Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 4 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I used to be a pharmacist. I would recommend you try KCN. One teaspoonful dissolved in water twice a day. Do I swallow it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 On 27/10/2017 at 2:47 PM, r-soles said: Did you notice Amanda Holden's gaffe on This Morning? She was actually wearing knickers, for a change! She’s for wankers like you to jerk off over......and doing a pretty good job by the looks of it. Don’t forget to wash your hands thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Original question of what the slap headed, annoying cunt is for has probably been answered fully, but surely it's to hover up as many sources of spunk of a day? If this is the case, let's draw a line under it- line of multi ethnic spunk flowing from her poisonous bat cave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 4:12 AM, judgetwi said: She’s for wankers like you to jerk off over......and doing a pretty good job by the looks of it. Don’t forget to wash your hands thank you. As far as I can remember I have not wanked over Amanda Holden, I'm not saying I wouldn't, just that I can't recall doing so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, r-soles said: As far as I can remember I have not wanked over Amanda Holden, I'm not saying I wouldn't, just that I can't recall doing so. There's a first time for everything Soles. Come on, it's Christmas. Perhaps make it monthly as a new years resolution? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 24 minutes ago, nocti said: There's a first time for everything Soles. Come on, it's Christmas. Perhaps make it monthly as a new years resolution? Look, if you twist my arm, it's the 29th of February and it's a blue moon, I might be able to muster a semi and let it dribble over her gash. Is that acceptable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 20 minutes ago, r-soles said: Look, if you twist my arm, it's the 29th of February and it's a blue moon, I might be able to muster a semi and let it dribble over her gash. Is that acceptable? I’m sure you would find the process far easier with a picture of David Furnish. lol. Fuck off idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 21 minutes ago, Punkape said: I’m sure you would find the process far easier with a picture of David Furnish. lol. Fuck off idiot. Merry Christmas spunkers, you utter fucking bore. I hope Santa brings you meningitis. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 50 minutes ago, r-soles said: Look, if you twist my arm, it's the 29th of February and it's a blue moon, I might be able to muster a semi and let it dribble over her gash. Is that acceptable? Actually, I'd say that's more than acceptable. It's bordering on the overly sentimental in my books, you hopeless romantic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 4 hours ago, nocti said: Merry Christmas spunkers, you utter fucking bore. I hope Santa brings you meningitis. A bit harsh don't you think, on top of his Downs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 7 hours ago, Punkape said: I’m sure you would find the process far easier with a picture of David Furnish. lol. Fuck off idiot. Is that the 'tribute' picture that you keep in that pretty little locket you have draped around your scrawny neck? Suck cock Puffnstuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 4:12 AM, judgetwi said: She’s for wankers like you to jerk off over......and doing a pretty good job by the looks of it. She's 46, so too old and boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steve murray Posted September 12, 2020 Report Share Posted September 12, 2020 You guys make me fucking laugh, I have never in my life heard SO many jealous guys in my life talk about Amanda Holden as you do. What is it because she has made a dam good living for herself or you can't get into her pants because your dicks are to small. Good on ya Amanda keep doing what you are doing honey show off your body and suck as many cocks as you want, I won't call you filthy names I just wish I could slide my cock inside you too BUT I know one thing these arse holes that put you down are just lonely simple weak Idiots don't worry about them. You go girl xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 20 hours ago, steve murray said: You guys make me fucking laugh, I have never in my life heard SO many jealous guys in my life talk about Amanda Holden as you do. What is it because she has made a dam good living for herself or you can't get into her pants because your dicks are to small. Good on ya Amanda keep doing what you are doing honey show off your body and suck as many cocks as you want, I won't call you filthy names I just wish I could slide my cock inside you too BUT I know one thing these arse holes that put you down are just lonely simple weak Idiots don't worry about them. You go girl xx Retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 20 hours ago, steve murray said: You guys make me fucking laugh, I have never in my life heard SO many jealous guys in my life talk about Amanda Holden as you do. What is it because she has made a dam good living for herself or you can't get into her pants because your dicks are to small. Good on ya Amanda keep doing what you are doing honey show off your body and suck as many cocks as you want, I won't call you filthy names I just wish I could slide my cock inside you too BUT I know one thing these arse holes that put you down are just lonely simple weak Idiots don't worry about them. You go girl xx You'll notice that its taken nearly 20 hours from your post to someone actually responding to it. That tells you that nobody gives a fuck about what you have to say. Take that as a lesson and fuck off to mumsnet where I'm sure your banal fuckwit efforts will be welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 Welcome to the corner Steve. With that piss poor first effort I think you may have to 'do an Amanda' to get accepted, that is, try and befriend a more popular member and use them to get what you want. You know, like when she got shacked up with Les Dennis just to open doors into showbiz for her because she had no discernible talent herself. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You'll notice that its taken nearly 20 hours from your post to someone actually responding to it. That tells you that nobody gives a fuck about what you have to say. Take that as a lesson and fuck off to mumsnet where I'm sure your banal fuckwit efforts will be welcome. Not so, the post was hidden pending account approval which was at 09.36 BST, so a response was made in 2h 25 mins. The newby has a point though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 Theres not a lot of original parts left on the publicity seeking whorebag,I hope her face falls off.Even I wouldn't fuck it and believe me my standards are lower than a snakes belly 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 16 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Not so, the post was hidden pending account approval which was at 09.36 BST, so a response was made in 2h 25 mins. The newby has a point though. He may have point but he’s still a fucking retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 21 hours ago, steve murray said: You guys make me fucking laugh, I have never in my life heard SO many jealous guys in my life talk about Amanda Holden as you do. What is it because she has made a dam good living for herself or you can't get into her pants because your dicks are to small. Good on ya Amanda keep doing what you are doing honey show off your body and suck as many cocks as you want, I won't call you filthy names I just wish I could slide my cock inside you too BUT I know one thing these arse holes that put you down are just lonely simple weak Idiots don't worry about them. You go girl xx You soft cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Neil said: You soft cunt I think he’s Lorraine Kelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 21 hours ago, steve murray said: Good on ya Amanda keep doing what you are doing honey show off your body and suck as many cocks as you want I suspect you're confusing her with Anthea Turner, a common rookie mistake, especially for virgins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steve murray Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 Typical response from a pack of CUNTS like you guys...hahahaha I knew I would get such a pathetic reply from pathetic people. Hey King Billy I hope our paths cross one day cunt I will rip out your fucking throat you piece of shit.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 Just now, steve murray said: Typical response from a pack of CUNTS like you guys...hahahaha I knew I would get such a pathetic reply from pathetic people. Hey King Billy I hope our paths cross one day cunt I will rip out your fucking throat you piece Oh dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 51 minutes ago, steve murray said: Typical response from a pack of CUNTS like you guys...hahahaha I knew I would get such a pathetic reply from pathetic people. Hey King Billy I hope our paths cross one day cunt I will rip out your fucking throat you piece of shit.. Oh fuck! Here we go, another closet faggot wrestling with his sexuality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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