Flat Earthers

[Stubby Pecker]

3 hours ago, Decimus said:

Stubby, there is nothing, and I mean nothing, I hate more in this world than some cunt masquerading on the internet as a geologist. State your academic credentials or fuck off.

I'll PM you my 2 degree certificates, framed on the wall of the downstairs crapper right next to the youngest stubblets dry pants sticker chart. This is dependant on you sending me proof of your highest level of qualification; rescuing a brick from the bottom of Great Yarmouth pool in your pyjamas 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I'll PM you my 2 degree certificates, framed on the wall of the downstairs crapper right next to the youngest stubblets dry pants sticker chart. This is dependant on you sending me proof of your highest level of qualification; rescuing a brick from the bottom of Great Yarmouth pool in your pyjamas 

Dec's is none other than The Norfolk Naturalist  "John Nolittle"

[Decimus]

23 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I'll PM you my 2 degree certificates, framed on the wall of the downstairs crapper right next to the youngest stubblets dry pants sticker chart. This is dependant on you sending me proof of your highest level of qualification; rescuing a brick from the bottom of Great Yarmouth pool in your pyjamas 

Japes aside, Stubby, this really isn't good enough. Both my brother and my uncle are members of the geological society of London, and along with their peers, they don't take kindly to impostors.

I'm going to need details. Please provide your full list of qualifications, the dates that you obtained them, and also the educational establishments where you have studied. I will do the necessary background checks upon receipt and confirm to The Corner whether or not you are a charlatan.

In the meantime, it wouldn't hurt your credibility if you posted a picture of you grinning with a lump of gypsum shoved up your fucking arse.

[Guest Snatch]

4 hours ago, Eddie said:

pint in the Charlotte at lunchtime?

Fuck off, I'm not that much of a cunt. 

[Stubby Pecker]

8 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Japes aside, Stubby, this really isn't good enough. Both my brother and my uncle are members of the geological society of London, and along with their peers, they don't take kindly to impostors.

I'm going to need details. Please provide your full list of qualifications, the dates that you obtained them, and also the educational establishments where you have studied. I will do the necessary background checks upon receipt and confirm to The Corner whether or not you are a charlatan.

In the meantime, it wouldn't hurt your credibility if you posted a picture of you grinning with a lump of gypsum shoved up your fucking arse.

You are just going to have to take my word for it I'm afraid, as I am with your bronze swimming certificate.

I see you are still smarting over your 100% confirmed, embarrassing defeat at my hands a while back. I suggest getting down TK Max for a bumper supply of new pants if your last little hissy fit is anything to go by.

[Frank]

23 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Japes aside, Stubby, this really isn't good enough. Both my brother and my uncle are members of the geological society of London, and along with their peers, they don't take kindly to impostors.

I'm going to need details. Please provide your full list of qualifications, the dates that you obtained them, and also the educational establishments where you have studied. I will do the necessary background checks upon receipt and confirm to The Corner whether or not you are a charlatan.

In the meantime, it wouldn't hurt your credibility if you posted a picture of you grinning with a lump of gypsum shoved up your fucking arse.

What exactly are you doing? Seeing you correspond with this thick fucking clown is upsetting me. Refrain. 

[Cuntybaws]

3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

What if we are on the surface of an everted sphere?

For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky.

[Cuntybaws]

4 hours ago, Decimus said:

Stubby, there is nothing, and I mean nothing, I hate more in this world than some cunt masquerading on the internet as a geologist. State your academic credentials or fuck off.

I'll have you know I took a year of Geology as an adjunct to an Astronomy degree. As a first year student with a few months of study under my belt, I obviously knew more about Geology than anyone else ever in the history of this or any other world. Much fucking good it's ever done me.

[Decimus]

28 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

You are just going to have to take my word for it I'm afraid, as I am with your bronze swimming certificate.

I see you are still smarting over your 100% confirmed, embarrassing defeat at my hands a while back. I suggest getting down TK Max for a bumper supply of new pants if your last little hissy fit is anything to go by.

One would assume that you at least hold a BSc along with MSc and PhD. However, your silence on the matter is telling and I suspect your only expertise in the field is reading the first two editions of Rock and Mineral magazine.

Please prove me wrong, I want to believe you.

[Bubba C]

59 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Japes aside, Stubby, this really isn't good enough. Both my brother and my uncle are members of the geological society of London, and along with their peers, they don't take kindly to impostors.

I'm going to need details. Please provide your full list of qualifications, the dates that you obtained them, and also the educational establishments where you have studied. I will do the necessary background checks upon receipt and confirm to The Corner whether or not you are a charlatan.

In the meantime, it wouldn't hurt your credibility if you posted a picture of you grinning with a lump of gypsum shoved up your fucking arse.

I think he left his BTEC certificate on Alf's yacht. 

32 minutes ago, Frank said:

What exactly are you doing? Seeing you correspond with this thick fucking clown is upsetting me. Refrain. 

