacing the breadcrumbs, same fishy smell Brilliant, how do you come up with this stuff?, I'm sure you must be getting help writing these little comedy gems from somewhere... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot burkini. Was she kept in a play pen! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was she kept in a play pen! I reckon she'll be reincarnated the mythical half man half horse creature; guaranteeing to always be the centaur of attention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was she kept in a play pen! It's heavy-duty chicken wire, which was installed by authorities in Perth, Australia, to keep her away from the touring England men's rugby team. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 17 minutes ago, ratcum said: I reckon she'll be reincarnated the mythical half man half horse creature; guaranteeing to always be the centaur of attention Ithangyow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 13 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It's heavy-duty chicken wire, which was installed by authorities in Perth, Australia, to keep her away from the touring England men's rugby team. Where there's a Will, there's a way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 51 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was she kept in a play pen! That's my net! She was lured in using Turkish Delight and shiny things as bait. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 55 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was she kept in a play pen! The royals are much smaller than we think. On state occasions, they can fit 4 of them into one pram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That's my net! She was lured in using Turkish Delight and shiny things as bait. Margaret was easy to capture using snares baited with gin and Dunhill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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