Guest Manky Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 So this pie gobbling lump of shit cunt got raped 9 times and sexually assaulted 6 times according to her. Now I ain't a detective but I would suspect some porkies off it well before court time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 Just now, Manky said: So this pie gobbling lump of shit cunt got raped 9 times and sexually assaulted 6 times according to her. Now I ain't a detective but I would suspect some porkies off it well before court time. Maybe the excessive food intake was a coping mechanism...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 Just now, Roadkill said: Maybe the excessive food intake was a coping mechanism...? Maybe it was a fat cunt before the need to cope. Her gravitational pull could have dragged innocent passers by towards her resulting in 15 unfortunate misunderstandings, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 Just now, Manky said: Maybe it was a fat cunt before the need to cope. Her gravitational pull could have dragged innocent passers by towards her resulting in 15 unfortunate misunderstandings, That's a horrifying thought... I bet you can still hear the screams of the lost on quiet nights... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: That's a horrifying thought... I bet you can still hear the screams of the lost on quiet nights... It would fucking echo. Now she will be entertained at a women's prison full of lady tennis players and rug munching will be endemic. Looks like crime has paid for her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 How is it possible to shag that thing ...I'd say it was physically and mechanically impossible ...Unless Ape..the fag mauler made some kind of miniature spreading bar ..like a jaws of flange access or somthing Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 Even rapists have standards 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 5 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: How is it possible to shag that thing ...I'd say it was physically and mechanically impossible ...Unless Ape..the fag mauler made some kind of miniature spreading bar ..like a jaws of flange access or somthing Panzerknacker 1 minute ago, Neil said: Even rapists have standards So speak our resident Casanovas. Neil you defiantly would shag it and panzy would be back scuttling the tradesmens in no time 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 Every hole is a goal I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 That's a case of "fart and give me a clue" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 Any rapist would need crampons and oxygen to climb on that. It gets taller when it lies down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 The Nike trainers and the hoodie gives her a bit of a sporty vibe. I bet she's got a size 24 thong on under all that. No need to thank me Neil, that's your wank material sorted for tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 On 25/08/2017 at 4:38 PM, Panzerknacker said: How is it possible to shag that thing ...I'd say it was physically and mechanically impossible ...Unless Ape..the fag mauler made some kind of miniature spreading bar ..like a jaws of flange access or somthing Panzerknacker Yeah, and ape could use parts from your disabability equipment to make them. After all, we all know you don't need them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Neil said: That's a case of "fart and give me a clue" The voice of experience, well said neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 41 minutes ago, Ape said: Yeah, and ape could use parts from your disababily equipment to make them. After all, we all know you don't need them. Everything I have has a use ...I've no time for extraneous equipment. ..just what I'm entitled to ...you could qualify for a ball gag. ..instantly improve the lives of those around you Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 On 8/25/2017 at 11:38 AM, Panzerknacker said: How is it possible to shag that thing ...I'd say it was physically and mechanically impossible ...Unless Ape..the fag mauler made some kind of miniature spreading bar ..like a jaws of flange access or somthing Panzerknacker Roll her in flour, slap her thigh, and ride the tsunami into the wet spot! Must we spell everything out for you, Panzy??? Ffs, sort yourself out you cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 Exactly what kind of red-blooded bloke could even contemplate filling this fucking shapeless aisle-blocker up with his man-diesel? It's the kind of benefits-dependent blubbernaught that gets reported in the red-tops for being found fucking a lame horse, while stuffing double-fried chips up her sweaty, mustard-crusted arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 Utter fucking moose. Absolutely no way any of it happened, only in her imagination. No amount of blindfolding, threats or viagara would work on that awful wreck. Even Rotherham rape gangs would say no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 Back to fucking Jail, you fucking swampbeast. Get down the gym while you’re at it. I would estimate your Hba1c is about 150. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6860231/Fantasist-jailed-falsely-accusing-15-men-rape-sexual-assault-appeals-conviction.html Whatever happened to Manky, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 25 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Back to fucking Jail, you fucking swampbeast. Get down the gym while you’re at it. I would estimate your Hba1c is about 150. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6860231/Fantasist-jailed-falsely-accusing-15-men-rape-sexual-assault-appeals-conviction.html Whatever happened to Manky, anyway? Her latest pictures indicate further physical growth. I would imagine the prison authorities would have a fairly standardised daily calorific allowance for inmates. Probably around 1800 per day for women, and 2300 for men. It looks like this porker has ingratiated herself with the 'Greggs pasty baron' of C wing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Her latest pictures indicate further physical growth. I would imagine the prison authorities would have a fairly standardised daily calorific allowance for inmates. Probably around 1800 per day for women, and 2300 for men. It looks like this porker has ingratiated herself with the 'Greggs pasty baron' of C wing. How many pasties can you hide in a standard dead rat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: How many pasties can you hide in a standard dead rat? As far as Greggs is concerned. The question is, how many dead rats can you hide in a standard pasty. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Back to fucking Jail, you fucking swampbeast. Get down the gym while you’re at it. I would estimate your Hba1c is about 150. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6860231/Fantasist-jailed-falsely-accusing-15-men-rape-sexual-assault-appeals-conviction.html Whatever happened to Manky, anyway? She certainly dressed to impress in court. "I'm up before the judge with my freedom at stake. What shall I wear? I know, a hoody, jogging bottoms and trainers. That'll fucking impress the judge". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 On 25/08/2017 at 16:03, Manky said: So this pie gobbling lump of shit cunt got raped 9 times and sexually assaulted 6 times according to her. Now I ain't a detective but I would suspect some porkies off it well before court time. If I was a bloke up in court accused of raping her my defence would be to fall about laughing and between breaths saying "Surely you fucking jest". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 Fucking hell, she looks like one of those Easter Island statues wearing a hoodie! She's one of the ugliest fucking things I've ever seen, and I've seen the gas chambers at Auschwitz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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