Penny Farthing Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 8 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I once lived in a hole in the ground on Dartmoor for a week in winter. Were you staying with the man who lives in the wood near Princetown? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Were you staying with the man who lives in the wood near Princetown? Good morning, prodigious prong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 18 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I’m thinking of moving to Norfolk Don't, they've already got more than enough cunts as it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 13, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 13 hours ago, Neil said: I told you I'm not fucking fat! Never mind this shit Neil, now I've heard you talk I'll permanently have an image of Ray Winstone in 'Sexy Beast' in my mind. Anyway, I was walking along Weaver's Way at the weekend, and out the corner of my eye I saw in an adjacent field what I can only describe as a big black dog. And I mean big and I mean black, Dianne Abbott style. Old Shuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: Never mind this shit Neil, now I've heard you talk I'll permanently have an image of Ray Winstone in 'Sexy Beast' in my mind. Anyway, I was walking along Weaver's Way at the weekend, and out the corner of my eye I saw in an adjacent field what I can only describe as a big black dog. And I mean big and I mean black, Dianne Abbott style. Old Shuck? You're the problem! You're the fucking problem, you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I'm telling you, Aitch: you keep looking at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground, promise you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Never mind this shit Neil, now I've heard you talk I'll permanently have an image of Ray Winstone in 'Sexy Beast' in my mind. Anyway, I was walking along Weaver's Way at the weekend, and out the corner of my eye I saw in an adjacent field what I can only describe as a big black dog. And I mean big and I mean black, Dianne Abbott style. Old Shuck? Diane (Abbott) would be a good name for Guy Gibson's dog eh Deco? Especially as the stupid black cunt gets run over. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 2 hours ago, cunt said: Don't, they've already got more than enough cunts as it is. What’s your favourite ballet to prance about in, Cunto? It must be ‘Nutcacker?’ Filthy Cunt. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ballet-director-critic-dog-excrement-hanover-germany-b2281391.html 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Never mind this shit Neil, now I've heard you talk I'll permanently have an image of Ray Winstone in 'Sexy Beast' in my mind. Anyway, I was walking along Weaver's Way at the weekend, and out the corner of my eye I saw in an adjacent field what I can only describe as a big black dog. And I mean big and I mean black, Dianne Abbott style. Old Shuck? Romford on a Friday night, full of black shucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 13, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 2 hours ago, ratcum said: Diane (Abbott) would be a good name for Guy Gibson's dog eh Deco? Especially as the stupid black cunt gets run over. Do black dogs have bigger dicks? @cunt your knowledge and experience is required. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wolfie Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: What’s your favourite ballet to prance about in, Cunto? It must be ‘Nutcacker?’ Filthy Cunt. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ballet-director-critic-dog-excrement-hanover-germany-b2281391.html I was reading the same story and immediately copied the link for our resident canine kak connoisseur, before seeing your comment. Local rag article, R-Soles' hometown: TOWN RESIDENTS are being urged by police to once again keep their doors and windows locked at night. The latest initiative with the Town Council comes as a man known locally as the "Pavement Phantom" exposed himself to another dog walker in Croke Park – the third such incident in the past fortnight. DCI Dave Angel, investigating, said: "We believe the same bestial sexual predator has struck again, this time in front of a young mother walking her Labrador home after dropping off her children at school. Previous witnessess, mostly dog-walkers, describe him as 'gaunt-faced' and 'carrying soiled poo bags around his waist, dangling like corks on an Aussie hat'. He is believed to be mentally unstable, smelly, angry, stupid, and should not be approached." In a recent twist on the suspect's usual modus operandi, latest witnesses describe the gentleman following them dressed in a Sooty costume, muttering 'I'll fuckin' get you Wiffles & Dickless... if it's the last fuckin' thing I fuckin' do, hurr hurr', while carrying what is best described as a "Rambo-style" military backpack. Continued Angel: "While this bizarre individual might be doing the local council a favour by helping to keep the streets clean of canine waste, we urge anyone with information to get in touch with us via Crimestoppers on 01234 567890 before the 'Pavement Phantom' strikes again." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 22 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I once lived in a hole in the ground on Dartmoor for a week in winter. So did I! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: What’s your favourite ballet to prance about in, Cunto? It must be ‘Nutcacker?’ Filthy Cunt. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ballet-director-critic-dog-excrement-hanover-germany-b2281391.html I can only imagine Dr Doggy would have cum in his pants if he’d been on the receiving end of such a scat attack. That’s a weeks worth of wanks sorted out for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 45 minutes ago, Wolfie said: We believe the same bestial sexual predator has struck again, this time in front of a young mother walking her Labrador home The victim was unable to give an accurate description of the predator but DCI Angel stated that he is hopeful that her guide dog may be able to help the enquiry progress if and when the poor animal recovers from its current traumatised state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 On 13/02/2023 at 17:52, Dyslexic cnut said: What’s your favourite ballet to prance about in, Cunto? It must be ‘Nutcacker?’ Filthy Cunt. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ballet-director-critic-dog-excrement-hanover-germany-b2281391.html I don't know what's worse, your all-consuming need to keep posting scat jibes, or the fact that you obviously waste a lot of your time to go looking for scat references in the media. Have you spoken to a mental health professional about your obsession, Peter? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 4 minutes ago, cunt said: I don't know what's worse, your all-consuming need to keep posting scat jibes, or the fact that you obviously waste a lot of your time to go looking for scat references in the media. Have you spoken to a mental health professional about your obsession, Peter? Eat shit, stool-sniffer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 56 minutes ago, cunt said: I don't know what's worse, your all-consuming need to keep posting scat jibes, or the fact that you obviously waste a lot of your time to go looking for scat references in the media. Have you spoken to a mental health professional about your obsession, Peter? As if on queue, its Dr dog shite with his dull commentary on a site he’s completely unsuited to. If I were you, I’d stick to waddling around with your trousers around your ankles, trying to jab your pathetic cock up a poor dogs arse. Get fucked you suspect, scat loving cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 15, 2023 Report Share Posted February 15, 2023 19 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Eat shit, stool-sniffer. 18 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: As if on queue, its Dr dog shite with his dull commentary on a site he’s completely unsuited to. If I were you, I’d stick to waddling around with your trousers around your ankles, trying to jab your pathetic cock up a poor dogs arse. Get fucked you suspect, scat loving cunt Lovely, another pair of scat obsessed Dickless disciples. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 17, 2023 Report Share Posted February 17, 2023 On 13/02/2023 at 19:23, Decimus said: Do black dogs have bigger dicks? @cunt your knowledge and experience is required. ..probably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2023 19 minutes ago, ratcum said: ..probably I see our man Benjamin Netan4x2 is back in the Jewstag. Did you ever find out what was in those little boxes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 17, 2023 Report Share Posted February 17, 2023 11 hours ago, Decimus said: I see our man Benjamin Netan4x2 is back in the Jewstag. Did you ever find out what was in those little boxes? My money's on a foreskin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 18, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 1 hour ago, ratcum said: My money's on a foreskin Ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 13 hours ago, Decimus said: I see our man Benjamin Netan4x2 is back in the Jewstag. Did you ever find out what was in those little boxes? 1 hour ago, ratcum said: My money's on a foreskin 35 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ok. Fuck me. Liven your fucking selves up you dreary pair of cunts. If the third reich has come to this level of watery, I’m buying a fucking pick-up truck and joining the AB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck me. Liven your fucking selves up you dreary pair of cunts. He started it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 18, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 1 hour ago, ratcum said: He started it You faaaackin' graaaasss. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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