Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 Cometh the big footie match, cometh the cuntish commentators. Cunt supreme is this screeching plank who has no fucking clue just bluster and bullshit and is so far up Old Trafford's arse it's laughable. I wish he'd choke on that microphone personally the mug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 Stoops, is that you? Showing up under another name because you're embarrassed about posting a picture of your fuck ugly girlfriend are you? You ITV obsessed box-headed weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 And if it isn't then football is for poofs, Arthur. It has no place within these hallowed halls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Cometh the big footie match, cometh the cuntish commentators. Cunt supreme is this screeching plank who has no fucking clue just bluster and bullshit and is so far up Old Trafford's arse it's laughable. I wish he'd choke on that microphone personally the mug. Fuck me, look at those fucking teeth. Wallace and Gromit- The Curse of the Were-Faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 19 minutes ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Cometh the big footie match, cometh the cuntish commentators. Cunt supreme is this screeching plank who has no fucking clue just bluster and bullshit and is so far up Old Trafford's arse it's laughable. I wish he'd choke on that microphone personally the mug. I like the way his teeth match his hairline. Long in the middle; up at the sides. Spunkers last client follows a similar style. He's bald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Cometh the big footie match, cometh the cuntish commentators. Cunt supreme is this screeching plank who has no fucking clue just bluster and bullshit and is so far up Old Trafford's arse it's laughable. I wish he'd choke on that microphone personally the mug. A lower class chav slagging off another lower class chav....over football. Fuck off oik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 Christ, when him and Old Mother Hoddle start rocking the mikes at England vs Lithuania say, you just wish the TV had snooze control - or failing that, a field howitzer option to deliver half a ton of Semtex into the Wembley Commentary box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Cometh the big footie match, cometh the cuntish commentators. Cunt supreme is this screeching plank who has no fucking clue just bluster and bullshit and is so far up Old Trafford's arse it's laughable. I wish he'd choke on that microphone personally the mug. Is the comma button on your keyboard part-fucked, Arthur? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: And if it isn't then football is for poofs, Arthur. It has no place within these hallowed halls. He's getting off fairly lightly so far for a maiden football nomination. I well remember the shoeing I got over my own Chris Kamara and Sammy Lee missives, and don't think I've forgotten it either, you bunch of fucking wankers. One day soon us real men will outnumber you unpatriotic homosexuals, and sanity will be restored to the Corner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 42 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: He's getting off fairly lightly so far for a maiden football nomination. I well remember the shoeing I got over my own Chris Kamara and Sammy Lee missives, and don't think I've forgotten it either, you bunch of fucking wankers. One day soon us real men will outnumber you unpatriotic homosexuals, and sanity will be restored to the Corner. The height of manliness: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: He's getting off fairly lightly so far for a maiden football nomination. I well remember the shoeing I got over my own Chris Kamara and Sammy Lee missives, and don't think I've forgotten it either, you bunch of fucking wankers. One day soon us real men will outnumber you unpatriotic homosexuals, and sanity will be restored to the Corner. Ooh get her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 4 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Cometh the big footie match, cometh the cuntish commentators. Cunt supreme is this screeching plank who has no fucking clue just bluster and bullshit and is so far up Old Trafford's arse it's laughable. I wish he'd choke on that microphone personally the mug. I had high hopes for you, arthur, a new cunt willing to dive in headfirst, posting noms with little regard for how awful they may be, brashly commenting on others' posts like you own the place. Having read your efforts - I now realise that you're a bland simpleton who'd be better off dead. Please kill yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 What the fuck is this shit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 Just now, Ape said: What the fuck is this shit? The question answers itself, Ape. Nothing more, nothing less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 13 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I had high hopes for you, arthur, a new cunt willing to dive in headfirst, posting noms with little regard for how awful they may be, brashly commenting on others' posts like you own the place. Having read your efforts - I now realise that you're a bland simpleton who'd be better off dead. Please kill yourself. I've already spunked two likes on Arthur, in the hope of grooming and cultivating him as a member of my like farm. That was prior to this nomination, when he had a semblance of humour and bonhomie about him. However, following this absolute pile of fucking shit, I no longer wish to be associated with him. Arthur, the clique has passed judgement. Fuck off or be damned. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've already spunked two likes on Arthur, in the hope of grooming and cultivating him as a member of my like farm. That was prior to this nomination, when he had a semblance of humour and bonhomie about him. However, following this absolute pile of fucking shit, I no longer wish to be associated with him. Arthur, the clique has passed judgement. Fuck off or be damned. Understandable, your judgement's probably a little off having spent most of the last few months in solitary but for 1 hour of exercise a day and the sound of mongumental cunt banging his spam head against the wall and singing Roy Chubby Brown's entire back catalogue. I hope you've retracted said likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: He's getting off fairly lightly so far for a maiden football nomination. I well remember the shoeing I got over my own Chris Kamara and Sammy Lee missives, and don't think I've forgotten it either, you bunch of fucking wankers. One day soon us real men will outnumber you unpatriotic homosexuals, and sanity will be restored to the Corner. Yes but your sammy lee nomination was probably posted while he was still playing. How old is CC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 34 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes but your sammy lee nomination was probably posted while he was still playing. How old is CC? Almost exactly three years go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 7 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Cometh the big footie match, cometh the cuntish commentators. Cunt supreme is this screeching plank who has no fucking clue just bluster and bullshit and is so far up Old Trafford's arse it's laughable. I wish he'd choke on that microphone personally the mug. Artie lad, I own a two pint glass. So far tonight I've drank two snakebites from said glass, necked half a bottle of wine and had a very impressive spliff. I'm trying to contract clinical depression and it's just not fucking happening. I've called the Samaritans, and do you know what? I got a Polish cunt on an answering machine. And he's shipping out because of Brexit and the weakness of the pound. Think on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 Bubba C, new-found chum - don't let it get to you. I'll stay on the lowdown so the clique can recover. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 Fucking hell, so that's what he looks like. Not surprised they never show the ugly cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 On 25/08/2017 at 1:19 AM, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Bubba C, new-found chum - don't let it get to you. I'll stay on the lowdown so the clique can recover. Cunt. What's a lowdown you fucking Idiot ? Is it when you give a blow job to one of your football thug mates ? lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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