Fuck off, I'm enjoying it. 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Both my brother and my uncle are members of the geological society of London,

These Societies are filled with bounders and imposters and have usually lost all real links with their original purpose just like The Entomological Dining Club.

[Decimus]

1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said:

These Societies are filled with bounders and imposters and have usually lost all real links with their original purpose just like The Entomological Dining Club.

Agreed, much in the same way as Stubby, they are completely boring and a pair of utter fucking wankers, so the society suits them.

However, they both possess an IQ of over 80 so have the requisite intelligence to work in a fourth rate field of science. Stubby on the other hand can barely string a sentence together, so I'm dubious to say the least about his claims. 

Stubby, I'm waiting. Qualification titles, establishments and dates. Get on with it, you're losing credibility quicker than Ding when he was rumbled during committeegate.

[ratcum]

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I'll have you know I took a year of Geology as an adjunct to an Astronomy degree. As a first year student with a few months of study under my belt, I obviously knew more about Geology than anyone else ever in the history of this or any other world. Much fucking good it's ever done me.

Jewdy only rented an allotment because he heard a group of men were forcing vegetables 'down there'

The dirty sausage

[Stubby Pecker]

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

One would assume that you at least hold a BSc along with MSc and PhD. However, your silence on the matter is telling and I suspect your only expertise in the field is reading the first two editions of Rock and Mineral magazine.

Please prove me wrong, I want to believe you.

I predicted you would say this and I repeat that you'll just have to believe me like you of course do. Revealing such things here isn't wise, you don't have to call me Dr however. What would have to gain by trying to impress a cadre of deranged miscreants here? Believe what you will in the same way I believe you are acting a proper tit end, a petulant child who needs their arse spanked.

[Decimus]

29 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I predicted you would say this and I repeat that you'll just have to believe me like you of course do. Revealing such things here isn't wise, you don't have to call me Dr however. What would have to gain by trying to impress a cadre of deranged miscreants here? Believe what you will in the same way I believe you are acting a proper tit end, a petulant child who needs their arse spanked.

Stubby, you can't just strut around the internet talking about convection currents and then expect not to be challenged.

Fear not, I don't have the least bit of interest in discovering your identity in the real world, I know enough idiotic wankers as it is. All you need to do is list your qualifications, what class of degrees you obtained plus where you studied. Even if I wanted to add you to the menagerie of thick cunts I know, I couldn't identify you with such basic information.

You've made the claim and if you don't back it up people are going to quite rightly assume that you are bullshitting.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky.

Well, my arse feels hollow and I have touched cloth.

[Decimus]

3 hours ago, Bubba C said:

I think he left his BTEC certificate on Alf's yacht. 

Fuck off, I'm enjoying it. 

Stubby is in a sweat and currently taking part in an 80's style training montage. Furiously flicking through his Gemz 'n Stuff 1986 annual and googling what an MSc degree so he can compose an appropriate response.

[nocti]

8 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Well, my arse feels hollow and I have touched cloth.

Me too Alf. Mrs N had a works do last night, so against my better judgement, I took it upon myself to come down off the mountain, and indulge in a bit of self harm by getting some food from the chippy round the corner.

I've been scared to fart all day, and that is totally out of character for me.

[Guest Manky]

Tectonic Pilates. Is that fat bitches doing yoga?

[Decimus]

Just now, Manky said:

Tectonic Pilates. Is that fat bitches doing yoga?

Reported for plagiarising Stubby's dissertation.

[Decimus]

4 hours ago, Frank said:

What exactly are you doing? Seeing you correspond with this thick fucking clown is upsetting me. Refrain. 

When you say your prayers, try to understand, Stubby's made mistakes, he's just a man.

[Frank]

2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

When you say your prayers, try to understand, Stubby's made mistakes, he's just a man.

Assuming Stubby is not prepared to provide any further info, can we have a summary of all this shit, and what you intend to do next? 

[Decimus]

5 minutes ago, Frank said:

Assuming Stubby is not prepared to provide any further info, can we have a summary of all this shit, and what you intend to do next? 

I'm going to ask him what my birth stone is. When he inevitably gets it wrong I'm going to petition Proper for his removal from the site. I won't tolerate some soft-porn obsessed spastic gallivanting around your site pretending that they went to university.

[ratcum]

38 minutes ago, Frank said:

Assuming Stubby is not prepared to provide any further info, can we have a summary of all this shit, and what you intend to do next? 

I saw a ginger child the other day Frank. He must have been about four years old and already wearing glasses. I was tempted to hang a "DO NOT RESUCITATE" notice round his neck, the poor fucker.

People say I am a Nazi but I too can show humanity

[scotty]

1 minute ago, ratcum said:

I saw a ginger child the other day Frank. He must have been about four years old and already wearing glasses. I was tempted to hang a "DO NOT RESUCITATE" notice round his neck, the poor fucker.

People say I am a Nazi but I too can show humanity

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