Ape™️ Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 I've been watching the London athletics with great interest, and have really enjoyed the vast majority of it. However, I cannot, for the fucking life of me, understand what compels anycunt to become a triple jumper. I can only assume they were shit at the more recognised disciplines and ended up doing this spazzy nonsense by default. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: I've been watching the London athletics with great interest, and have really enjoyed the vast majority of it. However, I cannot, for the fucking life of me, understand what compels anycunt to become a triple jumper. I can only assume they were shit at the more recognised disciplines and ended up doing this spazzy nonsense by default. Fuck off. It might get more support if they renamed it 'Badly Shot Dog' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ape said: I've been watching the London athletics with great interest, and have really enjoyed the vast majority of it. However, I cannot, for the fucking life of me, understand what compels anycunt to become a triple jumper. I can only assume they were shit at the more recognised disciplines and ended up doing this spazzy nonsense by default. Fuck off. Was he pole vaulter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 1 minute ago, The Lady Penelope said: Was he pole vaulter? What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 12 minutes ago, Ape said: What? I think that was an example of gibberish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 52 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think that was an example of gibberish. Lady P has been even more fluent than usual in Gibberish today. It's probably either the full moon, sherry intake or her monthly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 A tard's favourite athletics discipline? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bubba C said: A tard's favourite athletics discipline? Would that be the mong jump? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: A tard's favourite athletics discipline? Mong jump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 7 minutes ago, scotty said: Lady P has been even more fluent than usual in Gibberish today. It's probably either the full moon, sherry intake or her monthly. She services stray dogs in her neighbourhood, so might just be tired this evening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: Would that be the mong jump? Every fucking time! 1 second, 1 fucking second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Would that be the mong jump? Told you I'd become the Mongtard King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ape said: Would that be the mong jump? I thought Eric had his own ghastly thread for this detritus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 14 minutes ago, ratcum said: I thought Eric had his own ghastly thread for this detritus Don't blame me. Cyrus started it over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 Good luck to any cunt that watches athletics and reckons it`s all legit, i`ve lost count of how many cunts have been caught cheating or miss unannounced testing, National Treasures included. This retro awarding of medals malarkey shows promise though. I`m looking forward to officials on my doorstep telling me it should have been me that fucked Sandra and Alison back in `96 as technically it was me that got them drunk and bought the Chinese and not my fucking cousin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think that was an example of gibberish. 10 hours ago, scotty said: Lady P has been even more fluent than usual in Gibberish today. It's probably either the full moon, sherry intake or her monthly. ."Are you a Pole Vaulter.. Yes I am a Pole but how did you know my name was Walter" you thick fucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 23 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Was he pole vaulter? 11 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: ."Are you a Pole Vaulter.. Yes I am a Pole but how did you know my name was Walter" you thick fucks Senility is a sad thing to behold. Poor old Pen, she doesn't even know we're here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, scotty said: Senility is a sad thing to behold. Poor old Pen, she doesn't even know we're here. Out of likes until later. Is you piss take? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 9 minutes ago, scotty said: Senility is a sad thing to behold. Poor old Pen, she doesn't even know we're here. Where am I, who are you .. I've got no money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Where am I, who are you .. I've got no money. Home time. They've got pills and prunes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Out of likes until later. Is you piss take? whore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 11 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Where am I, who are you .. I've got no money. Time for bed Pen. I'll get the sedatives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Home time. They've got pills and prunes. 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Time for bed Pen. I'll get the sedatives You work there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You work there? Yes .. she's my full time carer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 6 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Yes .. she's my full time carer. That's nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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