Neil Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 I've just read "School defiant after bonfire arson".......can there really be such a thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 I believe "Double Decker Bus found on moon" was the No78 going past our house, there always seems to be one missing. The one I look forward to is "Gay Cheshire golfer found dead with 3 foot traffic bollard wedged up hi arse by Namibian, HIV positive rent boy whilst wrapped in cling film and hanging from a curtain rail wearing a gimp mask and a One Direction onesie" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 Kerry Katona undergoes a BUM LIFT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 Avoid Carlisle if you can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 " Tsunami hits Banda Aceh, thousands feared dead - no locals involved" Headline, Buckingham Advertiser, Boxing Day 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 After Celtic were beaten by lowly Inverness Caledonian Thistle 'Super Cally go ballistic,Celtic are atrocious' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Neil said: After Celtic were beaten by lowly Inverness Caledonian Thistle 'Super Cally go ballistic,Celtic are atrocious' I'm not getting your coat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 I kid you not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, Neil said: After Celtic were beaten by lowly Inverness Caledonian Thistle 'Super Cally go ballistic,Celtic are atrocious' They were managed by John Barnes that day. What the fuck did they expect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 Yep,they proved to be a proper banana skin for John 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They were managed by John Barnes that day. What the fuck did they expect? The rap from 'World In Motion' perhaps? "You've got to hang around, out on the wing And never do a fucking thing" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 Missing Boys Found in Sidney's Corpse .. Westmoreland Gazette sometime in 1980s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 On 03/11/2017 at 8:04 PM, Neil said: . Your most memorable post to date. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 On 03/11/2017 at 8:04 PM, Neil said: . Vintage Neil. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Vintage Neil. It answers the question “what would happen if Neil the monster’s head split open and his brain and thoughts spilled out?”.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 You're welcome 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 3 hours ago, Neil said: You're welcome Have a 'like' you terrible cunt, not for the originality of thought, but for the time and effort that must have gone into creating such a masterpiece! They should print this off and put it in a time capsule, to fuck with the minds of the life form that opens it in 2525. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 On 03/11/2017 at 4:44 PM, Neil said: After Celtic were beaten by lowly Inverness Caledonian Thistle 'Super Cally go ballistic,Celtic are atrocious' I remember that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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